Therm Jokes
13 therm jokes and hilarious therm puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about therm that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Short therm jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The therm humour may include short temper jokes also.
- How do you know that incumbent politicians are going to have a more wasteful energy policy? Because they clearly don't care for therm limits!
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What funny jokes about therm you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean warm jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make therm pranks.
What happens when the thermometer breaks during your r**... examination?
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Thermos
A guy walks into a store and sees something. He asks what it is. "Why, it's a thermos." The clerk replies. "What does it do?" The man asks. "It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold." The clerk replies. "By golly, that's amazing!" The man replies. So he buys the thermos.
The next day he's walking down the street when he sees his friends. "What's that?" They ask. "Why, it's a thermos." The man replies. "What does it do?" The friends ask. "It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold." The man replies. "By golly that's amazing!" The friends exclaim, "what do you have in it?"
"Two cups of coffee and a popsicle."
What did the thermometer say to the graduated cylinder?
"You may have graduated, but I've got hundreds of degrees"
What do thermometers wear for underwear?
Kelvin Klein
Why did Pavlov's thermostat have a bell?
for Air Conditioning
My new thermos is incredible...
Four days ago I filled it with room temperature water, and it's *still* room temperature.
If a thermometer measures how warm you are, does a ther-Dad-eter measure how COOL you are?
It would have to... and measure you in °Fz (degrees Fonzie)
My thermometer is really inconsistent
It is having varying degrees of success
Why was the thermometer smarter than the graduated cylinder?
Because he had more degrees.
My thermometer took a book into the sauna.
It's well red.
What did the thermometer say to the graduated cylinder?
What did the thermometer say to the graduated cylinder?
You might have graduated but I have got many degrees.
I think my thermos is broken
It says it keeps hot things hot and cold things cold but I put in 3 cups of coffee and a popsicle and now they're both ruined
I think my thermometer might have a crush on its owner
It always goes red when it's in the sauna with me.
