The Best 5 Theodore Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Theodore jokes. There are some theodore surnames jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these theodore julius puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Theodore Jokes and Puns

Our daughter wants us to set a place at our Thanksgiving dinner table, for her teddy bear, Theodore. She promises he won't eat very much.

She said he has been eating a lot lately, and is already stuffed

What did the blind kid with a lisp say when Theodore told him to open a door?

I cant Theodore.

A man named Theodore

A man named Theodore works in a hospital and scans people for broken bones. Despite being the only person at the hospital who does this, he has never scanned anyone under the age of 18. He wonders why this is, and suddenly it hits him.

He's x-ray Ted.

What would Theodore Roosevelt be called if he was a professional bodybuilder?

Teddy Swolevelt.

Yes, I know it's awful, Just had to get it out of my head.

What do you get if you crossbreed a US president with a Jewish stereotype?

Theodore Nosevelt


Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the theodore amy jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working theodore adams piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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