Theist Jokes

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Funniest Theist Short Jokes

Short theist jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The theist humour may include short atheism jokes also.

1. guys pray for my friend. He told me he only believed 12.5% of the bible... he said he's an eighth theist
2. How can you tell the difference between a theist and an atheist? Ask them to read GODISNOWHERE
3. An atheist walks into a bar that's full, and someone gets up and offers him a space. Why doesn't he take it? Because then he'd be a theist.
4. What's the difference between a theist extremist and an atheist extremist? One wants you to think like them, the other just wants you to think.
5. What's the difference between an atheist and a theist? A theist leaves a little space for Jesus.
6. Everyone on reddit...... "I only believe in 12.5% of the Bible. Because I am an eighth-theist."
7. One of my great-grandparents believed in God, but the other seven didn't Which makes me an eighth theist
8. There are two ways to be secular. You can either be atheist, or you can not be a theist.
9. I'm not a very good atheist More if bee-theist
10. Why are Canadians atheist? Because they are Eh-theists.

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Theist One Liners

Which theist one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with theist? I can suggest the ones about believer and nihilist.

1. I only believe in 12.5% of everything the Bible says. Which makes me an eighth theist.
2. I only believe in 12.5% of the Bible I'm an eighth theist
3. I only believe in a God 12.5% of the time Because I'm an eighth-theist
4. I only believe in 12.5% of the Bible. Because I am an eighth-theist.
5. Proof of God Every atheist becomes a theist if you give them a little space
6. I only believe 12.5% of the Bible I'm an 8th theist.
7. I only believe in 12.5% of the Bible I guess that makes me an eighth-theist
8. Do you know the difference between an atheist and a theist? The space bar.
9. What do you call a bible study with one priest and seven church goers? Eight theists
10. Here's a simple way of converting an atheist to a theist. Just give them a little space.
11. I'm a theist I would be atheist, but I left a space for God.
12. Today, I had two religious people for dinner. That makes me an "ate-theist".
13. If I believe in God 12.5% of the time Does that make me an eighth theist?
14. I am a theist God was not amused
15. Why are atheists so dumb? Because if they were smart, they'd be theists!

Uproarious Theist Jokes to Share with Friends

What funny jokes about theist you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean creationist jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make theist pranks.