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That Time Of The Month Jokes

26 that time of the month jokes and hilarious that time of the month puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about that time of the month that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Funniest That Time Of The Month Short Jokes

Short that time of the month jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The that time of the month humour may include short time of the month jokes also.

  1. 4th of July, The only time of the year Americans say the day and month in the correct order.
  2. Fourth of July, The only time of the year an American can say the day and month in the correct order.
  3. Did you hear about the guy who spent six months making a belt out of watches? He said it was a waist of time.
    (as told to me last night by my 10 year old).
  4. I asked my boss if I could have time off work because I was having a baby When I came back the boss asked So was it a boy or a girl?
    I said I don't know, I'll tell you in 9 months
  5. Why don't trucking companies like to hire women? Every time you give them a load, it takes them 9 months to deliver.
  6. This is an awfully hard time for me financially. Last month I was unable to pay the bills to my exorcist and as a consequence I have been repossessed.
  7. Seeing my ex for the first time in months left me with just one thought... I wish the neighbour's dog would stop digging up my garden…
  8. What did one lesbian vampire say to the other lesbian vampire? See you the same time next month.
  9. I'm just okay during Pride Month. But just wait until sloth Month. Or Gluttony Month. That's my time to shine.
  10. My overweight uncle spend months making a belt out of used pocket watches. When he finished it, he realized it was a huge waist of time.

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That Time Of The Month One Liners

Which that time of the month one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with that time of the month? I can suggest the ones about menstrual period and menstruation period.

  1. I love eBay! Sold my homing pigeon 4 times this month.
  2. What did the two lesbian vampire say to each other? Same time next month?
  3. What did one lesbian vampire say to another? Same time next month?
  4. what did the lesbian vampire say to her girlfriend? "same time next month?"
  5. I love E-bay.... I sold my homing pigeon 8 times last month.
  6. Son you should never joke about a woman's time of the month period
  7. What's the best time of this month for vampires? It depends on the girl
  8. What did one lesbian vampire said to another lesbian vampire? Same time next month
  9. Why was Adele's phone bill $500 this month? She must have called a 1,000 times
  10. Vampire love What did the lesbian vampire say to the other?
    So, same time next month?
  11. We should not in any way, shape, or form make fun of female's time of the month Period.
  12. It's that time of the month for robots iPads
  13. How do know there's no hair on the moon? The moon waxes 14 times a month!
  14. It is that time of month again. Blood is everywhere! I really should floss more often.
  15. I'm not so sure about this daylight savings time thing I give it six months

Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about that time of the month can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of that time of the month puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

Amusing & Witty That Time Of The Month Jokes for Laughter-Filled Fun

What funny jokes about that time of the month you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean girl period jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make that time of the month prank.

A day in court....

A man appears before a judge one day, asking for divorce.
The judge quietly reviews some papers and then says, "Please tell me why you are seeking a divorce?"
"Because," the man says, "I live in a two-story house."
The judge replies, "What kind of a reason is that? What is the big deal about a two-story house?"
The man answers, "Well one story is I have a headache and the other story is It's that time of the month!"

When Cleopatra is a**..., she produces pharaoh-moans.

Unless it's that time of the month that she's on her pyramid.

My girlfriend forgot my birthday.

"I lost track of days," she explained. "I blame my period."
"Oh c'mon," I scoffed, "how can you blame your period?"
And she responded, "Because during that time of the month, one day bleeds into the next."

Whelp! It's that time of the month again. There is BLOOD everywhere...

Ugggh...I hate flossing.

What did the Victorian wife say to her Victorian husband during that time of the month?

I don't know; I don't make period jokes.

How does a female chemistry teacher find out its that time of the month again?

She simply looks into the Periodic table

How does Mary Tudor know it's that time of the month?

Her court is covered in minstrel blood.

Whats a lesbian vampire's favourite time of the month?

That time of the month.

Daredevil walks past a fish market.

sniffff... Is it that time of the month?

A guy says to his wife, "I'm in the mood for some 69."

She says, "It's that time of the month, but if you don't care, I don't care."
They go into the bedroom, and are 69ing like mad dogs when the doorbell rings.
She says, "Answer the door."
He says, "But my face is a mess."
She says, "It's just the postman. Answer the door, and if he says anything, just tell him you were eating a jam sandwich."
He opens the door and says, "I'm sorry about my mouth, I was eating a jam sandwich."
The mailman says, "I wasn't looking at the jam on your mouth...I was looking at the peanut butter on your forehead."

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