Theta Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Theta jokes. There are some theta sorority jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these theta psi puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Hilarious Theta Jokes that Bring Laughter with Friends

Why was epsilon afraid of zeta?

Because zeta eta theta.

Where do angles go for fun on the weekends?

To watch movies in the THETA

Just thought of a physics joke in class

One day, Newton adopts a dog to play catch with his apple, naming it Theta. Busy with writing the *Principia*, Newton doesn't notice that Theta has been p**... all over the lawn. When he finally steps outside and sees the mess, he energetically graps his shovel and gets to work.

A visitor asked the neighbor, "Why is the lawn all messed up?", and the neighbor replied, "Oh, Newton's just expending energy. He's madcos(θ).

(Kinetic Energy=Fdcos(θ))

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the theta delta puns are supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working theta frat piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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