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Funniest Theorists Short Jokes
Short theorists jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The theorists humour may include short researchers jokes also.
- How many conspiracy theorists does it take to change a lightbulb? The real question is: who broke the lightbulb and why are they keeping us in the dark?
- How many conspiracy theorists does it take to screw in a light bulb? We may never know the truth.
- 4 conspiracy theorists walk into a bar. Now, C'MON! You can't tell me that's a coincidence!
- Have you heard about the new flatbread conspiracy theorists? They're out to convince all naan believers.
- I don't get why there are so many conspiracy theorists in the US. 5G must have fried their brains.
- Conspiracy theorists are like, If it looks like a duck and quacks like a duck... It's a government surveillance drone.
- A blind man and a conspiracy theorist walk into a bar The blind man hits his head. This must have been a setup.
- I met a conspiracy theorist in Israel the other day. He kept ranting about Jews secretly not controlling the government.
- Why didn't the conspiracy theorist make his irreverently named pet sleep outside? Because 9/11 was an inside dog.
- What did the String Theorist say when his wife caught him in bed with another woman? Wait, I can explain everything!
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Theorists One Liners
Which theorists one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with theorists? I can suggest the ones about historians and theories on.
- Three conspiracy theorists walk into a bar You can't tell me that's just a coincidence .
- Three Conspiracy Theorists Walk Into a Bar Don't tell me that's not a coincidence
- Two conspiracy theorists died... ...or did they?
- Two conspiracy theorists walk into a bar. *And there's no way that's a coincidence!*
- Two conspiracy theorists walk into a bar You can't tell me that's a coincidence!
- What did the giraffe say to the conspiracy theorist? Nothing, giraffes aren't real.
- How many conspiracy theorists does it take to change a lightbulb? Do your own research.
- 3 conspiracy theorists walk into a bar Now that can't be a coincidence, can it?
- Never start fights with flat earth theorist! They'll always go over the edge
- A conspiracy theorist walked into a bar Or did they..?
- What do you call a constipated conspiracy theorist? An anti-laxxer!
- Where do conspiracy theorists hate to sleep? Debunk beds.
- Whats worse than 10,000 conspiracy theorists? 1 real conspiracy.
- What do you call a conspiracy theorist priest? A chipmonk.
- What did the drowning number theorist say? logloglogloglogloglogloglogloglog
Cheeky Theorists Jokes to Experience Good Cheer & Frivolity
What funny jokes about theorists you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean theoretical jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make theorists pranks.
Call me a nutter, a conspiracy theorist or as mad as a hatter, but did you know that if you take the first two letters from the title of every harry potter book, it spells out a secret message?!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
How many conspiracy theorists does it take to change a light bulb?
The real question is that who broke the light bulb and why are they keeping us in the dark?
edit.. thanks for the award kind stanger.
An economist, a chaos theorist, and a statistician are trying to shoot a deer for dinner with a bow and arrow...
The economist assumes no wind, and misses five feet to the left. He hands over the bow to the chaos theorist, who overestimates the effect of the wind, and misses five feet to the right. The statistician pumps his fist in the air and exclaims: "We got him!".
Two conspiracy theorists die and go to heaven.
They ask God who did 911. God replies, "It was perpetrated by members of the Islamic t**... group Al Qaeda."
One whispers to the other, "Dude, this goes way higher than I thought."
Two conspiracy theorists die and go to heaven...
God: welcome to the St. Peter's Gates. With my omniscient knowledge, I can tell you anything you wish to know.
Conspiracy Theorist 1: Who won the 2020 US Presidential Election?
God: Joseph R. Biden
Conspiracy Theorist 2: \*Looks at his friend\* s**... dude, this goes even deeper than we thought
A conspiracy theorist dies and goes to heaven
The first thing he does is ask God, "Who really killed JFK?"
To which God replies, "It was Lee Harvey Oswald. He acted alone."
The conspiracy theorists thinks to him self for a moment then says, "This cover up of the truth goes even further than I thought!"
I hate to sound like a conspiracy theorist here, but are we truly to believe that the Titanic sunk after being hit by an iceberg?! Do they think we're s**... fools!?
I've been throwing lettuce at the window for hours now and it hasn't even scratched, let alone put a hole in it.
Anyone hear about the conspiracy theorist who died and went to heaven?
When he arrived, God stated that He grants all His children one question. The man promptly asked, "Who killed Kennedy?" God replied, "It was Lee Harvey Oswald, on the 6th floor, with his own gun, and he acted alone." The man thought for a moment then disappointingly replied "This goes higher up then I imagined."
Three Dad Jokes for Father's Day
* I was wondering why this frisbee kept looking bigger and bigger. Then it hit me.
* Why can't you trust atoms? They make up everything.
* Three conspiracy theorists walk into a bar. That can't just be a coincidence.
How many conspiracy theorists does it take to change a light bulb?
Nobody knows.
Except me.
Why did the conspiracy theorist tell the radio repairman to take his time?
Because there was no rush
Three conspiracy theorist walk into a bar…
Now you can't tell me that's a coincidence. *rim shot*
I think it would be pretty simple to send 5G conspiracy theorists to space
Just tell them there's Zero G
