The Best 8 Thc Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Thc jokes. There are some thc advil jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these thc pothead puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Thc Jokes and Puns

Had to take a drug test at work today. They said they found Opiates. I told them it was probably the poppy seeds on my bagel.

But then they asked about the THC, meth amphetamines, cocaine, and hallucinogens. Told them it was an everything bagel.

What do you say when you want a THC drink at a dispensary?

Can I have a cannadis?

What do you call tonic water with THC in it?

Chronic water.

People always tell me I have too much THC in my system... and you know what?

That makes me cannabinoid.

I've started injecting THC into my beef

The steaks have never been higher


I took a drug test today...

I'm guessing I passed, I got a THC+.

Beef farmers in Washington are fighting to protect their cattle, whose water supply has been tainted with THC from the marijiana industry

The steaks have never been higher

THC, the intoxicating ingredient found in Marijuanna, was found in Colorado's water supply

A high water mark for drug legalization.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the thc lsd jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working thc advertisements piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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