The Best 7 Theoretic Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Theoretic jokes. There are some theoretic bar jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these theoretic day puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Theoretic Jokes and Puns

Why are theoretical physicists bad at sex?

Because when they find the right position, they can't find the momentum, and when they have the momentum, they can't find the position.

Theoretically a goat can get impregnated by a moth.

Scientists have never attempted the experiment however, as they don't want to create more goth kids.

How many theoretical physicists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to hold the bulb and one to rotate the universe.

40 Theoretical physicists walk into a bar

Or did they?

Theoretically and practically

"Dad, dad - what's the difference between theoretically and practically?"

"Son, go ask your mother and your sister whether they'd sleep with our neighbor for 1 million dollars."

A few minutes later.

"So, what did they say?"

"Both said they'd sleep with him for 1 million dollars!"

"See, son - theoretically we could have 2 million dollars, practically we're living with two whores."


The theoretical physicist had trouble getting a job...

... They could apply their knowledge.

Theoretical diploma

They asked me if i had a degree in theoretical physics , i said i had a theoretical degree in in physics.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the theoretic hey jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working theoretic place piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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