Theme Park Jokes
25 theme park jokes and hilarious theme park puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about theme park that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Theme Park Short Jokes
Short theme park jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The theme park humour may include short amusement park jokes also.
- Ukraine has announced plans to open Chernobyl as a theme park.
They say It's just like Disneyland. Except the 6-foot mouse is real... - The BBC are setting up a theme park and asked the public what BBC show concept they would most like to ride. The number one survey response was simply... "Benedict Cumberbatch."
- I went to a theme park today, but I honestly thought it was a waste of money. If I wanted to wait ages for a quick thrill, I'd go home to my wife.
- Today's joke... I tried to open a haunted theme park in Columbia...
I would have gotten away with it too, if it wasn't for those Medellín kids. - Ukraine is opening a theme park in Chernobyl. It's like Disneyland, except the 2 metre mouse is real.
- The Bank just rejected my loan request to start a magnet themed attraction park. They were repelled by the concept.
- Sea World announced they're not going to breed Orcas in captivity anymore... So now the only whales you'll see in a theme park are the American women
- A depressed woman was found dead at a strangely suspicious theme park... Many said she was murdered, but I know better. It was a pseudo-slide.
- I'm in the development stages of my new theme park, Kony Island. It's identical to Coney Island, but you need to be 48 inches or under to enter.
- Have you heard of the Wet N' Wild theme park? Pretty sure it'd be a more fitting name for a brothel
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Theme Park One Liners
Which theme park one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with theme park? I can suggest the ones about water park and national park.
- When I was young, I grew up in a theme park.. The theme of the park was trailer.
- What's a blind person's least favorite theme park? Seaworld
- What's the best ride at a religious theme park? The priest.
- Did you hear about the new philosophy theme park? I'm really excited for the log Hume!
- Alton towers The only theme park where you can get either a single or return ticket
Humorous Theme Park Jokes to Bring Fun and Laughter to Your Life
What funny jokes about theme park you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean parks jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make theme park pranks.
So a man is walking a penguin down the street...
So a man is walking a penguin down the street on a lead. A policeman sees him and stops the man.
The policeman says, "what are you doing?! Take that penguin to the zoo!"
A week later, the policeman sees the man with the penguin again.
He says, "hey, I thought I told you to take that penguin to the zoo!"
The man replies: "I did! He loved it! We're going to the theme park tomorrow!"
Was driving through downtown Pigeon Forge and dropped this one…
So Pigeon Forge, Tennessee (US), is a HUGE tourist trap. We're talking zip lines, roller coasters, Ripley's Believe it or Not museum, Ferris wheels, life sized King Kong, etc.
Anywhoo, I was driving the family through this insanity when my wife pointed out a building to the kids and said look at that one with all the giraffes on top! I wonder what that is! Without missing a beat I said, Welcome, to Giraffic Park! And hummed the theme song while navigating through a left hand turn. I was proud and laughed out loud at my own joke. My 7 year old loved it.
I went to the theme park the other day; they were giving out free c**...!
The lines were ridiculous.
3 men went to a theme park
and walked up to a ride that said "magic slide". The 1st man read the sign and went down the slide yelling "gold!" Landed in a pit of gold. 2nd man read the sign, went down the slide yelling "silver!" Landed in a p**... of silver. The 3rd man didn't bother reading the sign and just went down the slide yelling "wee!" Landed in a p**... of wee.
Martin Scorsese, the greatest living director, made the news for his comments about Marvel movies.
He said they’re not real cinema and they remind him of theme parks. I agree, although I don’t know what he’s doing hanging around theme parks. He’s not big enough to go on the rides.
What do you call a theme park where people go to have selfies with chickens?
Pout-ry farm..