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St. Peter tells the nuns, "since you've all dedicated your lives to God, we will let you go back and live as anyone you'd like to."
The first nun says, "I'd like to be Mother Theresa", and Peter says, "No problem."
The second nun says, "I'd like to return as Princess Diana", and Peter says, "Sure thing."
The third nun says, "I'd like to be Sarah Pippilini." St. Peter says, "I'm sorry sister but I don't know who that is." The nun holds up a newspaper and points to the headline.
St. Peter laughs and says, "No, no sister that doesn't say 'Sarah Pippilini'; it says 'Sahara Pipeline laid by 500 men in 7 days'."
Theresa may.
...playing bridge.
But Theresa May.
Not normally but Theresa May
when Mother Theresa notices that Princess Diana has a bigger halo than she does.
She asks God, "Why does the Princess Diana get a bigger halo than me, she was a great person but I helped so many more people. I should at least have the same size halo as her"
God replies, "That's not a halo, it's a steering wheel"
They got out of Europe within 2 months
but Theresa May.
Heard a Chinese guy saying today that Theresa May has called for a general erection.
I want to only hear about what Theresa actually does, not what Theresa MAY do.
but Theresa May
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Where I'm drowning her in the Thames.
They both played themselves.
but Theresa May
Minority Report
She just didn't say she'd be leading it
More like Theresa GAY! Amirite fellas.
...and it is a Country.
And now it's mayhem
Because David Cameron wouldn't do it, but Theresa May.
She's never wanted to be in Labour
He made leaving Europe look so easy.
(English isn't my first language, sorry if the translation isn't the best)
The phone rings at 10 Downing Street.
- Hello, mister Putin would like to speak with Theresa May.
- I'm afraid she's currently sleeping.
- Very well, if she wakes up please tell her that mister Putin would like to talk to her.
- Will do.
- Thank you. *hangs up*
- Wait. What do you mean "if"?
They should be allowed to wear what they like.
There's a Maypole dancer.
Theresa May, pole dancer.
They both sell arms to Saudis
A cabinet designed by IKEA doesn't fall apart so easily.
A new cabinet
"Yeah..." she replied. "Pity about your boys coming second in Vietnam. Oh, you weren't there, were you?"
President Macron, Theresa May and Angela Merkel meet for a summit at the North Sea.
Gazing over the water, May says, "We have a submarine that can stay underwater for 10 days." Macron responds, "That's nothing, our submarines can stay underwater for 30 days!" Merkel looks quite ashamed and shies away, when suddenly a U-Boot surfaces, the hatch opens and the commander looks out: "Heil Hitler, we need Diesel!"
Because it's still ruled by a man (Theresa May)
God giggles... That's not a halo, that's a steering wheel.
Deal or no Deal
Theresa May....
Just remember that somewhere out there, Theresa May is having a worse one.
...or she may not.
Thank you.
She now goes by the name of Theresa May Notbetheretomorrow
She's got no Plan B after she gets screwed.
she came out of DFS with a full price sofa
But Theresa May
She had power and time but didn't get the work done.
Creds to my friend for that one.
Theresa May: Hold my government
It makes sense, June comes after the end of May.
May wants to leave at the end of May.
But it seems she will only get May..
He thought he was getting rid of something overdue-ish.
Didn't she ever learn that no means no ?
Too soon? For me too.
Where there's a will, Theresa May.
Not much
She doesn't. She says Labour already screwed it up.
Neither Deal Nor No Deal
Lawyers assume that they will be charged for a statue-tory crime
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