The Best 76 Thesaurus Jokes

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The first rule of Thesaurus Club is...

You don't talk about, mention, speak of, discuss or chat about Thesaurus Club.

The first rule of thesaurus club is...

You do not talk, speak, communicate, orate, or converse about thesaurus club

What do you call a dinosaur with an English degree?

Thesaurus.

Thesaurus joke, What do you call a dinosaur with an English degree?

The first rule of Thesaurus Club is

you do not talk about, name, hint at, refer to, discuss, or mention Thesaurus Club.

You all like dinosaurs...right?

What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary?

***A thesaurus***


I once lost my thesaurus...

and I couldn't find the words to describe how upset I was.

I see your thesaurus joke and raise you mine. Did you here about the truck full of thesauruses that crashed?

Onlookers were shocked, astounded, agape, flabbergasted, and taken aback.

Thesaurus joke, I see your thesaurus joke and raise you mine. Did you here about the truck full of thesauruses that

I lost my thesaurus when I was little...

I couldn't find the words to describe how I felt.

I bought a new thesaurus

It's nothing to write house about

Which dinosaur named all the others?

The Thesaurus

I used to be poor. Then I found a thesaurus

now I am impecunious.

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What's another word for dinosaur?

thesaurus

My thesaurus is awful.

Not only that, it's also awful.

My thesaurus is great.

It's even good.

My new thesaurus is terrible. Not only that, but it's also terrible.

I asked my brother why he was taking a dictionary and thesaurus to his theater rehearsal.

He said it was a play on words.

Thesaurus joke, I asked my brother why he was taking a dictionary and thesaurus to his theater rehearsal.

So I got a thesaurus for Christmas...

but it is nothing to write house about.

For lack of a better word...

Buy a thesaurus

First Rule of Thesaurus Club:

You don't talk, discuss, converse, speak, chat, confer, deliberate, gab, or gossip about Thesaurus Club.


To whoever stole my thesaurus...

To whoever stole my thesaurus, you made my day bad. I hope bad things happen to you. You're a bad person.

I've been reading the thesaurus a lot lately...

because a mind is a terrible thing to garbage.

You know I used to feel empty before I bought a thesaurus.

Now I'm just troglodytic and disconsolate.

I need another name for a dinosaur.

I should consult the Thesaurus.

A Dictionary and a Thesaurus are in a library...

A Dictionary and a Thesaurus are in a library. The librarian who has taken good care of them for years and years is retiring. Understandably, the Dictionary and Thesaurus are both sad.

The Thesaurus says to the Dictionary "I can see how distraught you are."

The Dictionary responds "You don't even know the meaning of the word."

The Thesaurus then says "But I know what it's like."

What does a Thesaurus eat for breakfast?

A synonym roll.

I just bought a thesaurus

I just bought a thesaurus from the book store, however when I got home I found that all the pages were blank! I have no words to describe how angry I am.

I got a thesaurus the other day, but all the pages were blank.

I have no words to describe how angry I am!

My Dad got me a thesaurus for Christmas last year

But when I opened it every single page was blank.
I didn't have the words to describe how angry I was.

I bought a new thesaurus today.

It's very.... nice.

I spend my spare time reading the Thesaurus...

because the mind is a terrible thing to garbage.

I received a thesaurus in the mail today, but when I opened it all the pages were blank.

I have no words to describe how angry I am.

Some one has stolen my thesaurus.

I can't find the words to describe how angry i am.

I bought a cheap thesaurus yesterday.

Not only is it terrible, it's terrible.

I just bought a thesaurus and when I got it home, all the pages were blank.

I have no words to describe how angry I am.

my thesaurus got here yesterday.

But when I opened it, it was blank inside. I have no words for how angry I am.

My buddy gave me a terrible thesaurus.

It was terrible.

I just lost my thesaurus.

Not only am I mad, but I'm also mad.

Which dinosaur has the largest vocabulary?

Thesaurus

The first rule about Thesaurus club is

that you do not talk, speak, prattle, whisper, chatter, mumble, rant, articulate, babble, describe, divulge, drone, confer, deliberate, squeal, or converse about Thesaurus Club.

