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- There are two types of people in this world: Those who can infer from insufficient information,
- There are two types of people in this world Those who can extrapolate information based off of the given context
- There Are Two Types Of People In The World: ...those who believe that people can be generalized into two groups, and those who don't.
- There are two types of people And they're both sick and tired of being put into two groups.
- There were two types of people in the Soviet Union People who supported the Communist Party and dead people.
- Technology is dominated by two types of people: Those who understand what they do not manage and those who manage what they do not understand.
- After working retail I've discovered that there are two types of people in the world Those who can read signs, and customers.
- There are two types of people in this world.... Those who are intelligent,
And those who believe there are 12 types of people in this world. - There are two types of people in this world.. People who can stay on track and, oh how I love frosted flakes.
- There are two types of people in the world… People who think there are two types of people in the world
And people who understand false dichotomies.
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Which there are two types of people one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with there are two types of people? I can suggest the ones about men and women and two meaning.
- I hate two types of people... haters and hypocrites.
- There are two types of people in life Those that pee in the shower
And Liars! - There are two types of people in the world: Those who finish what they start, and
- There are two types of speakers in this world People who finish their sentences.
- There are two types of people in this world. People who finish their jokes.
- There are two types of people Those who say oof, and those who say F.
- There are two types of people in the world... Those who can read between the lines.
- There are two types of people in the world: 1.5) And those in between.
- There are two types of people... You.
And literally everyone else. - I hate two types of people
- There are two types of people... Those that Hodor and those that don't....
- There are two types of people in this world. And I hate them both.
- There are two types of people. Those who have s**... daily And those who don't have dyslexia
- There are only two types of people worse than racists The b**... and the jews
- There are two types of people: People who think insults are funny
and b**....
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There are two types of people in the world... people that s**..., and Chuck Norris.
What are the two types of people who love the words "Who, what, when, where and why?"
English teachers and Alzheimer's patients
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Dave is tired of the corporate world and city life so he moves to a small country town....
After a few weeks of not seeing a single soul there was a knock on his door. He opens it to be greeted by a man.
"Welcome to the neighbourhood, my name is Jimbob. I'm your neighbour and would like to invite you to a party"
"That sounds great!" Dave replies.
"Oh it will be, there is gonna be plenty to drink" says Jimbob.
"And when i start gettin tipsy i turn the music up, which gets the party really started, so there will be plenty of dancin" he continues.
"Usually a fight or two breaks out, nothing unusual for these parts" he says
"And always plenty of s**...!!"
Dave is starting to think wow this sounds like a good party and asks "how many people turn up to these types of things?"
"Oh, Just you an me" answers Jimbob
There are Two Types of People: Those Who Get Embarrassed Buying Condoms
And those who weren't raised Catholic.
A biologist, a physicist, and a mathematician...
A biologist, a physicist, and a mathematician are all eating on the patio of a restaurant. Across the street, they see two people walk into a building, and a few moments later three people walk out.
The biologist says, "Oh, they must have reproduced."
The physicist remarks, "There must have been some type of statistical error."
All are quiet for a long while before the mathematician says, "You know, if one more person walks into that building it will be empty."
But you didn't pick up
Two Types of People:
---- 1. I called you but you didn't pickup
---- 2. I called you from my iPhone 6 Plus 64 GB and you didn't pickup.
There are two 100 types of people in this world:
those who understand Caesar cipher and those who don't.
Did you know that depending on their mood, people produce two different smelling types of sweat?
That's just my two scents on the topic
Russia has two type of protests
First type - for which they gather people up, and second type, from which they disperse you.
There are two types of people in this world
Those who continually repost this joke, and those that have seen it a thousand times
There are two types of people...
Those who could care less, and those who couldn't care less.
There are TWO types of people in this world ...
1- The ones who overestimate things
2- The ones who more or less get it right
3- The ones who underestimate things
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There are two types of people in the world; those who've s**... themselves...
and those who lie about having s**... themselves.
This one takes some thinking.
A guy takes his date to a dinner at the local country club. It's an unusual setup: People have to wait in separate lines for each type of food.
As his date sits down, the guy volunteers to go get their dinner. First he waits in the line for the roast beef. Then he waits in the line for potatoes. Then he waits in the vegetable line, the bread line, and the gravy line. Finally he brings back two full plates of food.
What would you like to drink? he asks.
A glass of punch would be nice, she says. So he goes to get it. He scouts around and finds a line for wine, a line for beer, a line for soda, and even a line for milk. But after a while he gives up and goes back to his table.
Their are two types of people in this world
Those who stay and those who run. Glad you picked the latter. Happy fathers day
There are only two types of people: those that deserve to live...
... and those that don't know anything about false dichotomies.
There are two type of people
Those who can use common sense to find out what the next part of the joke is
There are two types of people who give exams
This subject is hard, i can't study it. Lets stay on facebook
This subject is easy, i don't need to study. Lets stay on facebook
There are two types of people in this world.
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There's two types of people, those who do 'See' Russian Interference and those who do "Not See"
I guess Trump is a Not See
There are two types of old people, the ones who have Alzheimer
There are two types of old people.
There are two types of people:
Those that understand that a sentence can imply a second point without explicitly stating it.
There are two types of people in this planet. First, is those who can extrapolate from incomplete data, and...
I know I stole this...
There are two types of people who drive at 4 am:
1. Those who need to get a job
2. Those who need to get a different job
There are two types of people in the world,...
People who are wooden and get climbed on and people who get words mixed up; I'm the ladder.
There are only two types of people
Those whom categorize people into two types of people, and those that do not
There are two types of people in this world
The first type of people are those, who leave other people in anticipation.
There are two types of people on Indian roads
Traffic Police and a beggar.
One doesn't leave you until you give some money and other is the begger.
I told this joke to my friend and he was offended because his father was a traffic police. Then we settled the dispute for 25 dollars
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There are two types of people.
Some people only see black and white and refuse to acknowledge shades and complex non-straightforward situations, and the others... no, wait, I've changed my mind.
