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Funniest Thickens Short Jokes

Short thickens jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The thickens humour may include short thicker jokes also.

  1. I have a story for you. A guy pours cement all over a plot of land... and then the plot thickens.
  2. I went to an allotment yesterday to find more soil there than the day before. Today, I went there again and found even more soil.. The plot thickens...
  3. It's my cake day! Here is my favorite joke: Someone's been adding soil to my garden...
    ...the plot thickens
  4. For years, I've suspected my wife of adding soil to my garden and when I asked her about it, she just giggled and shrugged... The plot thickens...
  5. As I suspected, someone had been secretly adding soil in my backyard garden *The plot thickens....*
  6. I found an plot of soil yesterday. I went back to the site today and found even more soil... The plot thickens...
  7. I bought a vacant piece of land recently, and every night someone keeps depositing soil on the land. I still can't figure out who it is. The plot thickens.
  8. I went to my allotment and found that there was twice as much soil as there was the week before. The plot thickens...
  9. Here is a story about what happens if you line a grave with concrete... The plot thickens!
  10. I've been reading this farmer's autobiography and just got to the part where he expands his carrot farm. The plot thickens.

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Thickens One Liners

Which thickens one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with thickens? I can suggest the ones about thick skin and thicker than.

  1. As I suspected, someone has been adding soil to my garden. The plot thickens.
  2. I accused my wife of adding dirt to the garden. She denied it. The plot thickens.
  3. Some more dirt was mysteriously added to my garden last night... The plot thickens
  4. I accidentally put corn starch in my novel.. The plot thickened.
  5. I caught my neighbor putting a layer of topsoil on my allotment The plot thickened
  6. Some mystery person keeps adding soil to my garden. The plot thickens.
  7. I knew someone had added dirt to my garden. And so, the plot thickens
  8. Someone keeps adding soil to my garden! The plot thickens
  9. I'm reading a book about soil The plot thickens
  10. When I die I want to be buried in wet concrete So that over time the plot thickens
  11. Someone's been secretly dumping top soil on my lawn... The plot thickens...
  12. Someone has been adding more sand to my Sandbox The plot thickens...
  13. I recently discovered that someone had been putting soil in my yard The plot thickens
  14. As I thought, someone has been adding soil to my garden. The plot thickens....
  15. Every time I visit my allotment there's more and more soil The plot thickens...

Thickens joke, Every time I visit my allotment there's more and more soil

Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about thickens can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of thickens puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

Cheeky Thickens Jokes that Will Make You and Your Friends Chuckle

What funny jokes about thickens you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean thinly jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make thickens prank.

Guy walks into a f**... home

He tells the receptionist, my wife is dying, and i need to buy a gravesite.
Receptionist says, sure, no problem. Just fill out this paperwork and we'll get the process started.
Guy says, well you should know up front this might get complicated. See, my wife weighs 800 pounds.
Ah, the receptionist says. The plot thickens.

"I own a small allotment...", So far I'm the only person I've heard laugh at this joke.

I own a small allotment. Every night someone throws soil in on top of in. I've absolutely no idea why.
The plot thickens.

What did the author say when he added a chapter about flour to a story about soup?

The plot thickens!

I finally found whose been adding all that soil to my garden

*And so, the plot thickens....*

A man goes to the doctor for a follow-up on his Deep Vein Thrombosis

Doctor: "So I prescribed you blood thinners last month, have you been taking them?"
Man: "No. I have a great reason why not though"
Doctor: "Aaah! The clot thickens!"

Holmes, someone has put miracle grow on this freshly dug grave.

The plot thickens, my dear Watson.

I'm reading a book where someone keeps adding soil to the protagonist's garden.

The plot thickens.

Why does mystery story writer insists upon mixing additional crushed stone while laying the foundation?

So the plot thickens.

I once read a cook book about fancy soup and sauce thickeners...

...but it all turned out to be elaborate roux's.

What did the doctor say to the patient after administering coagulant?

The clot thickens.

My friend was unconvinced when I told him someone keeps stealing soil from his allotment.

I thought he'd lost the plot.
Now someone keeps adding more and more.
The plot thickens.

Thickens joke, I accidentally put corn starch in my novel..

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