Someone at school stole my thesaurus.

My anger is indescribable.

What should you eat while reading a thesaurus?

Synonym Rolls.

The author of what's been described as the world's worst thesaurus has dismissed the comments.

He's described the comments as unfair, unfair and unfair.

Not only is my new thesaurus bad...

It's also bad

I'll give up my thesaurus...

when you pry it from my frosty, frozen, lifeless, stiff extremities.

A truck loaded with thousands of copies of Roget's Thesaurus crashed as it left a New York publishing house last Thursday.

According to the Associated Press,
witnesses were stunned, startled, aghast, taken aback, stupefied,
confused, punchy, shocked, rattled, paralyzed, dazed, bewildered,
mixed up, surprised, awed, dumbfounded, flabbergasted,
astounded, amazed, confounded, astonished, boggled, 
overwhelmed, horrified, numbed, and perplexed.

I tried using a thesaurus to find synonyms for useless.

The result was futile.

Knowledge

I swallowed a dictionary....it gave me thesaurus throat I've ever had. -credit goes to my 80 yo grandmother

What do we want? A thesaurus!

When do we want it?

Straightaway, forthwith, directly, immediately, instantly, away, first off, momentarily, on the double, promptly, pronto, right away, shortly, today, nowadays, PDQ, at once, at the moment, at this time.

I just swallowed a dictionary...

It gave me thesaurus throat I've ever had,

I own the world's worst thesaurus.

Not only is it aweful, it's aweful.

Amazon

I ordered a thesaurus from Amazon but when it was delivered all the pages were blank.

I have no words to describe how angry I am.

Man, I hate this new thesaurus I got

I can't even find the words to describe how useless it is.

Rule number 1 of the thesaurus club:

Never discuss, mention, speak of, or talk about Thesaurus Club.

I ate a dictionary last night...

It gave me thesaurus throat I've ever had

I ate a dictionary the other day....

ever since then I've had thesaurus throat

I bought the worst thesaurus today

Not only is it terrible, but it's also terrible.

I used to be poor. Then I bought a thesaurus.

Now I'm impecunious.

I finally bought the limited edition Thesaurus from Amazon that I've always wanted. When I opened it, all the pages were blank.

I have no words to describe how angry I am.

I got a rubbish thesaurus for my birthday thr other day

It was rubbish.

I finally bought the limited edition thesaurus that I've always wanted. When I opened it, all the pages were blank.

I have no words to describe how angry I am.

My brother has been writing a stage drama about a dictionary and a thesaurus. I'm really looking forward to it.

I love a play on words.

The other day I bought a thesaurus. I opened it up and all the pages were blank.

I have no words to describe how upset I was.

A girl just finished telling her problem to a dictionary, thesaurus and an atlas...

The dictionary replied, "I know what you mean"

The thesaurus said, "I feel the same way"

And the atlas said, "I can see where you're coming from"

I own the worlds worst thesaurus

Not only is it awful, but it's also awful.

I once swallowed a whole dictionary....

...it gave me thesaurus throat I ever had.

Yesterday I bought a thesaurus, but when I got home and opened it, all the pages were blank...

I have no words to describe how angry I am.

I bought a new thesaurus today and it's terrible

Not only is it terrible but it's also terrible!

What did the dictionary say when it got a cold?

I had thesaurus throat ever.....

I'll see myself out

I asked my horse if he stole my thesaurus.

He said nope.

My girlfriend accused me of stealing her thesaurus

Not only was I shocked, I was also aghast, appalled and dismayed.

My friend just stole my thesaurus!!!

I HAVE NO WORDS FOR HOW ANGRY I AM!

The other day I bought a thesaurus, but when I opened it, all the pages were blank

I have no words to describe how angry I am.

What do you call a dinosaur with a dictionary?

A Thesaurus

What does a thesaurus eat for breakfast?

Synonym Toast Crunch

Warning!

Don't eat dictionaries!

You'll get thesaurus throat!

What is the scariest dinosaur for the illiterate?

A Thesaurus

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