Theat Jokes
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Comical Theat Jokes to Spread Joy and Laughter
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Where do theatrical cats wear their gloves?
On their...
Dramatic Paws
In a theater
A man is stretched out on his back across four seats in a theater. The usher comes down and says, Mister, you will have to get out of those four seats. You are only entitled to one.
The man only grunts and does not move. The manager comes down and says to the man, Mister, you will have to get up. All you are entitled to is one seat. The man grunts and does not move.
Finally a policeman is called in. He walks down the aisle and says to the man who is still on the four seats, Get out of those seats!
The man grunts, and policeman says, Okay, wise guy, where are you from? The man moans and says, The balcony.
I went to the theatre today, the stage was covered in random phrases...
I guess it was a 'play on words'
I just saw a theater performance called "The Woodpecker and the Metal Pole"
The performance was impeccable!
Can't come in
A theatre manager was worried that his headlining act hadn't turned up yet. His assistant came up to him.
"Sir, you just received this letter from the headlining act"
The manager took the letter and read it.
"Dear sir, I am afraid I cannot come in for the show tonight as I have..."
The manager stopped reading and kept staring at the letter.
"I can't read his writing, is that an I or an O?"
The assistant looked at the letter.
"It's an I"
"Thank goodness, I thought he'd shot himself"
I once did a theater performance about writing puns....
It was a play on words
A theater owner has a smudge on his sign
He climbs the ladder to clean it, but he is afraid of heights and soils himself, causing his underwear to stick to him uncomfortably. He now has two problems:
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Marquee mark and the funky bunch
I'm so sorry
If my theater troupe and I perform on stage and use the dictionary as our script...
...is it a play on words?
What do you do if the theater group starts getting really annoying?
Break their legs
What did the theatre critic's ghost say?
Boo
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