The Best 7 Theology Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Theology jokes. There are some theology neuroscience jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these theology theological puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Theology Jokes and Puns

My pot smoking college roommate decided to choose Theology as his major.

He's now a high priest.

Is Theology the study of people named Theo?

That's actually the whole thing sorry.

Dad joke but it's mine.

If you want to destroy science, you are a fundamentalist; if you want to destroy spiritual theology, you are a scientist; if you want to destroy both, you are

Nietzsche

Difference between Physics, Philosophy and Theology

Physics is like going after a black cat in a dark room.

Philosophy is like going after a black cat in a dark room, while blindfolded.

Theology is like going after a black cat in a dark room, while blindfolded, shouting "Heureka, I found her!"

Opposites

A theology professor at a rural community college started the class by asking the students, "What is the opposite of joy?" "Sadness," said one student. "And the opposite of depression?" "Elation," said another. "And how about the opposite of woe?"

A redneck in the back of the class stood up from his seat and said, "I reckon that would be giddy up, mister."


Got kicked out of class today

My theology professor asked why the Jews wandered the desert for 40 years.
Apparently because they heard someone dropped a quarter is not the correct answer

According to Jewish theology, at what point does a fetus become a person?

When they finish med school.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the theology manuscript jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working theology doctrine piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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