The Best 6 Theives Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Theives jokes. There are some theives perimeter jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these theives agnostics puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Theives Jokes and Puns

Breaking News: A movie theatre has just been robbed of over two thousand dollars

The theives took a large soda and two bags of popcorn

Two art theives were going about their business at an art museum.

One said to the other, "Grab the Monet and let's Gogh."

Did you hear about the two theives who stole a calendar?

They each got 6 months.

How do lumber theives offload their stolen goods?

They fence it.

Did you hear about the theives who stole the golden calendar?

They got 6 months each


Two theives stole a calender

They both got 6 months each

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the theives louvre jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working theives themself piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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