The Best 14 Thee Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Thee jokes. There are some thee hath jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these thee shalt puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Thee Jokes and Puns

A man is walking through the woods when he sees a bear charging at him.

He books it, but he knows he can't outrun a bear for long, so he starts praying: "Dear Lord, I beseech thee. Please, o Lord, please let this bear be a Christian!" The bear catches up to him, knocks him down on the ground, then gets on its knees and says: "Dear Lord, thank you for this food I am about to receive..."

Thought I'd let you all know I'm in the hospital.

Thee doctors say I'll be fine but I must warn you, the Dyson Ball Cleaner has a very misleading name.

Shakespeare jokes

Said Hamlet of ophelia,
I'll draw a sketch of thee,
What kind of pencil shall I use?
2B or not 2B?

-Some of Spike Milligan's finest work

Thee joke, Shakespeare jokes

Dear Santa

I ask your help to cure my dyslexia by pledging my soul to thee, oh prince of darkness.

Oh math, how much do I loathe thee?


What did Thor say to Sleipnir?

I say thee neigh!

Shall I compare thee to a summer's day?

Because thou art hot and maketh me want to take off my clothes.

Thee joke, Shall I compare thee to a summer's day?

Have you heard thee one about the owl?

It was a hoot

A police officer gets thee years in prison for

Just kidding, police officers never get a full sentence.

I had theesome last night

Two of the people didn't show up but I still managed to have have best time or my life

Small Joke.

What Do English Teachers Say When Students Are Late To Class?

"Ask Not For Whom The Bell Tolls, As It Tolls For Thee!"

You can explore thee nunnery reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean thee yonder dad jokes. There are also thee puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.

How do I love thee? Let me count the ways...


Shall I compare thee to a summer's day?

You're hot and make me sweaty.

Thee jews walk into a bar.

I lied, it was a gas chamber.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the thee loin jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working thee psalm piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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