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Thermostat Jokes

9 thermostat jokes and hilarious thermostat puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about thermostat that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.


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What is a good thermostat joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

I'm not saying it's a mistake letting my girlfriend control the thermostat...

But two Hobbits just showed up and threw a ring into our bedroom.

There are hot dads in your area...

And they want to know who touched the thermostat.

hot older men in your area

Want to know if you've been playing with the thermostat?

The key to a successful relationship

Find someone who likes the same thermostat setting you do.

If you get a tattoo of a thermos,

Is it now a thermostat?

I've been getting some odd pop up ads recently:

Hot older men in your area want to know if you've been messing with the thermostat

I complained about the temperature at work for a month...

And then one day a maintenance person showed me where the thermostat was and how to open it up, set temps, and diagnose basic issues... Told me not to set it below 70 for too long though or she'd lock me back out again. This work from home office staff is really rude.

Why did Pavlov's thermostat have a bell?

for Air Conditioning

A man goes to a housewarming party..

A man goes to a housewarming party
He turns up the thermostat then leaves.

Thermostat joke, A man goes to a housewarming party..


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Thermostat joke, A man goes to a housewarming party..

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