Theist Jokes

Funniest Theist Short Jokes

Short theist jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The theist humour may include short atheism jokes also.

1. guys pray for my friend. He told me he only believed 12.5% of the bible... he said he's an eighth theist
2. How can you tell the difference between a theist and an atheist? Ask them to read GODISNOWHERE
3. An atheist walks into a bar that's full, and someone gets up and offers him a space. Why doesn't he take it? Because then he'd be a theist.
4. What's the difference between a theist extremist and an atheist extremist? One wants you to think like them, the other just wants you to think.
5. What's the difference between an atheist and a theist? A theist leaves a little space for Jesus.
6. One of my great-grandparents believed in God, but the other seven didn't Which makes me an eighth theist

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Theist One Liners

Which theist one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with theist? I can suggest the ones about believer and nihilist.

1. I only believe in 12.5% of everything the Bible says. Which makes me an eighth theist.
2. Proof of God Every atheist becomes a theist if you give them a little space
3. Do you know the difference between an atheist and a theist? The space bar.
4. What do you call a bible study with one priest and seven church goers? Eight theists
5. Here's a simple way of converting an atheist to a theist. Just give them a little space.
6. I'm a theist I would be atheist, but I left a space for God.
7. Today, I had two religious people for dinner. That makes me an "ate-theist".
8. I am a theist God was not amused
9. There are two ways to be secular. You can either be atheist, or you can not be a theist.
10. I'm not a very good atheist More if bee-theist
11. Why are Canadians atheist? Because they are Eh-theists.
12. So I went to catholic school... Turns out I am an "A" theist.
13. What do you call a lesbian who doesn't believe in gods? A gay-theist.

Uproarious Theist Jokes to Share with Friends

What funny jokes about theist you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean creationist jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make theist pranks.