The Best 5 Thespian Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Thespian jokes. There are some thespian theatre jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these thespian theatrical puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Thespian Jokes and Puns

Did you hear about that retired actress who was a heretic from Lebanon who married a woman?

She was a has-been thespian Wesleyan Lebanese lesbian.

How many thespians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two: one to change the lightbulb, and the other to say: "It should have been ME up there, changing that lightbulb!"

Why did Mike Tyson walk out on his girlfriend?

Because she told him she wanted to become a thespian.

How many thespians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

4. 1 to do it, and 3 to say, "I could've done it better."

A homeless man approaches a rich thespian and asks him for money

The thespian says '"Neither a borrower nor a lender be." William Shakespeare"'

The homeless man says "'Cunt!' James Joyce'"

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the thespian tramp jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working thespian shakespearean piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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