Thieving Jokes
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Two thieves break into a house. Once inside, they sneak into the master bedroom and tie up the n**... woman they find in there.
A startled, n**..., man comes out of the bathroom, sees what's happening and says, "Please, please, take whatever you want, I will even give you the combination to my safe. Just, please, untie her and let her go."
The thieves were surprised by how heartfelt the pleas from the man were. One of them says, "Wow, you must really love your wife in order to beg like that."
The man replies, "I do, and she will be home any minute!"
Last night a movie theater was robbed of over $1000 dollars.
The thieves took one large bag of popcorn, two large sodas and a pack of Skittles.
Thieves broke into my shop and stole 15 cases of red bull
I don't know how these people sleep at night
A local theater was just robbed of $286 the other day...
...The thieves stole one large drink, a large popcorn, and a candy bar.
What's the difference between Politicians and Thieves?
Thief: They steal your money then run
Politician: They run and then steal your money
Why do thieves prefer to steal Android phones over iPhones?
Because they like to Hangout and not FaceTime.
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