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Get ready to laugh out loud when you read these hilarious "thin" jokes! Have a good laugh over a variety of jokes about being tall, slim, or skinny. Crack up when someone slips on some thin ice or when someone runs out of thin toilet paper. Enjoy a few lighthearted jokes about thin lips, thin hair, and thin eyebrows!

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Funniest Thin Short Jokes

Short thin jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The thin humour may include short tiny jokes also.

  1. Guys I just recently bought a 256GB iPhone 7 Plus, my son dropped it and the screen shattered. Anyways I'm doing a giveaway! The kid is 8 years old, cute, thin and not really tall.
  2. Have you heard of Murphy's Law? It states that anything that can go wrong will go wrong. Have you heard of Coles Law? It's thinly sliced cabbage.
  3. Why are bachelors thin, and married men fat? Bachelors come home, check to see what's in the fridge, and go to bed.
    ….Married men come home, check to see what's in the bed, and go the fridge.
  4. Guys i just bought a 256GB iPhone 11, my brother dropped it and the screen shattered. Anyways I'm doing a giveaway! The kid is 6 years old, cute, thin and not really tall.
  5. I just purchased a new iPhone 7 Plus, and my son dropped it, So i'm giving it away. He's 8 years old, tall and quite thin. Good with pets.
  6. A Spanish magician was showing a trick.. "For my next trick, I'll disappear into thin air. uno, dos."
    And he vanished without a tres!
  7. My Kids Got p**... at Me for Cooking pancake this Morning Seems he was their favorite rabbit
  8. Doesn't matter if you are tall or short, fat or thin, black or white, at the end of the day... It will be night time.
  9. It doesn't matter whether you are tall, short, fat, thin, rich, poor; at the end of the day... It's night.
  10. Murphy's law: Anything that can go wrong will go wrong. Cole's Law: Thinly sliced cabbage.

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Thin One Liners

Which thin one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with thin? I can suggest the ones about short and tight.

  1. Why are plants so thin? They always eat light.
  2. How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? It depends on how thinly you slice them.
  3. My girlfriend is a magician... She creates problems out of thin air
  4. My mom always makes the pancakes too thin I shouldn't have to put up with this crepe.
  5. I like my books like I like my women Thin, interesting and good in bed.
  6. I'm fat but I self identify as thin. I'm trans slender
  7. How many lawyers does it take to tile a roof? It depends on how thinly you slice them
  8. I like my women the way I like my paper... white, thin, and able to take a few punches
  9. Why does everyone hate thin paper? Because it's tearable
  10. What is thin, white, and scary? Homework.
  11. I just watched a documentary about anorexia. The research was a little thin.
  12. How many men does it take to wallpaper a room? 50, if you slice them *very* thinly.
  13. What do you call a slim ruler who's considering something? Thin-king
  14. THERE IS A THIN LINE BETWEEN 911.. AND 9/11
  15. How do you call a thin T-Rex? Ano-Rex...

Thin Slice Jokes

Here is a list of funny thin slice jokes and even better thin slice puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • Everybody's heard of Murphy's Law: "if something can go wrong, it will go wrong." However, few people know of Cole's Law... It's thinly sliced cabbage and mayonnaise.
  • How many men does it take to wallpaper a feminists bedroom. Five if you slice them thinly.
  • What's the difference between Murphy's Law and Cole's Law? Murphy's Law is the idea of anything that can go wrong, will go wrong. Cole's Law is just thinly sliced cabbage.
  • How many men does it take to wallpaper a feminists house? Only one, but you have to slice him REALLY thin!
  • Laws -Have you heard of Murphy's law?
    -Yes, anything that can go wrong will go wrong.
    -What about Cole's Law?
    -No, what is it?
    -Thinly sliced cabbage drizzled with mayonnaise and sour cream
  • -Have you heard of Murphy's Law \-Yes, anything can go wrong will go wrong
    \-What's about Cole's law?
    \-No
    \-It's a thin-slice cabbage dripped in mayonnaise and sour cream
  • Cole's Law... Thinly Sliced Cabbage
  • This happened at the Deli counter today...real life joke Me (at the deli counter): I'd like some salami please, about a pound, sliced thin?
    DeliGirl: Genoa salami?
    Me: Yeah, I know a couple.
  • Have you heard of Murphy's law? Ok, but have you heard of Cole's law? It's thinly sliced cabbage
  • How many lawyers does it take to roof a building? It depends on how thin you slice them.

