Thier Jokes
22 thier jokes and hilarious thier puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about thier that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Thier Short Jokes
Short thier jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The thier humour may include short someones jokes also.
- I went to the pool with the local orphanage but none of them would get in the water. It's like thier parents never taught them to swim. Or something
- What's the difference between a hockey player and a hippie chick? Hockey players take thier pads off after three periods.
- Good-for-nothing Husband: What are these good-for-nothing broken condoms doing on the sofa?
Wife : For god's sake , Thier names are John and Mary. - Why did Columbine lose all thier basketball games? 'cause they lost the two best shooters.
- 5 Arabs are sitting around looking at pictures of thier kids One says to the others they blow up so fast!!
- What does a dad say when demolishing the washroom with thier son? That will teach you to get bad grades in school.
- Why do people not like going to the annual nudist beach BBQ? They always burn thier wieners.
- Why do women have flowers on the front of thier p**...? In memory of all the faces buried there.
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Thier One Liners
Which thier one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with thier? I can suggest the ones about bathe and breastfeed.
- Why is it easy to weigh fish? Because they have Thier own scales
- I knew a couple who named thier kid illidan stormrage All i could think was: "Wow.."
- I'm anti - vax I just don't think thier brand of vacuums are as good as the competition.
- How do you turn a liberal into a conservative? Move them out of thier parents basement
- Where do you find an old Onion article? In thier archives.
- What do you call someone who dyes thier hair red? Trans-ginger.
- Why do Americans always wear Tank Tops? Cause of thier right to Bare Arms
- The iCar The iCar, it doesn't have Windows, how do they install thier drivers!
- My dad told me that no one Really needs h**... in thier Life I think my dad is sexist
Cheerful Thier Jokes for Unforgettable Laughter with Friends!
What funny jokes about thier you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean moms jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make thier pranks.
3 girls and thier mother were walking through a park...
Girl 1 turned to her mother and said...
Girl 1: Mommy, why is my name Lily?
Mom: Because when we took you out of the Hospital, a Lily petal fell on your head.
The second Daughter, now curious, asks the same question...
Girl 2: Why is my name Rose?
Mom: When we took you out of the Hospital, a rose petal landed onto your head
This is when the 3rd daughter pipes up and says...
Girl 3: AAAARRRGHFFFFJJJFSSSLLLHHH
Mom: Shhhhhhh, quiet down now Cinder Block
So there was a family of moles.
They decided to leave thier burrow to smell the spring air. The father mole poked his head out first and sniffed, "I smell lavender." he says. The mother mole poked her head out as well and said "You're right dear, I smell it too." Their son couldn't fit through the burrow entrance and said "Well, all i smell is molasses."
