The Best 36 Theo Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Theo jokes. There are some theo avogadro jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these theo zach puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Theo Jokes and Puns

Theory vs Reality

Little Billy had a homework assignment to compare theory and reality. The boy asked his father what the difference was between theory and reality. His father told him, 'Go ask your mother if she would have sex with the mailman for a million dollars.' The boy asks his mother and she says she would. Billy tells his father she would have sex with the mailman for million dollars.

The father then tells the boy, 'Now go as your sister if she would have sex with the mailman for a million dollars.' The boy asks his sister and she to says she would have sex with the mailman.

Little Billy goes and tells his father both his mom and his sister would have sex with the mailman and his father says, "Well son, in theory we're multimillionaires, but in reality we live with a couple of whores.

In Theory...

In theory, theory and practice are the same.
In practice, they never are.

I have a theory that consuming little bits of peanut butter encased in colored candy shells provokes silly rhymes.

I call it my Reeces Pieces Thesis.





I'll see myself out.

Theo joke, I have a theory that consuming little bits of peanut butter encased in colored candy shells provokes

How many theoretical physicists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to hold the bulb and one to rotate the universe.

I have a new theory about the most effective way to sabotage condoms...

... but you'll probably just poke holes.

40 Theoretical physicists walk into a bar

Or did they?

Schroedinger's theory of attraction

1. Be attractive
2. Don't be attractive

Theo joke, Schroedinger's theory of attraction

There's two theories to arguing with a woman..

Neither one works.

I have a theory on scoliosis

It's just a hunch though

Why did Theon Greyjoy become Reek as Ramsay Bolton's hostage?

He was suffering from Starkhome syndrome

Theory vs practice

Theory is when you think you know something but it doesn't work. 
Practice is when something works but you don't know why. 
Usually we combine theory and practice: nothing works and we don't know why.

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What do you call a T-Rex named Theo?

Theosaurus :)

Why are theoretical physicists bad at sex?

Because when they find the right position, they can't find the momentum, and when they have the momentum, they can't find the position.

I believe the theological philosopher Thomas Aquinas was rather overweight......

I guess this makes him an early deep fat friar

I have a new theory on inertia

But it is not gaining any momentum.

Theoretically a goat can get impregnated by a moth.

Scientists have never attempted the experiment however, as they don't want to create more goth kids.

In theory, theory is the same as practice.

But in practice it isn't.

What does a theoritcal physicist and an alcoholic have in common?

They wake up and immediately search for the proof.

What would Theodore Roosevelt be called if he was a professional bodybuilder?

Teddy Swolevelt.

Yes, I know it's awful, Just had to get it out of my head.

I have a theory about the Hawaiian nuclear alarm

Someone was hungry and pressed launch.

During a routine checkup a patient asks their doctor if diarrhea is hereditary.

Theo doctor responds, absolutely, sometimes it runs in the jeans!

A lot of people believe Walt Disney is cryogenically frozen in the basement of CalArts.

# I personally love this conspiracy theory because it's a wonderful example of suspended animation.

Credit to the greatest animation professor of all time, Mr. Theo Artz of Drexel University.

There's a theory going around that some words don't contain consonants.

It's a myth.

There's a theory going around that every word contains a vowel.


Is Theology the study of people named Theo?

That's actually the whole thing sorry.

Dad joke but it's mine.

The theoretical physicist had trouble getting a job...

... They could apply their knowledge.

I think I have a theory on why we fap when it's cold

When there's no heat to beat,

You just beat the meat.

There's a theory that people don't see the exact same colors

Does that mean
*color is a pigment of you imagination*


Theoretically and practically

"Dad, dad - what's the difference between theoretically and practically?"

"Son, go ask your mother and your sister whether they'd sleep with our neighbor for 1 million dollars."

A few minutes later.

"So, what did they say?"

"Both said they'd sleep with him for 1 million dollars!"

"See, son - theoretically we could have 2 million dollars, practically we're living with two whores."

[GoT] What was Theon Greyjoy's nickname, growing up in Winterfell?


how many marijuana doritos does it take to screw in a legalized lightbulb?

3. 1 to screw in the light bultb. 1 to smok the weed. and 1 to eat all theo CHEEHOTS

Theoretical diploma

They asked me if i had a degree in theoretical physics , i said i had a theoretical degree in in physics.

I have a theory that if something works optimally, it HAS to be inside a fish.

Everything that's outside a fish wouldn't work the way it should, because it's inafishn't.

What do you say to a theologian graduate with a good GPA?

"Oh, high marks! How's your sects life?"

A theological one for the computer scientists

After the animals exited the ark, the Lord came to the animals and the Lord spoke "Go forth and multiply".

The snakes came to him and said "Oh Lord, we cannot fulfil the commandment, for we are adders"

Thus spoke the Lord "Go and cut down the trees, and out of the trees you shall fashion furniture. For adders can multiply with the aid of log tables"

I have this theory about my sex life lately

Actually, it's more of a hypothesis since I have no physical evidence to suggest it even exists.

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