The Best 13 Thankyou Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Thankyou jokes. There are some thankyou gratitude jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these thankyou hello puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Thankyou Jokes and Puns

Had sex for an hour and 30 seconds today

Thankyou daylight savings

A man walks into a psychologist's office

The psychologist says, "Tell me about yourself?"

The man replies, "It is my deeply held belief that I am in fact a moth."

The psychologist is a little surprised, but being a professional, he thinks for a moment and says, "Well, I am sure I can help you overcome that."

Indignant, the man shoots back, "No way! I love being a moth, thank-you very much!"

"So why on Earth did you come in here?"

"Oh, well I was just passing by and I saw your light on..."

Officer: Sir your wife fell out of your car about a mile back!

Man: Thankyou for telling me officer! I thought I had gone deaf!

Thankyou joke, Officer: Sir your wife fell out of your car about a mile back!

So why don't Southern Belles attend orgies any more?

Too many thank-you notes to write

Why don't Canadians have many orgies?

Too many thank-you notes.


Drill Sergeant: "I didn't see you at camouflage training today recruit!"

Recruit: "Thankyou sir!"

Me: Hi, I'm trying to fix my crippling fear of rejection, can I have your number?

Girl(s): absolutely not

Me: ah, thankyou.

Thankyou joke, Me: Hi, I'm trying to fix my crippling fear of rejection, can I have your number?

Why don't Southern girls engage in orgies?

Too many thank-you notes.

Did you hear it's 'National Pretzel Day' in America today?

Just making sure everyone knows it's knot bread... (thankyou Simpsons)

Both my mother and father had heart attacks and died after winning the lottery...

I was their only child, so I wrote McDonald's a thank-you letter.

A teacher asks his students to make a sentence with the word "contagious"...

...Sally answers, "Viruses are contagious."

"Very good Sally. Anybody else?", the teacher says.

Ben puts up his hand, "When I hear someone laugh, I like to laugh as well, because laughter is contagious".

"Thankyou Ben, that was a good example", replies the teacher.

Then Timmy puts up his hand. "Yes Timmy", asks the teacher.

"My neighbour was painting the outside of his house with a two inch brush, and my Dad said that it would take the contagious."

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During 2001 United Airlines gave customers a thank-you surprise.

They gave everyone on two aeroplanes a free your of the Twin Towers.

Why doesn't The Junior League have orgies?

too many Thank-You notes.

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