Comedy Thighs Jokes to Make Your Friends Giggle
Green Spots
Rebecca is worried about 2 green spots that appeared on her inner thighs. Although she is embarrassed, she goes to the doctor who looks and asks her ' Is your boyfriend a Gypsy? '
Rebecca says 'Yes, how did you know?'
So the doctor said 'Tell him his earrings are not gold'
A girl goes to the doctor ..
A girl goes to a doctor to ask about green spots on the inside of her thighs.
The doctor examines them and then asks "Is your boyfriend a gypsy"
Amazed, the girl says "Yes, Why?"
The doctor says "Well, tell him his earrings are not gold"
I couldn't take my eyes off her
I kissed her parted lips, our tongues touched. One hand passionately kneaded her breast, tweaking her hardened n**....
As the other hand delved deep between her thighs I couldn't help but think, "This'll probably be the last open casket f**... I get invited to".
A joke my grandpa told me...
Men start their life from between a woman's thighs, and they spend the rest of their life trying to get back...
Talk about home sickness...
Went out for a jog today
Thought I heard someone clapping for me. Turns out it was just my fat thighs.
I've compiled my bucket list.
I've compiled my bucket list.
4 drumsticks, 4 thighs, original recipe, 2 individual mashed potatoes with gravy, and 2 biscuits.
Black guys like thick thighs
Cuz they hate apart thighs.
Did yo hear about the Hillary special at KFC?
Two fat thighs and a left wing for $2.99
How do you create Offspring?
You hit them right between the thighs
What does a woman and Kentucky Fried Chicken have in common?
When you're done with the breast and thighs, the only thing left is a greasy box to put your bone in
A German girl married a Spanish guy...
A German girl married a Spanish man and went to Spain. She can't speak Spanish at all. Each time she wants to buy chicken legs, she would lift her skirt and show her thighs to show the seller what she wants. This went on for sometime. One day she wanted to buy a banana so she took her husband to the shop.
Because her husband speaks Spanish very well
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What's the similarity between women and KFC
Once you've finished with the breast and thighs, all you're left with a greasy box to pop your bone in.
What do a good woman and KFC have in common?
After nibbling the breast and thighs there's a greasy box to put your bone in.
A blonde goes to the doctor...
A blonde goes to the doctor. The doctor looks at her and asks what seems to be the problem?
"Everything hurts! No matter where I touch."
"My arms, my thighs, my chest, my head! All of it!"
He looks her over completely and finally looks at her in amazement.
"Lady, your *finger* is broken."
As the teacher marked my quiz answers, she said, "This is wrong."
"Question 2 ?" I asked.
"No, the way your hand is resting between my thighs."
I can't wait to get home and rip off my girlfriends p**...,
they're really starting to chaffe my thighs.
What does an 80 year old woman have between her thighs that an 18 year old woman doesn't?
Her n**....
Mary had a little skirt It was slit right up the sides... And every time she wore that skirt.... The boys could see her thighs.... Mary had another skirt It was slit right up the front....
But she never wore that one.
After a thorough research and survey scientists claim that the thicker your thighs,
The more snacks you can lay on your lap.
As the teacher marked my quiz answers, she suddenly stopped, looked up at me and shook her head in utter disappointment. With cold, dead eyes, she muttered, "This is wrong." Mouth dry, I whispered, "Question 2?"
She snarled, "No, the way your hand is resting between my thighs."
Why was Zeus embarrassed in his swimsuit?
Because of his thunder thighs.
Mary had a little skirt with splits right up the sides...
And everywhere that Mary went the boys could see her thighs.
Mary had a little skirt
'Twas split right up the front...
**But she didn't wear that one often.**
Dave's wife tied him to the bed posts last night.
Dave's wife tied him to the bed posts last night. Unable to move, he could do nothing to stop her slowly stripping down to her bra and pants in front of him.
She knelt on the bed, between his thighs and said
"Ok big boy, what would you like me to take off next?"
Dave gulped: "My glasses, please."
I gave up jogging for health reasons
"I gave up jogging for health reasons. My thighs kept rubbing together and setting my pantyhose on fire."
Why are women like KFC?
Because after that succulent breast and tender thighs, all you're left with is a greasy box to put your bone in.
What do you call a hitman that only shoots people under the thighs?
An asashin.
What does women and KFC have in common?
By the time your finished with breast and thighs, all you have left is a greasy box to put your bone in.
How do you like being a h**...?
It has it's thighs and blows.
What does a woman and Kentucky fried chicken have in common?
What does a woman and Kentucky fried chicken have in common?
A: by the time your finished with the breast and thighs, all you have left is the greasy box to put the bone in.
Mary had a little dress
With slits all up the sides
And every step that Mary took
The boys could see her thighs.
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Mary had another dress
With slits all up the front
\--But she never wore that one.
A Woman Goes To Her Doctor
Doctor I have a green spots on each of my thighs. The doctor looks and states I never seen anything like that, I will esquire, come back next and I will know more. Next week she comes back and the doctor I have an idea, what is your husband's ethic group? He is a a gypsy. Doctor It's OK you have nothing to worry about... By the way tell your husband that is ear rings are not real gold.
A German girl married a Spanish man & went to Spain but she didn't speak spanish. Each time she wanted to buy chicken legs, she would lift her skirt up & show her thighs to allow the seller to understand.This went on for some time.
One day she wanted to buy sausages, so she made her husband go to the store with her. He then asked for sausages as he spoke spanish.
What do your girlfriend and KFC have in common?
Once you're done with the thighs and the breast, all you have is a greasy box to put your bone.
An Elvis Presley fan decides to get his likeness tattooed on each of her thighs.
However, she was not entirely pleased with the end result. One night, during a particularly successful tinder date, she decided to get a second opinion. Flipping on the lights and lifting her frock she asked her date "Does this look like Elvis to you?" After a moment of careful study, her date replied "I don't know about Elvis, but the one in the middle looks like w**... Nelson."
A guy and a girl get a flat tire one cold winter's night.
The guy goes out to change the tire, but he has no gloves, and after a while, his hands start to get blue, so he comes back into the car.
Put your hands between my thighs and that'll warm them up, invites the girl. He does, and pretty soon his hands recover, and he goes back outside. After a while longer, his hands get cold again, and once again, she suggests that he warm them between her thighs. He does so and returns to finish putting on the spare. When he comes back into the car triumphant, she looks at him and asks, Aren't your ears cold?
A Canadian beer reference
How can you tell a man who likes Moosehead?
Antler marks on his thighs.
Your momma so fat
A water park hired her to sit in a wading pool and start flapping her thighs together to make waves.
