The Best 9 The Anaesthetist Jokes

Following is our collection of funniest The Anaesthetist jokes. There are some the anaesthetist theorists jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these the anaesthetist impression puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Funny The Anaesthetist Jokes and Puns

I just successfully pulled-off the 'key to comedy' joke around my surgery.

As I felt the anaesthetic starting to kick in I said, 'I have a joke'. 'Better be quick!' The anaesthetist said.
'Do you know what the key to comedy is?'
Then I smiled and passed out.

When I woke up a couple of hours later I asked the nurse to tell the anaesthetist my message: 'timing'.

I was a bit worried I just dreamed the first part but I checked with the doc and they said they got it all :)

Great success.

My father taught me the first rule of theatre

"Always leave them wanting more"

A great man. Terrible anaesthetist.

My dad always used to say "The first rule of theatre is to always leave them wanting more".

Good man, terrible anaesthetist.

I used to do this impression where I was a blind anaesthetist;

stopped 'cause the audience wasn't feelin' it and I couldn't see the point.

My Great Uncle always used to say "The first rule of theatre is to always leave them wanting more".

Great bloke...

Terrible anaesthetist...


I broke up with my girlfriend who works as an anaesthetist in our local hospital.

When I was with her I didn't feel anything.

Anaesthetists are so boring

All they do is put people to sleep.

A conversation between a psychologist and an anaesthetist was described as .....

..... mind numbing.

I used to date an anaesthetist...

She was a local girl.

[credit to seeing this on QI]

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the the anaesthetist broke jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working the anaesthetist terrible piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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