The Best 22 Therapists Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Therapists jokes. There are some therapists therapist jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these therapists physical therapist puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Therapists Jokes and Puns

How many therapists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one.

But it's essential that the lightbulb wants to change.

How many therapists does it take to change a light bulb?

It doesn't matter how many, the light bulb has to want to change on its own

How many therapists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but the lightbulb really has to want to change.

Therapists joke, How many therapists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Are there any therapists who interject "That's what she said!" during their sessions?

If not, it's a hole that needs to be filled.

A man walks into his therapists office naked, save for being completely wrapped up in cling film.

The therapist looked up at him, and said:

"Well, I can clearly see you're nuts!"


What kind of shoes do therapists wear?

Issues.

A man is lying on a couch in his therapists office...

The man: Doc, I think I have a fetish for figuring things out.

Therapist: ...What makes you think that?

The man: I just came to that realization.

Therapists joke, A man is lying on a couch in his therapists office...

Why are IT professionals bad at being therapists?

Patient: I just have too many problems in my life.

IT professional: Have you tried turning it off and on again?

People have told me that I have hired too many people for my business.

I said not to worry because I'm seeing 14 therapists about it.

Research has shown therapists can easily become the sexual predators.

It's only a matter of space.

Lawyers really make great patients for therapists

They have great health insurance and they never get better

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Who benefits the most from Bill Cosby's crimes?

Therapists

Sex therapists have invented a new long lasting, alcohol based, vaginal gel and lubricant.

Campaigners have slammed the move saying it could lead to 24 hour minge drinking.

Therapists only want one thing.

No consent.

don't trust prison therapists

they might be the rapists

My therapists says I'll never improve unless I stop talking to my imaginary friends, but what does he know?

He's not even real.

Therapists joke, My therapists says I'll never improve unless I stop talking to my imaginary friends, but what does h

You ever realize..

That the only thing keeping therapists from being 'the rapists' is some space.

I changed therapists after my last one hosted a buffet party.

He came up to me and said, "Help yourself."

Whenever you think that your life is bad, that you have no purpose or hope, just remember...

That without you therapists would be out of business.


If you think about it, therapists and executioners have the same job.

Both of them really take a weight off your shoulders.

Who many therapists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Three: One holding the lightbulb, one turning the chair and one telling the lightbulb to embrace the change.

Why are therapists dangerous?

Because they're the rapists.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the therapists masseuse jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working therapists beauty therapist piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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