Thin People Jokes

Here is a list of funny thin people jokes and even better thin people puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • Are fat people or thin people smarter? It depends--thin people are generally sharper, while fat people are more well-rounded.
  • Why are Japanese people so thin? Because last time there was a fat man, 80,000 people died.
  • I stabbed twenty people in the supermarket line with thin needles. It's a new type of therapy I'm calling "aqueuepuncture".
  • The problem with homeopathy... There are way too many homeopaths out there. It would be a more effective field of study if homeopaths were thinned out a little, say 1 per 10 million people.
  • People ask why my cat is made of iron and looks so thin It's because he's a Fe Line
  • The problem with homeopathy is that there are too many homeopaths. It would be more effective if they were thinned out a bit, say one homeopath per ten trillion people...
  • People who work at home improvement stores are great magicians Because just as you follow one around the corner, they somehow vanish right into thin air
  • People who work at home improvement stores are the greatest at Hide-n-Seek Because just when you think you see them, you turn the corner and they vanish into thin air
  • People used to ask me how I can eat so much and stay thin. Now they just ask how I can eat so much.
  • Did you know that people trying to loose weight eat pure grain? It's cause wheat thins
Thin joke, Did you know that people trying to loose weight eat pure grain?

Thin Hair Jokes

Here is a list of funny thin hair jokes and even better thin hair puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • What do you get when you cross a magician and a barber? Someone who pulls something out of thin hair!

Thin Ice Jokes

Here is a list of funny thin ice jokes and even better thin ice puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • The penguin couple got into another fight They really are on thin ice
  • Why was the Eskimo always 15 minutes early to work? he was walking on thin ice
  • Did you ever catch an enemy walking on thin ice? It's a breakthrough experience.
  • How do you chip thin ice off a window? You bust a rime.
  • Why did the old man have trouble distinguishing foggy glass and thin ice? It wasn't clear to him.
  • What happens when you drop a whale on thin ice? It breaks the ice...Hi, i'm (insert name)
  • It's winter in quebec, and a mother cat calls her kittens back inside the den. While taking the short cut across a frozen pond, they hit some thin ice And un deux t**... quatre cinq

Spread Thin Jokes

Here is a list of funny spread thin jokes and even better spread thin puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • I used to really like entropy jokes But now I feel like they're spread too thin.
  • I used to hate Vegemite, but I read that you only need to put a thin spread to enjoy it It's been much better. The cat is eating the whole thing now.
  • How many black people does it to pave a driveway? One. You just have to spread him real thin.
  • Why did the s**... bomber stop going to work? His career blew up in his face, and now he was spread too thin.
Thin joke, Why did the s**... bomber stop going to work?

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Fun-Filled Thin Jokes to Boost Your Mood

What funny jokes about thin you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean fine jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make thin prank.

If any of you here are thinking of getting married, consider the following before you do.

On the one hand, you get to wear a pretty cool ring.
On the other hand, you don't.

The Only Thing Flat-Earthers Fear.....

Is Sphere Itself.

What were you thinking?

Schwarzenegger has a big one,
Michael J. Fox has a small one,
Madonna doesn't have one,
The POPE has one but doesn't use it,
Clinton uses his all the time,
Mickey Mouse has an unusual one,
George Burns' was hot,
Liberace NEVER used his on women,
j**... Seinfeld is very very proud of his,
We never saw Lucy use Desi's
what is it?

There's one thing I can't stand when I'm drunk

Up

The only things that defy gravity are women...

...the heavier they are, the easier they are to pick up.

The thing I love most about this fall weather is the UGG boots and yoga pants..

... Though, they do make me look a bit gay.

If you're thinking about joining Hypochondriacs Anonymous remember...

The first step is admitting you don't have a problem.

I don't like thinking about gravity.

It brings me down.

Everyone thinks..

Everyone thinks Jesus is soooo good, feeding an army with 3 loaves of bread and a fish.
h**...'s not such a bad guy, he made 6 million jews toast.

What is the best thing about liquid soap?

It takes longer to pick up.

I like my (wo)men like I like my coffee...

...hot, black, and strong
^(possibly the original)
...thin, pale, and extra-sweet.
...50% alcohol.
...all over my g**... while I'm trying to drive.
...I don't like coffee.
...imported from micronesia.
...free, fresh and in the breakroom.
...huge and cheap with room for cream.
...cold, bitter, expensive and Italian.
...in a plastic cup.
^(eddie izzard)
...ground up, roasted, and quickly disposed of.

What's the best thing about living in Switzerland?

I don't know, but the flag is a big plus.

What is the one thing Spiderman can't eat?

Uncle Bens rice.

Best read out loud

I was walking past my local athletics track when I saw a man carrying a very long, thin bag. I asked him "are you a pole vaulter?"
He said "Nein, I am German, but how did you know my name was Walter?"

What's the best thing about f**... a gypsy on her period?

You get your palm red for free.

One thing that Sean Connery asked his wife only once and never again.

To sit on his face.

The thing about ice skating ...

No matter how good you are, the hardest part is always your n**....

What's the first thing a cannibal does in the morning?

Grab a cup of joe.

There's a thin line distinguishing "Heroes" from "h**..."

First thing this morning, there was a tap on my door

First thing this morning, there was a tap on my door
My plumber has a funny sense of humour

Thinking about opening up a s**... bank in New Jersey.

Gonna call it: "Get a load of this guy over here!".

I was thinking about spending $100 to watch the boxing match tonight...

But why would I spend money to see Mayweather when I can just look outside?

What are two things dinosaurs can't have for dinner?

