The Best 7 The Math Lesson Jokes

Following is our collection of funny The Math Lesson jokes. There are some the math lesson theories jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these the math lesson home puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest The Math Lesson Jokes and Puns

A teacher was giving a math lesson...

...and she asked one of her students, "If you had two dollars, and you asked your father for another, how many dollars would you have?"

The student replied, "Two dollars."

"Not quite," the teach responded. "Sounds like you don't know your addition.

"No," the student said, "you just don't know my father."

Math in the real world

Basic Math is the subject I teach at a small community college in western North Carolina. I call one part of the curriculum Practical Applications for Living in the Real World. The day after I presented a lesson on simple and compound interest, one of my older students approached me in the hallway. "You really taught me a great deal about my life yesterday," he said. "I realized I've been struggling with a lack of interest, compounded daily, for thirty years."

Maths lesson

Jimmy comes home from school and his mum asks him what he's learned
today. "I learned that if I have three apples and Jenny gives me two more apples, I'll have five apples."

"That's right," says his mum. "So if you have four bananas and I give you three more, how many will you have?"

"Dunno. We haven't done bananas yet."

A math teacher went to school drunk...

He told the class that they were going to learn derivatives and then proceeded to pass out. He was removed from the school and fired immediately. The lesson?

Don't drink and derive

Today, In our first math lesson of 2017 our teacher wishes us a good year

"and did you know 2017 is a prime number?"

Please,... not already,....


I had to go talk to my math teacher since I missed the lesson on radicals

Glad I got everything squared away.

Why was the clown kicked out of the maths lesson?

Because he kept throwing his pi in other peoples faces!

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