The Best 6 Theoretically Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Theoretically jokes. There are some theoretically mathematically jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these theoretically hypothetically puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Theoretically Jokes and Puns

An Irish man walked out of a bar...

Theoretically, it could happen...

A son asks his dad what is the difference between practical and theoretical

The tells the son to bring his sister. He then tells her: 'For $1000, would you sleep with your brother?' 'For a thousand, yes!' She answers. The dad then tells the sob to bring his mother. He tells her: 'For $1000, would you sleep with your son?' 'Foe a thousand, yes!' She replies. The dad then tells his son: 'You see, theoretically, we have $2000, practically, we have two whores!'

Theoretically a goat can get impregnated by a moth.

Scientists have never attempted the experiment however, as they don't want to create more goth kids.

A joke for St Patrick's Day. "An Irishman walks out of a bar."

Well, theoretically, it could happen...

Theoretically and practically

"Dad, dad - what's the difference between theoretically and practically?"

"Son, go ask your mother and your sister whether they'd sleep with our neighbor for 1 million dollars."

A few minutes later.

"So, what did they say?"

"Both said they'd sleep with him for 1 million dollars!"

"See, son - theoretically we could have 2 million dollars, practically we're living with two whores."


My love life is like dark matter....

It theoretically exists.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the theoretically theoretical jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working theoretically dad piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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