Thee Jokes

Funniest Thee Short Jokes

Short thee jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The thee humour may include short thou jokes also.

1. Thought I'd let you all know I'm in the hospital. Thee doctors say I'll be fine but I must warn you, the Dyson Ball Cleaner has a very misleading name.
2. A Yorkshireman takes his cat to the vets He says: I've come to talk wi' thee about me cat.
   The vet replies: is it a tom?
   The Yorkshireman says: no, I've brought him here wi' me.
3. Shakespeare jokes Said hamlet of ophelia,
   I'll draw a sketch of thee,
   What kind of pencil shall I use?
   2B or not 2B?
   -Some of Spike Milligan's finest work
4. Shall I compare thee to a summer's day? Because thou art hot and maketh me want to take off my clothes.
5. A police officer gets thee years in prison for Just kidding, police officers never get a full sentence.
6. Small Joke. What Do English Teachers Say When Students Are Late To Class?
   "Ask Not For Whom The Bell Tolls, As It Tolls For Thee!"

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Thee One Liners

Which thee one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with thee? I can suggest the ones about they them pronoun and thou shalt.

1. Address to a Tumble Dryer — a poem Shall I compare thee to a summer's day?
2. Oh math, how much do I loathe thee? A=(L×O)+T
3. What did Thor say to Sleipnir? I say thee neigh!
4. How do I love thee? Let me count the ways... Five.
5. Is god (a) homosexual, (b) black, or (c) tax evasionist? (d) all of thee above

Silly & Ridiculous Thee Jokes to Spread Joy & Laughter

What funny jokes about thee you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean threes jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make thee pranks.