The Best 5 Thermometers Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Thermometers jokes. There are some thermometers peppermint jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these thermometers rectal puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Thermometers Jokes and Puns

What do thermometers wear for underwear?

Kelvin Klein

Someone's written an album about thermometers...

I've heard it's been nominated for a Mercury Prize.

What brand of underwear do thermometers wear?

Kelvin Klein

How do Royal Thermometers Work?

They use Freddie Mercury

Nurse finds a rectal thermometer in her pocket...,

Thinks to herself. "Well, some asshole's got my pen."

Another you say?

What's the difference between rectal and oral thermometers.


Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the thermometers flavor jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working thermometers umami piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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