Following is our collection of The Hippie jokes which are very funny. There are some the hippie hippies jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these the hippie leave puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
.. I'm like "Man, it's got 4 wheel drive... We can go anywhere you want!"
-Michael Palascak
None. Hippies only screw in tents.
So I was at a hippy music festival and after the show I met a few bands back stage. I saw a bassist sitting in the corner by himself so I sat next to him and asked.
"Hey man, my name is Mark. Whats your name, what you been up to?"
"Benjamin"
The world is ending by nuclear warfare and there are three men riding on a plane to a fallout shelter where they would be safe and ride out the devastation. The three men are: the president, the pope, and a young hippie.
Suddenly, as they are nearing their destination, the plane malfunctions and is going down quickly. The three passengers look at each other, then realize: there are only two parachutes.
The President hastily grabs a bag and before jumping out of the hatch says," I am God's gift to you all! I rule the United States! I am the leader this world will need! I am the SMARTEST man on this planet!"
Realizing they don't have much time the pope quickly says to the hippie, "My son, you have many more years to live than I, it would only be right for you to seize this opportunity and fulfill-"
The hippie begins laughing, startling the pope into silence, and says, "Don't worry Father, the smartest man on the planet just jumped out of the plane with my backpack on!"
They are still there.
Yours.
Pay for the pizza and close the door.
So he'd use natural logs!
Doesn't matter. All they're going to do is stand around and talk about changing it.
Hockey players shower after 3 periods
Because money doesn't grow on trees.
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Because he was wayyy far out man.
So blind people can hate hippies too.
They were too far out, man.
Both don't shower until after 3 periods.
The hockey player takes a shower after three periods.
he was tooooo faaaaaaar oouuuuutttt maaaaaannnn
So blind people can hate them to
Namaste
I think it's called Portland
Namaste
He counted 1 Mississippi, 2 Mississippi, 3 Mississippi, 4 Mississippi...
You would still eat the beans after a month in the woods
Fire.
He's still there.
Does anyone know? I'm having a party and my lava lamp is burned out.
He was too far-out.
Organic Vegetables.
Hippies don't screw in lightbulbs...they screw in dirty sleeping bags.
Cause it's far out, man
You don't peel the crust off the pizza before you eat it
Had the pleasure to meet a couple of hippies today, and they hooted at me for making fun of them. Apparently the politically correct term was 'conjoined twins'.
Namaste
Because scalars have no direction
(OC, as far as I know)
"Hey man, you're too far out!"
Because proper tea is theft.
He has one clean finger
One's stoned and one's baked.
Why didn't the lifeguard save the drowning hippie?
He was too far out.
They usually shower after three periods.
In the mainstream (I know it was terrible)
A Hippie was walking along the beach line when he kicked a bottle. Suddenly a genie burst forth and yelled,
"YOU HAVE FREED ME FROM MY 1000 YEAR PRISON, WHAT DO YOU DESIRE? I WILL GIVE YOU THREE WISHES!"
The Hippie looks at the genie and says, "Cool man. I want too be Uptight, Out of sight, and in the groove."
So the genie turns him into a tampon.
The hippie girl gets stoned before sex.
A shy, wry, bi guy in a fly tie and tie dye watching sci-fi on wifi.
Credits: my bud
He was too far out, man.
Mississippi
I thought to myself, this guy's pretty far out. I answered, "Yeh, man. I dig!"
That's how I got hoodwinked into joining his archaeological expedition.
Mississippi.
A shy, wry, bi guy in a fly tie watching sci-fi on wifi.
He was too far out
Cause he was too far out, man.
It was a high coup.
Hippies dont screw in lightbulbs, they screw in tents...
Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and, with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath. This made him a super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.
We'd lather not
Alpaca bowl
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