Thesaurus Jokes
117 thesaurus jokes and hilarious thesaurus puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about thesaurus that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Thesaurus Short Jokes
Short thesaurus jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The thesaurus humour may include short synonym jokes also.
- I just bought a thesaurus and when I got it home, all the pages were blank. I have no words to describe how angry I am.
- My girlfriend accused me of stealing her thesaurus Not only was I shocked, I was also aghast, appalled and dismayed.
- I received a thesaurus in the mail today, but when I opened it all the pages were blank. I have no words to describe how angry I am.
- I bought a new thesaurus today and it's terrible Not only is it terrible but it's also terrible!
- I ordered a Thesaurus recently, when it arrived all the pages were blank I have no words to describe my anger
- To whoever stole my thesaurus... To whoever stole my thesaurus, you made my day bad. I hope bad things happen to you. You're a bad person.
- I just bought a thesaurus I just bought a thesaurus from the book store, however when I got home I found that all the pages were blank! I have no words to describe how angry I am.
- The first rule of Thesaurus Club is you do not talk about, name, hint at, refer to, discuss, or mention Thesaurus Club.
- First Rule of Thesaurus Club: You don't talk, discuss, converse, speak, chat, confer, deliberate, gab, or gossip about Thesaurus Club.
- I got a thesaurus the other day, but all the pages were blank. I have no words to describe how angry I am!
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Thesaurus One Liners
Which thesaurus one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with thesaurus? I can suggest the ones about vocabulary and english dictionary.
- What does a Thesaurus eat for breakfast? A synonym roll.
- My new thesaurus is terrible. Not only that, but it's also terrible.
- My buddy gave me a terrible thesaurus. It was terrible.
- I bought a cheap thesaurus yesterday. Not only is it terrible, it's terrible.
- I asked my horse if he stole my thesaurus. He said nope.
- Not only is my new thesaurus bad... It's also bad
- I bought the worst thesaurus today Not only is it terrible, but it's also terrible.
- So I got a thesaurus for Christmas... but it is nothing to write house about.
- A thief broke into my house and stole my prized thesaurus. I am at a loss for words.
- What's another word for dinosaur? thesaurus
- Some one has stolen my thesaurus. I can't find the words to describe how angry i am.
- Not only is my new thesaurus terrible... It's also terrible.
- My thesaurus is awful. Not only that, it's also awful.
- I own the worlds worst thesaurus Not only is it awful, but it's also awful.
- Which dinosaur named all the others? The Thesaurus
Comical Thesaurus Jokes to Spread Joy and Laughter
What funny jokes about thesaurus you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean synonyms for jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make thesaurus pranks.
The first rule of Thesaurus Club is...
You don't talk about, mention, speak of, discuss or chat about Thesaurus Club.
What's a thesaurus's favorite cereal?
Synonym Toast Crunch
The first rule of thesaurus club is...
You do not talk, speak, communicate, orate, or converse about thesaurus club
What do you call a dinosaur with an English degree?
Thesaurus.
You all like dinosaurs...right?
What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary?
***A thesaurus***
I once lost my thesaurus...
and I couldn't find the words to describe how upset I was.
I see your thesaurus joke and raise you mine. Did you here about the truck full of thesauruses that crashed?
Onlookers were shocked, astounded, agape, flabbergasted, and taken aback.
I lost my thesaurus when I was little...
I couldn't find the words to describe how I felt.
I bought a new thesaurus
It's nothing to write house about
I used to be poor. Then I found a thesaurus
now I am impecunious.
My thesaurus is great.
It's even good.
I asked my brother why he was taking a dictionary and thesaurus to his theater rehearsal.
He said it was a play on words.
For lack of a better word...
Buy a thesaurus
I've been reading the thesaurus a lot lately...
because a mind is a terrible thing to garbage.
*dinosaur at zoo roars at me*
"ROAR"
whoa wat kimd of dinosaur is this
"GROWL"
hmm
"SHOUT"
hmmm
"YELL"
hmmmmm
"HOLLER"
oh its a thesaurus"
You know I used to feel empty before I bought a thesaurus.
Now I'm just troglodytic and disconsolate.
Scientists recently discovered a new dinosaur that was very intelligent
They named it Thesaurus
I need another name for a dinosaur.
I should consult the Thesaurus.
A Dictionary and a Thesaurus are in a library...
A Dictionary and a Thesaurus are in a library. The librarian who has taken good care of them for years and years is retiring. Understandably, the Dictionary and Thesaurus are both sad.
The Thesaurus says to the Dictionary "I can see how distraught you are."
The Dictionary responds "You don't even know the meaning of the word."
