Themed Jokes
114 themed jokes and hilarious themed puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about themed that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Themed Short Jokes
Short themed jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The themed humour may include short topic jokes also.
- I thought my girlfriend was joking when she said she wanted a Monkees-themed wedding. Then I saw her face.
- My gay friend's had an 80's themes costume party. I came dressed up as AIDS. Nobody really knew what I was at the start of the party, but by the end, everybody got it.
- My daughter wanted a Cinderella themed birthday party, So I made her and all her friends clean the house.
- I think the Rainforest Cafe takes the whole rainforest theme too far. This one time I was sitting there eating my chicken tenders and they bulldozed 40% of the restaurant.
- Fun Fact: The Mortal Kombat theme was actually inspired by an old european song of praise. It was a Finnish hymn.
- My husband told me I could choose the name he'd paint on the back of his new boat with the condition it be nautical themed. So I named it... For sail.
- Did you hear about the pirate themed phone Apple have been designing? They're gonna call it the ayePhone
- The Mortal Kombat theme song Was adapted from an old Scandinavian church song.
It's a Finnish Hymn. - Ukraine has announced plans to open Chernobyl as a theme park.
They say It's just like Disneyland. Except the 6-foot mouse is real... - The BBC are setting up a theme park and asked the public what BBC show concept they would most like to ride. The number one survey response was simply... "Benedict Cumberbatch."
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Themed One Liners
Which themed one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with themed? I can suggest the ones about topics for and decorated.
- What do you call a Star Wars themed all you can eat restaurant? Bo-buffet
- We're having a jamaican themed hair day at work this Friday I'm dreading it already
- I'm going to open an ISIS themed cafe called Allahu Snackbar - our food is the bomb.
- When I was young, I grew up in a theme park.. The theme of the park was trailer.
- Why are Titanic themed parties so awkward? They lack good icebreakers!
- Did you hear about that new heavy metal themed sandwich shop? It's called Pantera Bread
- I'm really looking forward to the world Cup themed McDonald's burger. The qatar pounder
- I want to start a all brass quartet with a lumber theme. I'll call it the tuba four.
- Having a Jamaican hairstyle theme at work tommorow. Im dreading it.
- I threw a camouflage themed party last week. No one showed up.
- I want to open an Aerosmith-themed mexican restaurant ...and call it 'Guac This Way'
- What do you call a Monty Python-themed nightclub? The CopaCaerbannog
- I want to open a Roman themed STD clinic I'll call it Veni VD Vici
- What's a blind person's least favorite theme park? Seaworld
- What do you call it when a story has a recurring train theme? A Loco Motif
Themed Restaurant Jokes
Here is a list of funny themed restaurant jokes and even better themed restaurant puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- The owners of a 'Happy Days' themed restaurant are being investigated for fraud for paying existing investors with new investors money. Experts are referring to it as the world first Fonzie Scheme.
- I would not recommend eating at the new Star Wars themed restaurant... The burgers are chewy
- I'm opening a Tom Petty themed Japanese Restaurant It'll be called, Udon, know how it feels
- I went to a Mary Poppins themed restaurant last night. Super cauliflower cheese, but the lobster was atrocious!
- An Australian person went to a chess themed restaurant. After finishing his meal, he asked the server, could I get my check mate?
- So I am opening an Italian style restaurant. Every item on the menu is going to be medication themed.
I am gonna call it.... Big Parma. - I was going to make a Tom Cruise themed restaurant but decided against it. It would be risky business
- My uncle opened a clown themed restaurant. It didn't do very well though, customers kept saying the food tasted funny.
- I went to a Mary Poppins themed restaurant yesterday.... Super cauliflower cheese, lobster was atrocious.
- Did you hear about the Catholic Sister who opened a Breaking Bad themed Asian restaurant? She is the Nun who Woks.
Christmas Themed Jokes
Here is a list of funny christmas themed jokes and even better christmas themed puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- This year, my family and I are having a 'Brexit-themed' Christmas dinner... It's the same as a regular Christmas dinner, but without the Brussels.
