Theorem Jokes

17 theorem jokes and hilarious theorem puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about theorem that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Funniest Theorem Short Jokes

Short theorem jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The theorem humour may include short proof jokes also.

  1. I have developed a truly marvellous demonstration of Fermat's last theorem ... which this post is too short to contain
  2. Because hippos are surprisingly dangerous, zoologists use the Pythagorean theorem to calculate the length of their backs. This is called finding the hippotenuse.
  3. The Pythagorean Theorem, Newton's Third Law and Bernoulli's Principle walk into a bar. The bartender says, "I'm not going to get this joke aren't I?"
  4. What did the Math Teacher say to the fat kid who could not get in his seat? Squeeze yourself in with the Squeeze Theorem.
  5. I dont know much about the pythageroean theorem But a squared plus b squared equals this d squared
  6. Punthagorean Theorem A and B are pretty square, but get to the root of C and you'll find he's always high, p**... in use.

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Theorem One Liners

Which theorem one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with theorem? I can suggest the ones about theory and prove.

  1. What do you need when you're constipated in math class? Squeeze Theorem
  2. My stats prof is so romantic... He keeps talking about his Bayes' Theorem
  3. What's your favorite Theorem? And other questions to get you rejected at bars
  4. What's Fermat's favorite topic in Mathematics aside from his theorem? Fermatation.
  5. Why don't triangles have an SSA Congruence Theorem? 'Cause that would be a**...-backwards.

Theorem joke, Why don't triangles have an SSA Congruence Theorem?

Hilarious Fun Theorem Jokes That Will Have You Rolling with Laughter

What funny jokes about theorem you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean term jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make theorem pranks.

It's finals week and the only question on the test is "what is 2+2?"

A philosophy major writes a long eloquent response but doesn't bother to actually answer the question.
A math major makes a formal proof that 2=2 and that addition is commutative before using the squeeze theorem to prove that 4≤2+2≤4.
An engineering major knows the answer is 4 but writes down 5 just to be safe.

Theorem joke, I dont know much about the pythageroean theorem