That Awkward Moment Jokes
53 that awkward moment jokes and hilarious that awkward moment puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about that awkward moment that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest That Awkward Moment Short Jokes
Short that awkward moment jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The that awkward moment humour may include short awkward moment jokes also.
- I told god a holocaust joke. He didn't laugh. after a moment of awkward silence, I said: "Well I guess you should have been there".
- That awkward moment when the woman you're dancing with bends over so you can grind it... But it turns out she just dropped an earing, and no one else in McDonald's can hear the music on your iPod.
- That awkward moment when your girlfriend and side chick are both pregnant... ...and you realize you have to tell your wife.
- Son's earring d**... up my a**...
- I had an awkward moment with my english teacher. Apparently pathetic fallacy has nothing to do with erectile dysfunction.
- That awkward moment when... ... you realise the entire run of "How I Met Your Mother" was one big Ted talk!
- That awkward moment when your child looks to you for wisdom and you're like, "Honey, I don't even know what day of the week it is."
- Big Math Problem That awkward moment when your entire Math class is discussing whether the result is 15 or 16 and your answer is -1053.
- That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is "act natural, you're innocent".
- The awkward moment. The awkward moment when you go to church and accidentally sit beside your ex, and pastor says ' turn to you neighbour and say..... 'Its not yet over'...
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That Awkward Moment One Liners
Which that awkward moment one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with that awkward moment? I can suggest the ones about awkward silence and awkward.
- That awkward movement when you... read movement as moment.
- Life is the... ... awkward moment between birth and death
- That awkward moment when somebody is doing dishes and you put another dish in the sink.
- Make-up... The awkward moment when you can wipe out 95% of her beauty with a wet napkin
- Awkward That awkward when you read "moment" even though it wasn't there.
- The Awkward Moment When Your Dog has Girlfriend and you still Single
- wtc that awkward moment when your crush asks who your crush is
- What's the most awkward moment for Jesus during s**...? When they scream his fathers name.
That Awkward Moment When Jokes
Here is a list of funny that awkward moment when jokes and even better that awkward moment when puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- Act normal, you didn't steal anything That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is "act natural, you're innocent".
- When Relatives Attack There is nothing more awkward than the moment you realize you're getting a double-cheek kiss.
- That awkward moment when you're in a meeting and your stomach decides to sound like a dying whale.
- The awkward moment when... The awkward moment when a GPS tells a gay guy to go straight...
- Toys these days That awkward moment when your toys make three movies behind your back.
-Andy - That awkward moment when you're having s**... with a German girl and she keeps yelling "Nine!" Like, are you just yelling your age or are ten of us too many?
- That awkward moment when a r**... picks up a hitchhiking serial killer... Killer: "Turn down that dark road down there."
r**...: "I was planning on it..."
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What funny jokes about that awkward moment you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean embarrassing moments jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make that awkward moment pranks.
Bad News
In the Hospital the relatives gathered in the waiting room, where their family member lay gravely ill. Finally, the doctor came in looking tired and somber.
I'm afraid I am the bearer of bad news, he said as he surveyed the worried faces, The only hope left for your loved one at this time is a brain transplant. It's an experimental procedure, semi-risky, and you will have to pay for the brain yourselves.
The family members sat silent as they absorbed the news. After a length of time, someone asked, Well, how much does a brain cost? The Doctor quickly responded, $5000 for a male brain, and $200 for a female brain.
The moment turned awkward. Men in the room tried not to smile, avoiding eye contact with the women, but some actually smirked. A man, unable to control his curiosity, blurted out the question everyone wanted to ask, Why is the male brain so much more?
The doctor smiled at the childish innocence and then to the entire group said, It's just standard pricing procedure. We have to mark down the price of the female brains, because they've been used.
A Jehovah's Witness Came By Yesterday
A Jehovah's Witnesses knocked on my door yesterday, so I answered it and asked if he wanted to come in he said, "Yeah, okay."
I said I've put on a p**... of coffee, do you want some? He said, "Yeah, sure."
I said I've just made some toast do you want a slice? He said, "Yeah, why not."
I then motioned toward the kitchen table and we both sat down. We sat and looked at each other awkwardly for a moment. Then I asked him, "So what now?" He said, "I don't know I've never got this far before..."
Well, this is awkward...
A priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar. They both look left and right and to their surprise see nothing but Mexicans. After this moment of confusion, the Rabbi turns to the priest and says "You know what? I think we're in the wrong joke...."
So Prince Charles is hunting in the woods
When he notices a rustling in the bushes. After shooting at it he hears a yelp and goes to see what he's shot. To his horror, he's accidentally killed one of the Queen's corgis. "Oh Mother will be so angry" he thinks to himself. It is at that moment that he stumbles and knocks over a lamp on the ground and a genie appears and says "You freed me from the lamp, so I shall grant you a wish!" Delighted by this amazing coincidence, Charles says "Yes could you bring this dog back to life?" Sadly the genie replies, "I'm sorry but I cannot raise a living thing from the dead, it is too great a task even for me."