Breakfast and lunch.
I'll show myself out now

What is the best thing about dating a homeless girl?

You can just drop her off anywhere.

What was the first thing Hellen Keller noticed at the beach?

The volleyball net.

"I'm thinking of running a marathon again." I told my friend.

"You've run a marathon before?" she asked, with an air of admiration.
I said, "No, but I've thought about it."

Things I hate: lists, Oxford commas, and irony.

What's the best thing about being born on 9/11/99?

You had the two biggest candles on your second birthday.

What's the best thing about being a cannibal in a coma ward?

Fresh vegetables.

The only thing harder than diamonds

a r**... at his family reunion

What is the one thing that Democrats and Republicans can agree on?

They should allow guns at the Republican convention

I'm thinking of opening a pre-owned clock store...

I'm gonna call it 'Second Hand'.

I'm thinking of going on a cleanse

just not sure which race to start with

The only thing that Trump and I can agree on...

...is that I would also date Ivanka if she wasn't his daughter.

The last thing my father said to me before he kicked the bucket

Hey, son. Check out how far I can kick this bucket

The one thing that all women find attractive

...a man who doesn't fall for clickbait

What was the first thing h**... bought from the beauty shop?

Polish remover

Only three things are infinite

The universe, human stupidity, and the winrar trial period.

I'm thinking of starting a youth foundation...

I mean I've already got like 30 kids buried in my basement.

Anyone who thinks Jesus wasn't a white man has never been to communion

The body of Christ is a c**....

I'm thinking of opening a s**... bank and calling it...

"Get a load of this guy"

I am thinking about pursuing a job as a crowd estimator

I wonder how many people are in that field

What's the best thing about an Oprah Winfrey joke?

You get the joke! You get the joke! You all get the joke!

I was thinking the other day ...

So I shouted, "Thomeone help! I can't thwim!"

What are two things in the Air that can make a Girl pregnant

Her legs...

I was thinking about buying a blindfold, but decided not to

I just couldn't see myself wearing it

Things that will get you kicked off an United Airlines flight:

1)Wearing leggings
2)Having an United Airlines ticket
-Dan Regan

There is one thing that United got right: their food is just great.

I hear they even serve a Chinese take-out now.

What's the best thing for a hangover?

Drinking heavily the night before.

Three things that never lie.....

Little kids, drunk people, and yoga pants

I'm seriously thinking about re-marrying my ex-wife…

But I'm pretty sure she'll figure out I'm just after my money.

Mahatma Gandhi was a strange person.

He walked barefoot everywhere, to the point that his feet became quite thick and hard. He often went on hunger strikes, and even when he wasn't on a hunger strike, he did not eat much and became quite thin and frail. He also was a very spiritual person. Finally, because he didn't eat much and when he did his diet was peculiar, he developed very smelly breath.
He eventually became known as a super-calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

If there was one thing I had learned from Tetris,

Is that my mistakes pile up until the point I cant do anything about them anymore

What's the best thing about going to Auschwitz?

Plenty of seats on the train ride home.

I'm thinking of moving to Switzerland

No particular reason, but the flag's a big plus

Many things used to be i**... in North Korea.

Now they're unlegal.

What is the one thing that everyone can agree on?

Terms and Conditions

im thinking about removing my spine...

i feel like its only holding me back

If there's one thing that makes me throw up

It's a dart board on a ceiling

I'm thinking about starting a dating app for low IQ people.

I'm calling it OK s**....

What's the best thing about a roll of duct tape?

It turns "no no no!" into "Mmm, mmm, mmmm"

What would be the first thing communists do if they ruled the solar system?

Rename Uranus to Ouranus

There's three things I've never been able to get straight

My sexuality, and counting

Things have gotten so bad in The US that during the last parade they surrounded Donald Trump with bullet proof glass.

Just because he's a White guy with mental health issues doesn't mean he's gonna start shooting up the crowd

I'm thinking about starting a business that recycles discarded chewing gum...

I just need help getting it off the ground.

The best thing about alcohol hand gel in hospitals isn't the hygiene.

It's that everyone walks around like they're hatching a dastardly plan.

What's one thing that women hate more than being stared at?

When you stare at the woman standing next to them.
That's my original for the year!

What's the best thing about dating 26 year olds?

Honestly I'm looking for a persuasive answer, I need to tell my wife something convincing or she's going to straight up kill me.

The only thing round earthers have to fear...

...is nuclear war. That'll flatten things pretty quickly.

What's one thing you dont want to have while putting out a fire?

Verizon Wireless.

There is only one thing that is more r**... than my sister...

Our children

Who else thinks it's time we called Sesame Street out for what it really is?

Show of hands

I'm thinking of donating my body to science

It's taking up too much space in the freezer.

The only thing a flat earther is afraid of

Is sphere itself.

Do you know what the last thing my grandfather said to me was before he kicked the bucket?

Grandson, watch how far I can kick this bucket.

Thin joke, Do you know what the last thing my grandfather said to me was before he kicked the bucket?

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