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39 theo jokes and hilarious theo puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about theo that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Unlock the best of the humor of popular stand-up comedian and writer Theo Von. Enjoy a collection of his funniest jokes, stories, and oneliners that will have you laughing. Experience the jokes that have made Theo a fan favorite, with his friends Alex, Steph, and Andre joining the fun.

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Popular Theo Short Jokes

Short theo jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The theo humour may include short diagnosis jokes also.

  1. Is Theology the study of people named Theo? That's actually the whole thing sorry.
    Dad joke but it's mine.
  2. During a routine checkup a patient asks their doctor if diarrhea is hereditary. Theo doctor responds, absolutely, sometimes it runs in the jeans!
  3. how many m**... doritos does it take to screw in a legalized lightbulb? 3. 1 to screw in the light bultb. 1 to smok the w**.... and 1 to eat all theo CHEEHOTS

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Theo One Liners

Which theo one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with theo? I can suggest the ones about genetically and .

  1. What do you call a T-Rex named Theo? Theosaurus :)
  2. Hi Theodore, how you doin this morning? Hi, I actually prefer Teddy.
    Ok there Theo.
  3. Van Gogh's best friend was his brother Theo He would often lend him an ear.

Theo joke, Van Gogh's best friend was his brother Theo

Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about theo can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of theo puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

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What funny jokes about theo you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make theo prank.

Theory vs Reality

Little Billy had a homework assignment to compare theory and reality. The boy asked his father what the difference was between theory and reality. His father told him, 'Go ask your mother if she would have s**... with the mailman for a million dollars.' The boy asks his mother and she says she would. Billy tells his father she would have s**... with the mailman for million dollars.
The father then tells the boy, 'Now go as your sister if she would have s**... with the mailman for a million dollars.' The boy asks his sister and she to says she would have s**... with the mailman.
Little Billy goes and tells his father both his mom and his sister would have s**... with the mailman and his father says, "Well son, in theory we're multimillionaires, but in reality we live with a couple of w**....

In Theory...

In theory, theory and practice are the same.
In practice, they never are.

I have a theory that consuming little bits of peanut butter encased in colored candy shells provokes silly rhymes.

I call it my Reeces Pieces Thesis.
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I'll see myself out.

How many theoretical physicists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to hold the bulb and one to rotate the universe.

I have a new theory about the most effective way to sabotage condoms...

... but you'll probably just poke holes.

40 Theoretical physicists walk into a bar

Or did they?

Schroedinger's theory of attraction

1. Be attractive
2. Don't be attractive

There's two theories to arguing with a woman..

Neither one works.

I have a theory on scoliosis

It's just a hunch though

Why did Theon Greyjoy become Reek as Ramsay Bolton's hostage?

He was suffering from Starkhome syndrome

Theory vs practice

Theory is when you think you know something but it doesn't work. 
Practice is when something works but you don't know why. 
Usually we combine theory and practice: nothing works and we don't know why.

Why are theoretical physicists bad at s**...?

Because when they find the right position, they can't find the momentum, and when they have the momentum, they can't find the position.

I believe the theological philosopher Thomas Aquinas was rather overweight......

I guess this makes him an early deep fat friar

I have a new theory on inertia

But it is not gaining any momentum.

Theoretically a goat can get impregnated by a moth.

Scientists have never attempted the experiment however, as they don't want to create more goth kids.

In theory, theory is the same as practice.

But in practice it isn't.

What would Theodore Roosevelt be called if he was a professional bodybuilder?

Teddy Swolevelt.
Yes, I know it's awful, Just had to get it out of my head.

I have a theory about the Hawaiian nuclear alarm

Someone was hungry and pressed launch.

A lot of people believe Walt Disney is cryogenically frozen in the basement of CalArts.

# I personally love this conspiracy theory because it's a wonderful example of suspended animation.
Credit to the greatest animation professor of all time, Mr. Theo Artz of Drexel University.

There's a theory going around that some words don't contain consonants.

It's a myth.

There's a theory going around that every word contains a vowel.

Pfft!

The theoretical physicist had trouble getting a job...

... They could apply their knowledge.

I think I have a theory on why we fap when it's cold

When there's no heat to beat,
You just beat the meat.

There's a theory that people don't see the exact same colors

Does that mean
*color is a pigment of you imagination*
huehuehuehue

Theoretically and practically

"Dad, dad - what's the difference between theoretically and practically?"
"Son, go ask your mother and your sister whether they'd sleep with our neighbor for 1 million dollars."
A few minutes later.
"So, what did they say?"
"Both said they'd sleep with him for 1 million dollars!"
"See, son - theoretically we could have 2 million dollars, practically we're living with two w**...."

[GoT] What was Theon Greyjoy's nickname, growing up in Winterfell?

Squid-Ward

Theoretical diploma

They asked me if i had a degree in theoretical physics , i said i had a theoretical degree in in physics.

I have a theory that if something works optimally, it HAS to be inside a fish.

Everything that's outside a fish wouldn't work the way it should, because it's inafishn't.

What do you say to a theologian graduate with a good GPA?

"Oh, high marks! How's your sects life?"

A theological one for the computer scientists

After the animals exited the ark, the Lord came to the animals and the Lord spoke "Go forth and multiply".
The snakes came to him and said "Oh Lord, we cannot fulfil the commandment, for we are adders"
Thus spoke the Lord "Go and cut down the trees, and out of the trees you shall fashion furniture. For adders can multiply with the aid of log tables"

I have this theory about my s**... life lately

Actually, it's more of a hypothesis since I have no physical evidence to suggest it even exists.

Was Einstein's theory good?

Relatively

I have a theory as to why the Cybertruck is taking so long to get in production:

They are experiencing an Elon-gated Delay!

According to theology, if you commit 90 sins, you'll only get caught half the time.

Because ….sin90 = cot45

jokes about theo

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