Crestfallen, Charles decides he may as well go for a selfish wish then and says "If that's the case, could you make Camilla beautiful?"
Awkwardly, the genie responds "So you shot your dog, huh?"
A guy goes into a job interview...
The interviewer tells the interviewee at the end of the interview that if he answers this riddle, he will get the job.
"You have two chickens and a fox you need to get across a river. You can only take one animal in the rowboat at a time. If you leave a chicken alone with the fox the chicken will be eaten. What do you do?"
The interviewee thinks about this for a moment. After a brief awkward silence, he gives his answer.
"Well, first I'd buy livestock insurance, then barbecue the the chickens and blame the fox for it."
The interviewer is amazed.
"When can you start?"
Bedroom animals
A pair of newlyweds are out for drinks with a middle-aged couple who have been married for twenty years.
Having knocked back a few, the older husband turns to the newlyweds and remarks with a wink: "I bet you two are like a couple of rabbits in the bedroom."
The newlyweds laugh awkwardly at this, and then the young husband asks "Well, what kind of bedroom animals are you two then?"
The older husband screws up his face and thinks about it for a moment, then exclaims wryly: "Don't know about me, but Margaret here would have to be a camel: she can go for weeks and weeks without s**...."
Without missing a beat, Margaret replies: "That's funny because I was thinking George here would also be a camel: two humps and it's over."
An awkward question!
A little boy walks in to the lounge one Sunday morning while his dad is reading the paper.
"Where does p**... come from?" he asks.
The father feeling a little perturbed that his 5 year old son is already asking difficult questions thinks for a moment and says:
"Well you know we just ate breakfast?"
"Yes," answers the boy.
"Well the food goes into our tummies and our bodies take out all the good stuff, and then whatever is left over comes out of our bums when we go to the loo, and that is p**...."
The little boy looks perplexed, and stares at him in stunned silence for a few seconds and asks: "And tigger?"
So I'm sat in my mums car at the moment, just me, her and one of my friends who we are giving a lift to...
For the joke she made to make sense, I'll just mention I'm male.
I was bored and digging around in the glove compartment a moment ago, and found a trigger spray suncream container. It's labelled on the front "50+ kids", so I asked her why she had a squirty thing with 50 plus kids in it?
And she said "it's not unusual to have - you've got one with you wherever you go!"
I'm now sat in an awkward journey where my friend can't stop laughing, my mum can't stop smiling, and I have a frown glued to my face.
A bunch if prisoners are sitting around telling jokes
After being locked up for such a long time, they got tired of repeating the same jokes over and over again, so they decided to just give each joke a number.
12! yelled out one of the prisoners, and everyone burst out laughing.
49! yelled out another, and again everyone burst out laughing.
22! yelled out o**... from the back, and suddenly it was quiet. No one laughed. After a long moment of awkward silence, one of the inmates leaned over to another and said, Some guys just don't know how to tell a joke.
An elephant is standing on a street corner with an e**....
His thing is HUGE, hangs all the way to the ground.
At that moment a mother is taking her son to school and the son looks at the elephant and says "Mommy what is that?"
Mom: "Oh that's the trunk honey"
Kid: "No mom, further back between the legs"
Mom: "Oh that? That's nothing...." and awkwardly changes the subject.
The next day, same elephant in the same condition is on the corner only this time the dad is taking the kid to school.
Kid: "Hey dad, what is that? It's not the the trunk and it's not the legs, it's in between the legs. Mommy says that's nothing."
The dad thinks for a second and then laughs, "Yeah well, mommy is spoiled."
awkward moment in shop for 2 old ladies...
A pair of old ladies are waiting in line at the checkout, with a cucumber each.
When they reach the checkout the young man says to them they can have both cucumbers for 80c or a store special of 3 cucumbers for a $1.
One lady turns to the other & says:
'Well we could always eat one...'
It was a bad idea doing tacos the night before the big meeting. Everyone looked shocked when I accidentally f**... loudly.
I looked back at them, just as shocked. After a moment, I broke the awkward silence, and said,
"Did you hear that a**... talking s**... behind my back?"
Got the whole ice cream shop with this one:
While I was out with the family getting ice cream, the crowded shop had one of those awkward moments where everyone randomly goes quiet all at the same time - just as the confectioner handed me my ice cream.
I proceeded to ask Where does someone learn to make ice cream this good?
Confectioner - I'm not sure… the morning crew makes the batches
Did they learn at sundae school???
I could not have been prouder with the chorus of groans and chuckles that rang throughout the shop.