- Why does the man decorate his house Christmas themed for Halloween? To scare people who are claustrophobic
- What do you call it when a person sees a Christmas-themed commercial and then goes on a rant about the over-commercialization of the holiday? An Ad Vent!
Cheeky Themed Jokes that Will Make You and Your Friends Chuckle
What funny jokes about themed you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean hosted jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make themed pranks.
Game of Thrones Themed: "Knock knock. Who's there? Arya"
"Knock knock. Who's there? Arya"
"Arya who?"
"Arya gonna let me in? Winter is comin'!"
I'm a new dad ...I think this whole dad joke thing is inevitable.
I'm thinking of starting a Death-Metal themed take-away joint that caters to Pirates.
I'm gonna call it "Pizzas of Hate".
{Need joke help} Valentines/BBQ puns
Sorry if this is the wrong place to post!
I got my SO some fancy BBQ sauces for valentines day and want to replace the labels with funny or valentine's themed names. Id love it if you could help me think of some!
Do you guys have any clean ish Super Hero jokes?
I'm going to be an Emcee at a superhero themed event and some jokes would be great. The s**... assault superman one just won't fly. Many people there aren't really into super heros but some (very few) are.
My favorite so far is...
If Iron Man and Silver Surfer teamed up....they would be alloys.
I'm thinking about opening a sports themed s**... club.
Gonna call it The Press Box.
So, I ran into my old Geography Teacher the other day...
and he invited me to his birthday party.
"It's a Geography themed fancy dress party." he said with a grin.
"How's that going to work?" I asked.
"Well, for instance, I'm going as a large Island off the coast of Italy."
"Don't be sicily" I replied...
I discovered a Star Wars themed s**... technique...
I call it the Hands Solo
So I made a Guardians of the Galaxy themed soft drink.
I call it Groot beer.
A series of Goosebumps themed German beer mugs:
R.L. Steins.
I'm really looking forward to Halloween this year. I'm doing a SAW themed party for my kids and their friends.
It begins with twelve children locked in the basement and I've hidden the Wi-Fi password inside the stomach of one of them.
My uncle was arrested for remodeling a kitchen to be monetary themed.
They charged him with counter fitting.
I went to a camouflage themed party the other day...
but I didn't see anybody there.
Home Alone Joke
When I was a kid I was obsessed with the Home Alone movie. My parents decided to throw me a home alone themed birthday. Which was a really easy to pull off since all they had to do was leave...
I went to a Star Wars themed bar yesterday
They served everything in solo cups
I'm opening a tennis themed bar...
I'm calling it "First Come, First Served"
For Halloween, my neighbor put up a Wolverine themed scarecrow. And it's terrifying my daughter.
I guess she is claw-straw-phobic...
If I ever get a pet rabbit, I should put it in a food themed Halloween costume.
I'll call it a Hot Dog Bun.
TIL That in 2014 Netflix announced they wouldn't be pursuing science-fiction themed original content.
But Stranger Things have happened.
My friend had a Mario themed wedding.
He had a Sonic themed divorce a year later. It was over really fast and he lost all his rings.
Credit to Max Scoville
My girlfriend and I went to an 80s themed party. She didn't want me to go as a pop star but I wasn't having it...
I was adamant
Me and the wife went to an 80's themed fancy dress party last week. She didn't want me to go as a pop star...
...but i was adamant
A punk rock themed breast cancer center just opened up
It's called Thnks fr th mammaries.
Mr. Potato Head just recently released a Donald Trump themed version of the classic toy.
They call it The Little d**...-tater.
Did you hear about the episode concept for Doctor Who where The Doctor accidentally falls into a food themed alternative dimension?
He was attacked by The Garlics
They Should Make A Star Wars Themed Cooking Competition.
They could call it Stir Wars.
My friend's throwing a fancy dress party themed around period attire...
I'm going dressed as a t**...
I am throwing an African themed party tonight...
... there is no food and drinks are 12 miles away.
I just started a pirate themed band with my friends, but we're having trouble writing songs for it
All we seem to be able to write are the hooks
They're building a Flinstones themed pub in Abu Dhabi...
The Abu Dhabi Yabba Dabba Doo Bar
The Bank just rejected my loan request to start a magnet themed attraction park.
