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- My Kids Got p**... at Me for Cooking pancake this Morning Seems he was their favorite rabbit
- I had a major breakthrough while on the toilet at work today. Really wish they'd buy thicker TP.
- A lorry carrying 300kg of strawberries crashed into a lorry carrying 50kg of sugar. Instead of helping clear up the accident cars drove through the mess and the jam was getting thicker!
- As technology gets lighter, thinner, and faster... People get heavier, thicker, and slower.
- Blood is Thicker than water, but maple syrup is Thicker than blood. Therefore, pancakes are more important than family.
- What's the difference between Donald Trump and a pumpkin? Both are orange and wrinkled but a pumpkin has thicker skin.
- When she left, I knew she would always be the one that got away. I should really get thicker ropes next time.
- After a thorough research and survey scientists claim that the thicker your thighs, The more snacks you can lay on your lap.
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Thicker Than One Liners
Which thicker than one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with thicker than? I can suggest the ones about fatter than and heavier than.
- What kind of line gets thicker and thinner at the same time? A line of marathon runners
- Do they make thicker condoms? asking for my wife
- They say blood is thicker than water... But honestly my girl is thiccker than both.
- I cant wait until it gets thicker. So I can finally have a beard.
- What's thicker than an essay's skull? Their fake leather wallet...
- d**... are like cake mixture The more you beat em
the thicker they get - Suddenly, my "member" became thicker this morning. I guess that makes today my Girthday.
Thicker Than Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about thicker than you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean bigger than jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make thicker than pranks.
Piece of string walks into a bar.
He sits at the bar and asks the bartender for a Moscow Mule. The bartender looks him over and says I'm sorry, but we don't serve string here . The piece of string leaves with a bit of hurt feelings.
The next night he decides to go in disguise and try again. He ruffles up his hair and adds a few curves and loops to make himself seem thicker, before putting on a bigger jacket. When he makes it back to the bar, the bartender spots him and immediately asks Hey, aren't you that piece of string from last night? .
No he replies, I'm a frayed knot .
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s**....
I rang a s**... helpline last night, buy a thicker rope wasn't what I was expecting to hear.
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[Fixed] They say when you shave it, it grows back thicker.
That explains what happened to those pounds my wife "s**... off."
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The UFO landed in the trailer park...
...in front of Mr. and Mrs. Willfart, relaxing in their lawn chairs. They all started talking about their cultural differences etc. until they came to s**.... Offering to swap "wives", the woman was lead off by the male alien. After starting, the alien asked "Is it good?". Mrs. Willfart replies "I wish it was just a bit longer". The alien says "Just tug on my right ear until it's as long as you like". She does so, and miraculously, his shlong grows to 8 inches. He then asks if it's satisfactory. "Can you make it thicker?" she asks timidly. The alien says "Just tug on my left ear, it'll get as thick as you like". She does so, and she's in heaven. After the aliens leave, Mr. Willfart asks his wife "How did you like the alien s**...?". "It was fantastic!", she replied. "How did you like the s**... with the alien woman?". He looked downcast, and said "It was OK, I guess, but she kept trying to rip my ears off!".