The Best 28 Theoretical Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Theoretical jokes. There are some theoretical relevant jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these theoretical stellar puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Theoretical Jokes and Puns

I would have gladly studied to become a theoretical physicist,...

but unfortunately, I'm allergic to B.S.

One of these things is not like the other

Which one of these things is not like the other?

-A large all dressed pizza & bread sticks
-A degree in neuroscience
-A degree in theoretical mathematics
-A degree in engineering

Answer: A degree theoretical mathematics.

Reasoning: All of these can feed a family of four except for the answer

I asked my friend, a spanish-speaking theoretical physicist, if there was an abbreviation for the speed of light.

"SΓ­", he replied.

(The joke works better out loud)

Theoretical joke, I asked my friend, a spanish-speaking theoretical physicist, if there was an abbreviation for the sp

How many theoretical physicists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to hold the bulb and one to rotate the universe.

40 Theoretical physicists walk into a bar

Or did they?

Solitary Theoretical Physicist Proves Solipsistic Reality...

Unfortunately, he won't publish his research because he doesn't trust peer review.

What's the difference between a degree in Theoretical Physics and a theoretical degree in Physics?

One is relevant and can get you a job. The other you went to university for.

Theoretical joke, What's the difference between a degree in Theoretical Physics and a theoretical degree in Physics?

To the woman I met in the bar last night who was mad at me this morning

I never said I had a PhD in theoretical physics. I said I had a theoretical PhD in physics.

Why are theoretical physicists bad at sex?

Because when they find the right position, they can't find the momentum, and when they have the momentum, they can't find the position.

I like my women like i like my theoretical physicists

Sick and twisted

A son asks his dad what is the difference between practical and theoretical

The tells the son to bring his sister. He then tells her: 'For $1000, would you sleep with your brother?' 'For a thousand, yes!' She answers. The dad then tells the sob to bring his mother. He tells her: 'For $1000, would you sleep with your son?' 'Foe a thousand, yes!' She replies. The dad then tells his son: 'You see, theoretically, we have $2000, practically, we have two whores!'

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Theoretically a goat can get impregnated by a moth.

Scientists have never attempted the experiment however, as they don't want to create more goth kids.

A recent study found that cats are highly entertained by theoretical physics!

*Especially* string theory.

I was asked in a job interview how well I understood theoretical physics.

I told them "I have a theoretical degree in physics.

What kind of cheese does theoretical math by itself?


The theoretical physicist had trouble getting a job...

... They could apply their knowledge.

Theoretical joke, The theoretical physicist had trouble getting a job...

A German theoretical physicist walks into a bar.

He orders himself ein Stein.

What does Dr. Pepper have his PhD in?

Theoretical fizz-ics.

Theoretically and practically

"Dad, dad - what's the difference between theoretically and practically?"

"Son, go ask your mother and your sister whether they'd sleep with our neighbor for 1 million dollars."

A few minutes later.

"So, what did they say?"

"Both said they'd sleep with him for 1 million dollars!"

"See, son - theoretically we could have 2 million dollars, practically we're living with two whores."

I told my dad I wanted to major in physics

He told me that I could get a theoretical job.

He asks: You got anything strictly theoretical?

A tachyon walks into a bar

Theoretical diploma

They asked me if i had a degree in theoretical physics , i said i had a theoretical degree in in physics.

Have you heard about theoretical prostitutes?

They really blow my mind

Right after I got my PhD in theoretical physics, I was able to land a job at Stanford!

My first shift starts tomorrow, after the senior janitor gives me a quick rundown.

Guys, I just read something on the internet saying that Albert Einstein may not have existed!

Turns out he's just a theoretical physicist.

was einstein an actual person?

my friend says he is, but im pretty sure he's a theoretical physicist

TIL Albert Einstein was a real person.

I had always thought he was only a theoretical physicist.

What did the subatomic quantum pirate say to the theoretical physicist?

Walk the Planck

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