Thee Jokes
21 thee jokes and hilarious thee puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about thee that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Thee Short Jokes
Short thee jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The thee humour may include short thou jokes also.
- Thought I'd let you all know I'm in the hospital. Thee doctors say I'll be fine but I must warn you, the Dyson Ball Cleaner has a very misleading name.
- A Yorkshireman takes his cat to the vets He says: I've come to talk wi' thee about me cat.
The vet replies: is it a tom?
The Yorkshireman says: no, I've brought him here wi' me. - My pastor is worried I might be gay and has asked me to avoid temptation.. Get thee behind me, Satan.
- Shakespeare jokes Said hamlet of ophelia,
I'll draw a sketch of thee,
What kind of pencil shall I use?
2B or not 2B?
-Some of Spike Milligan's finest work - Dear Santa I ask your help to cure my dyslexia by pledging my soul to thee, oh prince of darkness.
- Shall I compare thee to a summer's day? Because thou art hot and maketh me want to take off my clothes.
- A police officer gets thee years in prison for Just kidding, police officers never get a full sentence.
- Small Joke. What Do English Teachers Say When Students Are Late To Class?
"Ask Not For Whom The Bell Tolls, As It Tolls For Thee!"
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Thee One Liners
Which thee one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with thee? I can suggest the ones about they them pronoun and thou shalt.
- Address to a Tumble Dryer — a poem Shall I compare thee to a summer's day?
- Oh math, how much do I loathe thee? A=(L×O)+T
- What did Thor say to Sleipnir? I say thee neigh!
- Have you heard thee one about the owl? It was a hoot
- Thee jews walk into a bar. I lied, it was a gas chamber.
- How do I love thee? Let me count the ways... Five.
- Shall I compare thee to a summer's day? You're hot and make me sweaty.
- Is god (a) homosexual, (b) black, or (c) tax evasionist? (d) all of thee above
Silly & Ridiculous Thee Jokes to Spread Joy & Laughter
What funny jokes about thee you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean threes jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make thee pranks.
A man is walking through the woods when he sees a bear charging at him.
He books it, but he knows he can't outrun a bear for long, so he starts praying: "Dear Lord, I beseech thee. Please, o Lord, please let this bear be a Christian!" The bear catches up to him, knocks him down on the ground, then gets on its knees and says: "Dear Lord, thank you for this food I am about to receive..."
Upon seeing a beautiful milkmaid, Thor appears before her in a flash of lightning...
Picking her up, he takes her to the hay loft where he proceeds to make ravenous love to her for thee days.
As the sun rose on the third day, he walked to the door and said "Woman! I must go. I have duties and I am Thor!"
To which she replied... "You're Thour? I'm not going to be able to thit down on that milking thtool for a week!"
