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21 thee jokes and hilarious thee puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about thee that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Popular Thee Short Jokes

Short thee jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The thee humour may include short thou jokes also.

  1. Thought I'd let you all know I'm in the hospital. Thee doctors say I'll be fine but I must warn you, the Dyson Ball Cleaner has a very misleading name.
  2. A Yorkshireman takes his cat to the vets He says: I've come to talk wi' thee about me cat.
    The vet replies: is it a tom?
    The Yorkshireman says: no, I've brought him here wi' me.
  3. My pastor is worried I might be gay and has asked me to avoid temptation.. Get thee behind me, Satan.
  4. Shakespeare jokes Said hamlet of ophelia,
    I'll draw a sketch of thee,
    What kind of pencil shall I use?
    2B or not 2B?
    -Some of Spike Milligan's finest work
  5. Dear Santa I ask your help to cure my dyslexia by pledging my soul to thee, oh prince of darkness.
  6. Shall I compare thee to a summer's day? Because thou art hot and maketh me want to take off my clothes.
  7. A police officer gets thee years in prison for Just kidding, police officers never get a full sentence.
  8. Small Joke. What Do English Teachers Say When Students Are Late To Class?
    "Ask Not For Whom The Bell Tolls, As It Tolls For Thee!"

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Thee One Liners

Which thee one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with thee? I can suggest the ones about they them pronoun and thou shalt.

  1. Address to a Tumble Dryer — a poem Shall I compare thee to a summer's day?
  2. Oh math, how much do I loathe thee? A=(L×O)+T
  3. What did Thor say to Sleipnir? I say thee neigh!
  4. Have you heard thee one about the owl? It was a hoot
  5. Thee jews walk into a bar. I lied, it was a gas chamber.
  6. How do I love thee? Let me count the ways... Five.
  7. Shall I compare thee to a summer's day? You're hot and make me sweaty.
  8. Is god (a) homosexual, (b) black, or (c) tax evasionist? (d) all of thee above

Thee joke, Is god (a) homosexual, (b) black, or (c) tax evasionist?

Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about thee can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of thee puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

Silly & Ridiculous Thee Jokes to Spread Joy & Laughter

What funny jokes about thee you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean threes jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make thee prank.

A man is walking through the woods when he sees a bear charging at him.

He books it, but he knows he can't outrun a bear for long, so he starts praying: "Dear Lord, I beseech thee. Please, o Lord, please let this bear be a Christian!" The bear catches up to him, knocks him down on the ground, then gets on its knees and says: "Dear Lord, thank you for this food I am about to receive..."

Upon seeing a beautiful milkmaid, Thor appears before her in a flash of lightning...

Picking her up, he takes her to the hay loft where he proceeds to make ravenous love to her for thee days.
As the sun rose on the third day, he walked to the door and said "Woman! I must go. I have duties and I am Thor!"
To which she replied... "You're Thour? I'm not going to be able to thit down on that milking thtool for a week!"

Thee joke, A police officer gets thee years in prison for

Jokes are a form of humor that often involves clever wordplay, puns or unexpected twists in a story. These are usually short narratives or anecdotes crafted with the intent of amusing its audience by ending in an unexpected or humorous punchline. Jokes are a universal form of entertainment that people of all ages like adults, teens, kids and toddlers can enjoy. JokoJokes' FAQ section has answers to questions you may have!

The impact of these thee jokes can be both social and psychological. They can help to ease tensions, create bonds between people, and even improve overall mental health. The success of a joke often relies on the delivery, timing, and audience. Jokes can be used in various settings, from social gatherings to professional presentations, and are often employed to lighten the mood or enhance a story.