thatcher Jokes

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Some topical jokes for the Brits:

Government cuts bite deep as former prime ministers slashed by 25%.

What's the difference between Margaret Thatcher and Jimmy Savile? Nothing: they're both dead and fucked miners.

Margaret Thatcher has died peacefully following a stroke at the age of 87. I for one am truly devastated about this... she went peacefully.

It has been announced that Thatcher's corpse will be thrown down one of the pits she closed and a public toilet built on top of it charging £5 a dump. Funds raised are expected to clear the national debt by Friday lunchtime.

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Margaret Thatcher has only been in hell for half a day...

...but she's already sorted out Satan's budget deficit, busted up the demons' union and made Hitler cry during a debate.

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Margaret Thatcher takes the cabinet out for dinner

Margaret Thatcher takes the cabinet out for dinner. The waiter comes along and asks her what she will be eating tonight.

Margaret replies, 'I'll have the steak.'

The waiter then asks, 'What about the vegetables?'

To which Margaret says, 'They'll have the same as me.'

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Gorbachev, Reagan, and Thatcher all meet God.

God says "I'll answer one question from each of you."

Reagan asks "How long will it be before the American people are happy, healthy, and living in prosperity?"

God replies "50 years."

Reagan starts to weep, and says "I won't live long enough to see it!"

Thatcher says "What about the British people? How long until they're all happy?"

God says "100 years."

Thatcher starts to weep as well, saying "I won't live long enough to see it!"

Gorbachev asks "What about the Soviet people?"

God starts to weep, and says "I won't live long enough to see it!"

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What do Margaret Thatcher and Kevin Spacey have in common?

They both fuck miners

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Margaret Thatcher died today...

Margaret Thatcher died today. She's only been in Hell for a few hours and she already busted the unions and closed down three furnaces.

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What do Margaret thatcher and Jimmy Saville have in common?

They both fuck miners

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When Thatcher ruled it was Thatcherism!

Does that mean we now have Mayhem?

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My toddler refused to get her PJs on because she was watching The Iron Lady, a biopic about Margaret Thatcher, along with our family.

I said, "Looks like we have a minor strike on our hands."

(A triple ententre for the win.)

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What has Margaret Thatcher and Jimmy Saville got in common?

They both fucked minors

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What do you call an old, dead, bloodsucking leech?

Margaret Thatcher

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Margaret Thatcher Said "If you want something said, ask a man; if you want something done, ask a woman." If you want nothing said or done..

Ask a cat.

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First Jimmy Saville, and now Margaret Thatcher...

It's been a good couple of months for miners.

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First Thatcher dies, then Ferguson retires...

Somewhere there is a scouser with a lamp and one wish left.

/english humour

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What do Jimmy Saville and Lady Thatcher have in common?

They both fucked miners in the 80s.

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So Thatcher is dead... Apparently they can't cremate her...

...this lady is not for Burning

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Do you know who Mick O'Sullivan is?

Paddy's friend, Joe, was taking a night course in adult education. "Who is Ronald Reagan?" he asked Paddy.
"I don't know," Paddy replied.
"He is the president of the United States," said Joe. "Now, do you know who Margaret Thatcher is?"
"No," said Paddy.
"She is the prime minister of Britain," said Joe. "You see, you should go to night school like I do."
"Now I have a question for you," said Paddy. "Do you know who Mick O'Sullivan is?"
"I don't," admitted Joe.
"Well," said Paddy, "he is the guy who is screwing your wife while you are at night school."

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What do Margaret Thatcher and Jimmy Saville have in common ?

They both shafted minors in the 1980's.

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The Ironic Prime Minister

Margaret Thatcher, The Iron Lady. Theresa May, The "Irony" Lady

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Why did the rancher send his hen after Margret Thatcher?

He wanted to see a chicken catch a Tory.

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When Dennis Thatcher had sex with Margaret Thatcher he called it pumping iron.

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Maggie Thatcher

Just heard they have cancelled the funeral. ATOS have declared Maggie fit for work!

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Margret Thatcher says "I'm going to screw every miner in Britain"

Jimmy Savile replies "I already did"

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Thatcher walks into a bar.

No she doesn't. (She's dead)

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I, for one, wholly support Hillary Clinton.

She genuinely seems like the Margret Thatcher of our time.

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What does Margaret Thatcher and jimi saville have in common?

They both went down on miners...

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I was deemed to hell the other day..

And i overheard Maggie Thatcher and Jimmy Saville arguing over who screwed the most minors.

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Why can't Margaret Thatcher play chess?

She's dead.

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What do Margaret Thatcher and Jimmy Saville have in common?

They both like shafting miners

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What do you call a sexual assault that takes place at a monument to Margaret Thatcher ?

Statue-Tory rape

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What's do Margaret Thatcher and Jimmy Saville have in common?

They both like shafting miners

credit to u/the_real_ben_shapiro

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What do Jimmy Saville and Margaret Thatcher have in common?

They both screwed the minors

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