The Best 6 Thimble Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Thimble jokes. There are some thimble transition jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these thimble needle puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Thimble Jokes and Puns

What's a thimble?

By definithion, thomething that represenths or thtands for thomething elth. Thymbolithm, y'know.

What's the best thing to do with a thimble?

Bang it with a drum-thtick!

On Christmas morning, a man says to his seamstress wife "take this small metal bucket"

"as a thimble of my love"

Why was the detective excited when he found a thimble sized crown?

He was looking for Finger Prince.

(Say it out loud if you don't get it.)

My grandmother was an amazing seamstress, and continued to sew even after going blind. But she never used a thimble.

I guess she just didn't see the point.


Thimbles prevent needless death

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the thimble lon jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working thimble size piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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