The Thesaurus then says "But I know what it's like."
My Dad got me a thesaurus for Christmas last year
But when I opened it every single page was blank.
I didn't have the words to describe how angry I was.
I bought a new thesaurus today.
It's very.... nice.
I spend my spare time reading the Thesaurus...
because the mind is a terrible thing to garbage.
my thesaurus got here yesterday.
But when I opened it, it was blank inside. I have no words for how angry I am.
I just lost my thesaurus.
Not only am I mad, but I'm also mad.
Which dinosaur has the largest vocabulary?
Thesaurus
The first rule about Thesaurus club is
that you do not talk, speak, prattle, whisper, chatter, mumble, rant, articulate, babble, describe, divulge, drone, confer, deliberate, squeal, or converse about Thesaurus Club.
Someone at school stole my thesaurus.
My anger is indescribable.
What should you eat while reading a thesaurus?
Synonym Rolls.
The author of what's been described as the world's worst thesaurus has dismissed the comments.
He's described the comments as unfair, unfair and unfair.
I'll give up my thesaurus...
when you pry it from my frosty, frozen, lifeless, stiff extremities.
A truck loaded with thousands of copies of Roget's Thesaurus crashed as it left a New York publishing house last Thursday.
According to the Associated Press,
witnesses were stunned, startled, aghast, taken aback, stupefied,
confused, punchy, shocked, rattled, paralyzed, dazed, bewildered,
mixed up, surprised, awed, dumbfounded, flabbergasted,
astounded, amazed, confounded, astonished, boggled,
overwhelmed, horrified, numbed, and perplexed.
I tried using a thesaurus to find synonyms for useless.
The result was futile.
Knowledge
I swallowed a dictionary....it gave me thesaurus t**... I've ever had. -credit goes to my 80 yo grandmother
What do we want? A thesaurus!
When do we want it?
Straightaway, forthwith, directly, immediately, instantly, away, first off, momentarily, on the double, promptly, pronto, right away, shortly, today, nowadays, PDQ, at once, at the moment, at this time.
I just swallowed a dictionary...
It gave me thesaurus t**... I've ever had,
I own the world's worst thesaurus.
Not only is it aweful, it's aweful.
In this day and age, keeping a paper thesaurus around the house is as useless as....
Um....as useless.....as.....um.....
Amazon
I ordered a thesaurus from Amazon but when it was delivered all the pages were blank.
I have no words to describe how angry I am.
Man, I hate this new thesaurus I got
I can't even find the words to describe how useless it is.
Rule number 1 of the thesaurus club:
Never discuss, mention, speak of, or talk about Thesaurus Club.
I ate a dictionary last night...
It gave me thesaurus t**... I've ever had
I ate a dictionary the other day....
ever since then I've had thesaurus t**...
I used to be poor. Then I bought a thesaurus.
Now I'm impecunious.
I finally bought the limited edition Thesaurus from Amazon that I've always wanted. When I opened it, all the pages were blank.
I have no words to describe how angry I am.
I got a rubbish thesaurus for my birthday thr other day
It was rubbish.
I finally bought the limited edition thesaurus that I've always wanted. When I opened it, all the pages were blank.
I have no words to describe how angry I am.
My brother has been writing a stage drama about a dictionary and a thesaurus. I'm really looking forward to it.
I love a play on words.
The other day I bought a thesaurus. I opened it up and all the pages were blank.
I have no words to describe how upset I was.
A girl just finished telling her problem to a dictionary, thesaurus and an atlas...
The dictionary replied, "I know what you mean"
The thesaurus said, "I feel the same way"
And the atlas said, "I can see where you're coming from"
I just bought a new thesaurus. Not only is it terrible,
it's terrible.
I once swallowed a whole dictionary....
...it gave me thesaurus t**... I ever had.
Yesterday I bought a thesaurus, but when I got home and opened it, all the pages were blank...
I have no words to describe how angry I am.
What did the dictionary say when it got a cold?
I had thesaurus t**... ever.....
I'll see myself out
My friend just stole my thesaurus!!!
I HAVE NO WORDS FOR HOW ANGRY I AM!
The other day I bought a thesaurus, but when I opened it, all the pages were blank
I have no words to describe how angry I am.
What does a thesaurus eat for breakfast?
Synonym Toast Crunch
Warning!
Don't eat dictionaries!
You'll get thesaurus t**...!
what do you call a dinosaur with a great vocabulary?
a thesaurus
Did that horse steal my thesaurus?
Horse: "Nope"
I read a bad thesaurus the other day.
And it wasn't just *bad*, it was *bad*.
