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Thesis Jokes

27 thesis jokes and hilarious thesis puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about thesis that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Is the thesis grind getting you down? Check out these hilarious jokes about thesis writing and editing. With funny one-liners and puns about PhDs, PhD thesis, and essays, you'll be sure to have a laugh to break up the monotony of thesis writing.

Funniest Thesis Short Jokes

Short thesis jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The thesis humour may include short sentence jokes also.

  1. I've been doing my psychology phd thesis on the mental health and wellbeing of little people. After 4 long years and multiple studies, I've concluded... 6 out of 7 dwarves aren't Happy.
  2. I have a theory that consuming little bits of peanut butter encased in colored candy shells provokes silly rhymes. I call it my Reeces Pieces Thesis.
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    I'll see myself out.
  3. I am writing a thesis on how plants create oxygen. There is only text and no photos-ynthesis.
  4. I know someone who faked his degree in botany. He wrote his thesis on artificial Christmas trees.
  5. How should you give credit to a parent who helped you write your thesis? Mention their name in parenthesis.
  6. I was writing an essay about thunderstorms in my English class and I couldn't quite come up with a perfect thesis! Then it struck me.
  7. What did Yoda say, when someone handed him the paper, that finalised their college education? Ooh, a master's thesis!
  8. They should make a movie where a guy takes someone's Ph.D. thesis, edits it one paragraph at a time and turns it into a completely new thesis. It should be called Ship of Thesis.
  9. So many people went to get Stephen Hawking's thesis that it brought the servers down. So, effectively, the servers turned into a black hole from which no information could escape.
  10. My friend's a psychology major. He's writing his thesis on the psychology of s**... fetishes. It's not ready yet, though- he still has some kinks to work out.

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Thesis One Liners

Which thesis one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with thesis? I can suggest the ones about theory and phrase.

  1. So I started up my PC today and all the work on my thesis was gone Who let the .docx out?
  2. What is a teacher's favorite candy? Thesis Pieces
  3. Who does the Science Church believe in? Thesis
  4. What family member do God and the Devil have in common? Their auntie Thesis!
  5. A scientist gave birth to a damaged series of papers. That poor deformed thesis.
  6. The faster a scientist types, the more errors he makes. That's his *typo*thesis, anyway.
  7. I just handed in my thesis on Mexican philanthropists It's a good essay.
  8. My cat deleted my final thesis. Don't believe me? Cats can handle mice.
  9. A high-dea supported by evidence... Is called a High-p**...-thesis
  10. When l'll defend my c**... thesis It'll be an attack to science
  11. What was h**...'s college thesis? Influence of Jews on global warming

Thesis joke, What was h**...'s college thesis?

Comical Thesis Jokes to Spread Joy and Laughter

What funny jokes about thesis you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean semester jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make thesis pranks.

Time traveler talks to a mathematician

The time traveler says, "Hello, in my grad school I have learned that it is impossible for any number which is a power greater than the second to be written as the sum of two like powers such as x^n + y^n = z^n for n > 2."
"Show me how you proved it," the mathematician says.
"Indeed! I studied it for my thesis."
The time traveler, then, goes on with his proof.
"Thank you, traveler, I wanted to take notes but right now I only have this book with a tiny margin."

a long fish story

An ichthyology student walks into a bar and orders a beer. "How are the studies going?" the bartender asks. "Really great. In fact, right now I'm working on my thesis to explain why koi fish always swim in groups of four," the student replies. "Why do they do that?" the bartender asks. "Well, in the wild, if a group of four koi are attacked by a predator, the odds are good that let's say the A koi, the B koi, and the C koi will all escape to reproduce and live another day," the student says. "Because the predator will always go for the D koi."

What's the difference between a jungle cat who wrote his PhD thesis on the economic effects of taxation, and the order of insects that includes butterflies and moths?

One's a leopard doctor of tax economy, the other's a lepidopteral taxonomy

My thesis on Orbital Flatulence took seven years of hard work...

Well, that's what I tell everyone. I was really just f**... around.

I wrote up my thesis about the effects of diet on adult flatulence.

The professor found my observations rather a**...-toot.

Thesis joke, They should make a movie where a guy takes someone's Ph.D. thesis, edits it one paragraph at a time