The Best 15 Therm Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Therm jokes. There are some therm store jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these therm walks puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Therm Jokes and Puns

What happens when the thermometer breaks during your rectal examination?

Mercury is in Uranus

Thermos

A guy walks into a store and sees something. He asks what it is. "Why, it's a thermos." The clerk replies. "What does it do?" The man asks. "It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold." The clerk replies. "By golly, that's amazing!" The man replies. So he buys the thermos.

The next day he's walking down the street when he sees his friends. "What's that?" They ask. "Why, it's a thermos." The man replies. "What does it do?" The friends ask. "It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold." The man replies. "By golly that's amazing!" The friends exclaim, "what do you have in it?"

"Two cups of coffee and a popsicle."

What did the thermometer say to the graduated cylinder?

"You may have graduated, but I've got hundreds of degrees"

Therm joke, What did the thermometer say to the graduated cylinder?

What do thermometers wear for underwear?

Kelvin Klein

My thermometer is really inconsistent

It is having varying degrees of success


Why was the thermometer smarter than the graduated cylinder?

Because he had more degrees.

My thermometer took a book into the sauna.

It's well red.

Therm joke, My thermometer took a book into the sauna.

What did the thermometer say to the graduated cylinder?

What did the thermometer say to the graduated cylinder?

You might have graduated but I have got many degrees.

I think my thermos is broken

It says it keeps hot things hot and cold things cold but I put in 3 cups of coffee and a popsicle and now they're both ruined

I think my thermometer might have a crush on its owner

It always goes red when it's in the sauna with me.

Why can a thermometer get any professional job it wants?

Because it has many degrees.

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What do a thermometer and graduated cylinder have in common?

They both have a degree

What do thermals-uniformed German gangsta-rappers say to each other?

Vest-side.

How do you know that incumbent politicians are going to have a more wasteful energy policy?

Because they clearly don't care for therm limits!

How did the thermal imaging camera warn the mountain-climber?

"Isee cold."

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We suggest to use only working therm exclaim piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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