The Anaesthetist Jokes

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I just successfully pulled-off the 'key to comedy' joke around my surgery.

As I felt the anaesthetic starting to kick in I said, 'I have a joke'. 'Better be quick!' The anaesthetist said.
'Do you know what the key to comedy is?'
Then I smiled and passed out.

When I woke up a couple of hours later I asked the nurse to tell the anaesthetist my message: 'timing'.

I was a bit worried I just dreamed the first part but I checked with the doc and they said they got it all :)

Great success.

My father taught me the first rule of theatre

"Always leave them wanting more"

A great man. Terrible anaesthetist.

My dad always used to say "The first rule of theatre is to always leave them wanting more".

Good man, terrible anaesthetist.

My dad always said "The first rule of theatre is to always leave them wanting more.

Great bloke...


Terrible anaesthetist.

I used to do this impression where I was a blind anaesthetist;

stopped 'cause the audience wasn't feelin' it and I couldn't see the point.

I broke up with my girlfriend who works as an anaesthetist in our local hospital.

When I was with her I didn't feel anything.

A conversation between a psychologist and an anaesthetist was described as .....

..... mind numbing.

Anaesthetists are so boring

All they do is put people to sleep.

I used to date an anaesthetist...

She was a local girl.





[credit to seeing this on QI]

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