The Best 35 Theories Jokes

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Top 10 of the Funniest Theories Jokes and Puns

I don't believe in conspiracy theories.

I everyone who believes them is working together to scare me.

I heard they're inventing a new kind of bed...

...but most of the theories I've heard are bunk.

I'm not saying you're old, but....

Ok guys I need some ammo for my ongoing age war with my business partner. So, I need your help. Here's a few I've used to get you started.

I'm not saying you're old, but I did hear that Moses owes u $20.

You know it's bad when dirt sees you and says, "now that's old!!"

What was it like to meet Lincoln?
(I thought about changing that to "shoot Lincoln," but I don't wanna start any new conspiracy theories)

Theories joke, I'm not saying you're old, but....

What would JFK think about all these conspiracy theories?

He'd probably find them mind blowing.

Some inmates claimed Blackbeard was best...

but I don't believe in cons' piracy theories.


My wife thinks my obsession with conspiracy theories is getting out of control.

I wonder how much money the government paid her to say that?

There's two theories to arguing with a woman..

Neither one works.

Theories joke, There's two theories to arguing with a woman..

Two sheep are talking

- It seems to me that a man and a dog are working together.
- If you don't drop your ridiculous conspiracy theories the whole herd will laugh at you.

Why was Rutherford annoyed?

He had an assistant who made Bohr-ring theories.

Ten minutes into "conspiracy theories and chill..."

...we start gettin *illuminaughty.*

Conspiracy theories aren't real.

They're all lies made by the government.

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Girl, are you into conspiracy theories?

Because you are looking Illumi-naughty!

I think my girlfriend's love for Einstein's theories is driving us away from each other.

But, hey. I'll be a good guy and understand if she just wants some time and space.

Saw a homeless guy babbling about conspiracy theories that doesn't really make sense...

You could say it was a vague rant.

All conspiracy theories are false.

They're cooked up by the government to distract people from what they're doing.

This election, the choice is yours

Either you get four years of conspiracy theories, bad judgment, and divisiveness... or you get Donald Trump.

Theories joke, This election, the choice is yours

What Do You Call 3 Crazy Conspiracy Theories?

A tinfoil hattrick.

I don't believe in conspiracy theories

I think conspiracy theorists are secretly working together to brainwash us

Conspiracy theories are a lot like moon landings.

They're all fake


What is SEX?

A little boy returning home from his first day at school said to his mother, "Mom, what's sex?" His mother, who believed in all the most modern educational theories, gave him a detailed explanation, covering all aspects of the tricky subject. When she had finished, the little lad produced an enrollment form which he had brought home from school and said, "Yes, but how am I going to get all that into this one little square?"

I told my boyfriend that people with lower IQs are more likely to believe in conspiracy theories...

He said Thats what they want you to think!

Three conspiracy theories walk into a bar...

No way that's a coincidence.

I've heard so many theories about why America won't drop the imperial system

But we all know it's really just a foot fetish

Why do we believe conspiracy theories?

Because the bastards want us to.

I'm usually not one to believe in conspiracy theories...

A lot of people think Sigmund Frued is a hack.

And yes, some of his theories were proven wrong but the work he did made the field of psychology so famous he should never be forgotten. They just go hand in hand, you cant have one without the mother,

How is dating in the south much like one of Einsteins most famous theories?

They're all relative.

Im not a person to believe in conspiracy theories, but..

.. working at 7/11 was an inside job.

As a passionate flat Earther

I find these ridiculous round Earth theories rather hyspherical.

Why don't flat earth theories hold up?

Because they fall flat.

Everyone is getting so paranoid, and diving into conspiracy theories lately...

Must be something in the water.

I'm a 5G installation engineer and people are constantly accusing me with bizarre conspiracy theories, such as how 5G is giving them headaches, or killing their sperm. I think they are completely crazy.

4G must've fried their brains.

one of the best documentarys

ive ever watched on netflix is about a chinese couple who didnt board the Malaysian flight 370 (one that disappeared) when they should have done. All sorts of conspiracy theories. worth a watch, highly recommended.

It's called 2 wongs dont make a flight

I'm scared of 5G

It will only allow idiots to spread their conspiracy theories faster.

Man I swear to god, Flat Earthers are just so annoying.

Like sometimes their theories are so wild they just push me off the edge.

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