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What's the difference between a Philosopher and a Theologian?
A philosopher is like a person in a dark room looking for a black cat that isn't there. A theologian is like a person in a dark room looking for a black cat that isn't there and finds it.
Christian theologians have long maintained that Jesus is both human and divine simultaneously. A recent squabble has divided them over the subject of His nostrils. I know which side I'm on
I'm going with the God-only-nose crowd
What do you say to a theologian graduate with a good GPA?
"Oh, high marks! How's your sects life?"
What's the difference between a philosopher, a metaphysician and a theologian?
The philosopher is looking for a black cat in a dark room. The metaphysician is looking for a black cat in a dark room where there is no cat. The theologian is looking for a black cat in a dark room where there is no cat and he yells out: I've got the cat!
The Fourth Wiseman
Unbeknown to most theologians there was a fourth wiseman who was turned away for bringing fruitcake.
Have you ever worked scientifically ?
"Yes, I'm a theologian."
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