Think Jokes

• Short Think Jokes
• Think One Liners
• Things You Think About When Drunk Jokes
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Funniest Think Short Jokes

Short think jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The think humour may include short jokes also.

1. Call a girl beautiful 1,000 time and she won't think twice... Call a girl fat once and she'll always remember.
   Because elephants never forget
2. If any of you here are thinking of getting married, consider the following before you do. On the one hand, you get to wear a pretty cool ring.
   On the other hand, you don't.
3. The police just pulled me over, he came up to my window and said, papers? I said, Scissors, I win and drove off.
   I think he wants a re-match he's been chasing me for 45 minutes.
4. A pirate goes to the doctor and say, "I have moles on me back aaarrrghh." The doctor: "It's ok, they're benign."
   pirate: "Count again, I think there be ten!"
5. I'm American, and I'm sick of people saying America is the stupidest country in the world. Personally, I think Europe is the stupidest country in the world.
6. As I get older and remember all the people I've lost along the way, I think to myself... maybe a career as a tour guide wasn't for me.
   
7. The problem with Trump jokes: Republicans don't think they're funny, and Democrats don't think they're jokes.
8. What do apple and Donald Trump have in common? I would say that they both think de-porting is the answer when there's no more Jobs, but I shouldn't compare apples to oranges.
9. Got my girlfriend a "get better soon" card She isn't sick, I just think she can get better
10. I call my wife Bambi. She thinks it's because she's cute with big brown eyes... But in reality it's because I want someone to shoot her mother with a hunting rifle

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Think One Liners

Which think one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with think? I can suggest the ones about and .

1. I proposed to my ex-wife today She said no, she thinks I'm just after my money
2. I think it's pretty cool how the Chinese made a language entirely out of tattoos.
3. I think I've been hacked by Russia.
4. If you're questioning your sexuality... You probably aren't thinking straight.
5. I was thinking the other day ... So I shouted, "Thomeone help! I can't thwim!"
6. I think i misspelled camoflage . It is actually spelled
7. Why are women and children evacuated first? So we can think about a solution in silence.
8. What's the difference between Elon Musk and God? God doesn't think he's elon musk.
9. 1984 is a great work of literature. I think all kids should be forced to read it.
10. You think gas prices are expensive, have you seen chimney? They're through the roof.
11. The Egyptians claim there are no crocodiles in their country. I think they're in de Nile.
12. i think the story of Noah's life was a bit boring But it did have a nice arc
13. My mom used to tuck me in at night... I think she really wanted a girl.
14. Why do some people think Jesus was black? Cause he is our father, and he never came back.
15. Two blondes walk into a bar You'd think the second one would have ducked

Things You Think About When Drunk Jokes

Here is a list of funny things you think about when drunk jokes and even better things you think about when drunk puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• All the girls I date are unemployed, drunk, and are on drugs. I'm starting to think this whole opposites attract thing is b**....

Think Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.

What funny jokes about think you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make think pranks.