They were repelled by the concept.
Saw a gentleman with a Christmas walking stick
Saw a gentleman with a Christmas themed walking stick, covered in tinsel and alot of tree lights, I complimented the man on the festiveness of the stick.
He turned and said "Yes well usually I have difficulty with my stick being a bit too heavy but this is the only time of the year it's light"..
I need your hilarious minds.
Help me come up with a funny thing to dress up as for a party that's themed be my date on this date . AKA, dress up as a day of the year or holiday. Fave idea so far is going as a box for boxing day.
What do you call a Star Wars themed all men's acapella group?
The Treble Bass
I once went to a Narnia themed s**... club...
It was called 'Asslan'
The other day I bought a Harry Potter themed device that puts the feathers on the backs of my arrows, but it's made out of p**......
It's muh dungus fletcher.
Have you heard of the new republican themed c**... that is taking off?
It's extremely thin skinned and very sensitive
I'm going to cash in on the success of Avengers: Infinity War by opening a comics themed sandwich shop.
It'll be called *Soup or Hero*
Beyonce held an exclusive, no pants themed, female-only party at her mansion last night!
It was the who's who of hoo-hoos.
Have you heard about the Mother and Son themed Kama Sutra?
It's called "Oediple Arrangements."
I heard Dave Grohl is making a new misogynistic otaku themed band
They're called the Wai-Foo Fighters
Don't send our invitations to a viking themed wedding until the date is set in stone
Or they'll be runed
What do you call a person doing equine themed b**...?
Horseplay.
A group of lads go out for a night and then go to a cowboy themed bar.
When they go in they see that the bar has installed a spinning bull. They all have a go and the bull spins them around and they all fall off within 30 seconds.Up steps p**... and he jumps on the bull and he stays on for 10 minutes before falling off . The rest of the lads ask how he managed to stay on for so long and he replies
"my wifes epileptic"
Just got kicked out of a Greek themed costume party
apparently coming dressed as an ancient Greek olympian 'wasn't appropriate'
My daughter asked for a Cinderella themed birthday party...
So I made her and friends mop the floor and do the dishes.
I started a new construction themed drinking establishment called the CrowBar
Surprisingly difficult to open
I got my wife a nice collection of themed gifts for our anniversary
I just need to figure out how to present them
Someone should make a breakfast themed parody of Eminem's movie
It would be called "Oat-Mile"
Have you heard about that new themed cooking show, with Starcraft's Tychus?
Its about Thyme.
I went to a Abba themed bar last night
The toilet was like a maze
What a loo couldn't escape if I wanted to
What is Marvel's new, SPIDER-MAN themed trophy?
A box of uncle Ben's rice with a bullet inside.
I went to an ocean themed party
It was a whale of a time.
What do you call a Black Panther themed c**...?
A Wacondom.
What do you call a group of western bars themed around urns into which you spit that are decorated with picture of Inklings?
A Splatoon spittoon saloon platoon
Did you hear about that kid that got overwhelmed and burst into tears when his parents threw him a huge Thor themed 6th birthday party?
He wanted something a little more Loki.
My sister wanted a Cinderella themed party,
So I invited all her friends and made them clean my house.
The original actor who played Captain Kirk tried to start a Star Trek themed line of women's l**....
But no one would invest in Shatner p**....
(An oldie, but deserved a fresh posting)
What did the Greek philosopher name his religious themed screen printing shop in France.
Sacre' T's
I am thinking about opening a dungeons and dragons themed vacation rental...
I'm going to call it Air D&D
I bought a clown themed toilet
For s**... and giggles
I'm having an Avengers themed party this weekend, but due to COVID-19 restrictions...
...it's going to be a Loki affair.
Last October, I was walking through the cemetery.
I came across a trash can where someone had thrown out their Kraft Halloween monster themed mac and cheese...
It was the mac.
It was the monster mac.
the monster mac
was in the graveyard trash.
Thanks mom for this more obscure one
My friend wanted an astronaut themed party
Didn't really work out since he didn't planet
I want to open a Star Wars themed cafe that caters to people who are obsessed with bubble tea.
I am going to call it Boba f**....
