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Short theorists jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The theorists humour may include short researchers jokes also.
- How many conspiracy theorists does it take to change a lightbulb? The real question is: who broke the lightbulb and why are they keeping us in the dark?
- How many conspiracy theorists does it take to screw in a light bulb? We may never know the truth.
- Have you heard about the new flatbread conspiracy theorists? They're out to convince all naan believers.
- Conspiracy theorists are like, If it looks like a duck and quacks like a duck... It's a government surveillance drone.
- A blind man and a conspiracy theorist walk into a bar The blind man hits his head. This must have been a setup.
- Why didn't the conspiracy theorist make his irreverently named pet sleep outside? Because 9/11 was an inside dog.
- What did the String Theorist say when his wife caught him in bed with another woman? Wait, I can explain everything!
- How many conspiracy theorists does it take to change a light bulb? Nobody knows.
Except me. - Why did the conspiracy theorist tell the radio repairman to take his time? Because there was no rush
- I think it would be pretty simple to send 5G conspiracy theorists to space Just tell them there's Zero G
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Theorists One Liners
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- Three conspiracy theorists walk into a bar You can't tell me that's just a coincidence .
- Two conspiracy theorists died... ...or did they?
- What did the giraffe say to the conspiracy theorist? Nothing, giraffes aren't real.
- Never start fights with flat earth theorist! They'll always go over the edge
- A conspiracy theorist walked into a bar Or did they..?
- Where do conspiracy theorists hate to sleep? Debunk beds.
- Whats worse than 10,000 conspiracy theorists? 1 real conspiracy.
- What do you call a conspiracy theorist priest? A chipmonk.
- What do overweight conspiracy theorists believe in? Earth is fat
- What do you call a old economic theorist? A Economizer!
- There are a bunch of flat earth theorists... ...They are all over the globe.
- I have a conspiracy theory about conspiracy theorists 9/11 is probably an inside joke.
- A General, conspiracy theorist and traitor walk into a bar Mike Flynn says: "Ow."
- How do you confuse a conspiracy theorist? Tell them the truth.
- How do conspiracy theorists like their lovers? Illumi-naughty
Cheeky Theorists Jokes to Experience Good Cheer & Frivolity
What funny jokes about theorists you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean theoretical jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make theorists pranks.
Call me a nutter, a conspiracy theorist or as mad as a hatter, but did you know that if you take the first two letters from the title of every harry potter book, it spells out a secret message?!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
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I don't get why there are so many conspiracy theorists in the US.
5G must have fried their brains.
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Two conspiracy theorists die and go to heaven.
They ask God who did 911. God replies, "It was perpetrated by members of the Islamic t**... group Al Qaeda."
One whispers to the other, "Dude, this goes way higher than I thought."
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Two conspiracy theorists die and go to heaven...
God: welcome to the St. Peter's Gates. With my omniscient knowledge, I can tell you anything you wish to know.
Conspiracy Theorist 1: Who won the 2020 US Presidential Election?
God: Joseph R. Biden
Conspiracy Theorist 2: \*Looks at his friend\* s**... dude, this goes even deeper than we thought
A conspiracy theorist dies and goes to heaven
The first thing he does is ask God, "Who really killed JFK?"
To which God replies, "It was Lee Harvey Oswald. He acted alone."
The conspiracy theorists thinks to him self for a moment then says, "This cover up of the truth goes even further than I thought!"
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I hate to sound like a conspiracy theorist here, but are we truly to believe that the Titanic sunk after being hit by an iceberg?! Do they think we're s**... fools!?
I've been throwing lettuce at the window for hours now and it hasn't even scratched, let alone put a hole in it.
Three Dad Jokes for Father's Day
* I was wondering why this frisbee kept looking bigger and bigger. Then it hit me.
* Why can't you trust atoms? They make up everything.
* Three conspiracy theorists walk into a bar. That can't just be a coincidence.
Why did the conspiracy theorist have such strong legs?
Because he spent so much time jumping to conclusions
An anti-vaxxer, an anti-masker, and a conspiracy theorist walk into a bar
The bartender looks up, groans to himself, pours himself a drink and asks "What'll it be Karen?"
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What do you call a constipated conspiracy theorist?
An anti-laxxer!
What's the difference between a skeptic and a conspiracy theorist?
You wouldn't believe me if I told you.
Doctor Shroedinger? This is the Animal Clinic calling;
Apparently your cat, Flüffy, is both simultaneously dead and yet alive.
We're sorry for your loss.
Our resident String Theorist will contact you.
He can explain everything.
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I don't believe in conspiracy theories
I think conspiracy theorists are secretly working together to brainwash us
I know I sound like a conspiracy theorists but I just discovered the government has already designed the Pi variant
They will unleash it March 14 at exactly 1:59 AM.
