The Best 37 Theorists Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Theorists jokes. There are some theorists curvature jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these theorists activists puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Theorists Jokes and Puns

Three conspiracy theorists walk into a bar

You can't tell me that's just a coincidence .

Where do conspiracy theorists keep their ideas?

In a skeptic tank.

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(Note: I just made up this joke earlier today. I'm not 100% sure the joke is obvious; feel free to suggest a better wording!)

How many conspiracy theorists does it take to change a light bulb?

Nobody knows.

Except me.

Theorists joke, How many conspiracy theorists does it take to change a light bulb?

Q: How many conspiracy theorists does it take to change a light bulb?

A: We'll never know, Tesla was murdered.

What with snake people and shadow governments controlling everything how do conspiracy theorists get to sleep?

They just close their eyes and count sheeple.


What can conspiracy theorists never explain?

They say that 9/11 was an inside job...
but planes fly OUTSIDE.

Can't explain that

Why do conspiracy theorists have such long beards?

Because they don't know how to use Occam's razor

Theorists joke, Why do conspiracy theorists have such long beards?

Two conspiracy theorists die and go to heaven.

They ask God who did 911. God replies, "It was perpetrated by members of the Islamic terrorist group Al Qaeda."

One whispers to the other, "Dude, this goes way higher than I thought."

How do conspiracy theorists like their lovers?

Illumi-naughty

Conspiracy theorists, I hope you're right...

I hope the illuminati run this country, they seem like a safe bet

Some idiot conspiracy theorists say the Jews started AIDS. That's not true you stupid idiot

If the Jews started AIDS, it's not like they would've given it to anybody.

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How many general-relativity theorists does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and one to rotate space.

How many conspiracy theorists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

We may never know the truth.

I don't believe in conspiracy theories

I think conspiracy theorists are secretly working together to brainwash us

Some conspiracy theorists live alone in the basement.

Others live alone in the ~~white house~~ attic.

A conspiracy theorist dies and goes to heaven

The first thing he does is ask God, "Who really killed JFK?"

To which God replies, "It was Lee Harvey Oswald. He acted alone."

The conspiracy theorists thinks to him self for a moment then says, "This cover up of the truth goes even further than I thought!"

Theorists joke, A conspiracy theorist dies and goes to heaven

There are a bunch of flat earth theorists...

...They are all over the globe.

My favourite band used to be The Conspiracy Theorists, but they split up.

It was the government's fault.

I have a conspiracy theory about conspiracy theorists

9/11 is probably an inside joke.


Why do conspiracy theorists make terrible landscape gardeners?

They're too obsessed with inside jobs.

How many string theorists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but nobody knows which one.

Two conspiracy theorists died...

...or did they?

Whats worse than 10,000 conspiracy theorists?

1 real conspiracy.

Why don't conspiracy theorists own alarm clocks?

They're already woke.

What is a Jewish conspiracy theorists biggest fear?

The Illumi-nazis.

πŸ˜‚Thought of this while driving yesterday...so it's original as far as I know

Where do conspiracy theorists hate to sleep?

Debunk beds.

What do overweight conspiracy theorists believe in?

Earth is fat

An Irishman, a Frenchman, two conspiracy theorists, a priest, three cheerleaders, Elon Musk, an atheist and a rabbi walked into a bar.

Ah, the good old days.

I don't get why there are so many conspiracy theorists in the US.

5G must have fried their brains.

3 conspiracy theorists walk into a bar

Now that can't be a coincidence, can it?

How many conspiracy theorists does it take to change a lightbulb?

**You won't believe me.**

Conspiracy theorists are like, If it looks like a duck and quacks like a duck...

It's a government surveillance drone.

I think it would be pretty simple to send 5G conspiracy theorists to space

Just tell them there's Zero G

How many conspiracy theorists does it take to change a lightbulb?

The real question is: who broke the lightbulb and why are they keeping us in the dark?

Two conspiracy theorists walk into a bar.

*And there's no way that's a coincidence!*

Two conspiracy theorists walk into a bar

You can't tell me that's a coincidence!

How many conspiracy theorists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Do your own research.

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