The Best 27 Theor Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Theor jokes. There are some theor motion jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these theor hypothesis puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Theor Jokes and Puns

Theory vs Reality

Little Billy had a homework assignment to compare theory and reality. The boy asked his father what the difference was between theory and reality. His father told him, 'Go ask your mother if she would have sex with the mailman for a million dollars.' The boy asks his mother and she says she would. Billy tells his father she would have sex with the mailman for million dollars.

The father then tells the boy, 'Now go as your sister if she would have sex with the mailman for a million dollars.' The boy asks his sister and she to says she would have sex with the mailman.

Little Billy goes and tells his father both his mom and his sister would have sex with the mailman and his father says, "Well son, in theory we're multimillionaires, but in reality we live with a couple of whores.

In Theory...

In theory, theory and practice are the same.
In practice, they never are.

I have a theory that consuming little bits of peanut butter encased in colored candy shells provokes silly rhymes.

I call it my Reeces Pieces Thesis.





I'll see myself out.

Theor joke, I have a theory that consuming little bits of peanut butter encased in colored candy shells provokes

How many theoretical physicists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to hold the bulb and one to rotate the universe.

I have a new theory about the most effective way to sabotage condoms...

... but you'll probably just poke holes.

40 Theoretical physicists walk into a bar

Or did they?

Schroedinger's theory of attraction

1. Be attractive
2. Don't be attractive

Theor joke, Schroedinger's theory of attraction

There's two theories to arguing with a woman..

Neither one works.

I have a theory on scoliosis

It's just a hunch though

Theory vs practice

Theory is when you think you know something but it doesn't work. 
Practice is when something works but you don't know why. 
Usually we combine theory and practice: nothing works and we don't know why.

Why are theoretical physicists bad at sex?

Because when they find the right position, they can't find the momentum, and when they have the momentum, they can't find the position.

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I have a new theory on inertia

But it is not gaining any momentum.

Theoretically a goat can get impregnated by a moth.

Scientists have never attempted the experiment however, as they don't want to create more goth kids.

In theory, theory is the same as practice.

But in practice it isn't.

What does a theoritcal physicist and an alcoholic have in common?

They wake up and immediately search for the proof.

I have a theory about the Hawaiian nuclear alarm

Someone was hungry and pressed launch.

Theor joke, I have a theory about the Hawaiian nuclear alarm

There's a theory going around that some words don't contain consonants.

It's a myth.

There's a theory going around that every word contains a vowel.


The theoretical physicist had trouble getting a job...

... They could apply their knowledge.

I think I have a theory on why we fap when it's cold

When there's no heat to beat,

You just beat the meat.

There's a theory that people don't see the exact same colors

Does that mean
*color is a pigment of you imagination*


Theoretically and practically

"Dad, dad - what's the difference between theoretically and practically?"

"Son, go ask your mother and your sister whether they'd sleep with our neighbor for 1 million dollars."

A few minutes later.

"So, what did they say?"

"Both said they'd sleep with him for 1 million dollars!"

"See, son - theoretically we could have 2 million dollars, practically we're living with two whores."

Theoretical diploma

They asked me if i had a degree in theoretical physics , i said i had a theoretical degree in in physics.

I have a theory that if something works optimally, it HAS to be inside a fish.

Everything that's outside a fish wouldn't work the way it should, because it's inafishn't.

I have this theory about my sex life lately

Actually, it's more of a hypothesis since I have no physical evidence to suggest it even exists.

Was Einstein's theory good?


I have a theory as to why the Cybertruck is taking so long to get in production:

They are experiencing an Elon-gated Delay!

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