Theme Park Jokes

These are 20 theme park jokes and hilarious theme park puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about theme park that are good jokes for kids and friends.

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These are our top theme park puns. Have fun with a good theme park joke in English with simple theme park humour.

  1. Ukraine has announced plans to open Chernobyl as a theme park.

    They say It's just like Disneyland. Except the 6-foot mouse is real...
  2. The BBC are setting up a theme park and asked the public what BBC show concept they would most like to ride. The number one survey response was simply... "Benedict Cumberbatch."
  3. I went to a theme park today, but I honestly thought it was a waste of money. If I wanted to wait ages for a quick thrill, I'd go home to my wife.
  4. Today's joke... I tried to open a haunted theme park in Columbia...
    I would have gotten away with it too, if it wasn't for those Medellín kids.
  5. Ukraine is opening a theme park in Chernobyl. It's like Disneyland, except the 2 metre mouse is real.
  6. The Bank just rejected my loan request to start a magnet themed attraction park. They were repelled by the concept.
  7. Sea World announced they're not going to breed Orcas in captivity anymore... So now the only whales you'll see in a theme park are the American women
  8. A depressed woman was found dead at a strangely suspicious theme park... Many said she was murdered, but I know better. It was a pseudo-slide.
  9. I'm in the development stages of my new theme park, Kony Island. It's identical to Coney Island, but you need to be 48 inches or under to enter.
  10. Have you heard of the Wet N' Wild theme park? Pretty sure it'd be a more fitting name for a brothel

Make fun with this list of one liners, gags and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor found in these theme park jokes can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of theme park puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, these jokes offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

Theme Park One Liners

Which theme park dad jokes are funny enough to crack down and make fun with theme park?

  1. When I was young, I grew up in a theme park.. The theme of the park was trailer.
  2. What's a blind person's least favorite theme park? Seaworld
  3. What's the best ride at a religious theme park? The priest.
  4. Did you hear about the new philosophy theme park? I'm really excited for the log Hume!
  5. Alton towers The only theme park where you can get either a single or return ticket

Humorous Theme Park Jokes to Bring Fun and Laughter to Your Life

What funny jokes about theme park to tell and make people laugh ? Check out these list of good jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make theme park prank.

So a man is walking a penguin down the street...

So a man is walking a penguin down the street on a lead. A policeman sees him and stops the man.
The policeman says, "what are you doing?! Take that penguin to the zoo!"
A week later, the policeman sees the man with the penguin again.
He says, "hey, I thought I told you to take that penguin to the zoo!"
The man replies: "I did! He loved it! We're going to the theme park tomorrow!"

Was driving through downtown Pigeon Forge and dropped this one…

So Pigeon Forge, Tennessee (US), is a HUGE tourist trap. We're talking zip lines, roller coasters, Ripley's Believe it or Not museum, Ferris wheels, life sized King Kong, etc.
Anywhoo, I was driving the family through this insanity when my wife pointed out a building to the kids and said look at that one with all the giraffes on top! I wonder what that is! Without missing a beat I said, Welcome, to Giraffic Park! And hummed the theme song while navigating through a left hand turn. I was proud and laughed out loud at my own joke. My 7 year old loved it.

I went to the theme park the other day; they were giving out free c**...!

The lines were ridiculous.

3 men went to a theme park

and walked up to a ride that said "magic slide". The 1st man read the sign and went down the slide yelling "gold!" Landed in a pit of gold. 2nd man read the sign, went down the slide yelling "silver!" Landed in a p**... of silver. The 3rd man didn't bother reading the sign and just went down the slide yelling "wee!" Landed in a p**... of wee.

Martin Scorsese, the greatest living director, made the news for his comments about Marvel movies.

He said they’re not real cinema and they remind him of theme parks. I agree, although I don’t know what he’s doing hanging around theme parks. He’s not big enough to go on the rides.

What do you call a theme park where people go to have selfies with chickens?

Pout-ry farm..

Jokes are a form of humor that often involves clever wordplay, puns or unexpected twists in a story. These are usually short narratives or anecdotes crafted with the intent of amusing its audience by ending in an unexpected or humorous punchline. Jokes are a universal form of entertainment that people of all ages like kids and toddlers can enjoy. They can be verbal, as in a play on words, or narrative, often involving a set-up and a punchline. JokoJokes has it all! Jokes in Spanish are also found. Teens are often joking with 4 year olds and 6 year olds. Found out more in our Jokes FAQ section

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The impact of these theme park jokes can be both social and psychological. They can help to ease tensions, create bonds between people, and even improve overall mental health. The success of a joke often relies on the delivery, timing, and audience. Jokes can be used in various settings, from social gatherings to professional presentations, and are often employed to lighten the mood or enhance a story.