Thanksgiving Leftover Jokes

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Funniest Thanksgiving Leftover Short Jokes

Short thanksgiving leftover jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The thanksgiving leftover humour may include short leftover turkey jokes also.

  1. Did you hear about the guy who got addicted to eating thanksgiving leftovers out of the fridge? He had to quit cold turkey.
  2. My family told me to stop eating the leftover Thanksgiving food from the fridge. But sadly, I couldn't quit cold turkey.
  3. What did the hipster say the day after thanksgiving? I liked the leftovers before they were cool.
  4. The first year I didn't eat Thanksgiving leftovers on the day after. I quit cold turkey.
  5. I've decided to completely forgo Thanksgiving leftovers this year. I'm quitting cold turkey.
  6. I've been addicted to eating the Thanksgiving leftovers... I decided to quit cold turkey.
  7. Why is there so much leftover turkey after a Kardashian Thanksgiving? Because they only like the dark meat
  8. What do leftover Thanksgiving dinner and overcoming an addiction have in common? They both involve cold turkey.
  9. My family wanted me to go to rehab for my addiction to eating Thanksgiving leftovers straight from the fridge But I wanted to go cold turkey
  10. I was addicted to eating Thanksgiving leftovers straight out of the refrigerator But I got some help, and today I quit cold turkey.

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Thanksgiving Leftover One Liners

Which thanksgiving leftover one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with thanksgiving leftover? I can suggest the ones about leftovers and thanksgiving turkey.

  1. I used to be addicted to Thanksgiving leftovers I had to quit cold turkey
  2. I'm not going to eat Thanksgiving leftovers anymore. This year, I'm quitting cold turkey.
  3. Knock Knock. Who's there? Arthur.
    Arthur who? Arthur any leftovers?
  4. Would you like some Thanksgiving leftovers? I'm trying to quit cold turkey.
  5. Knock Knock. Who's there? Tamara. Tamara who? Tamara we'll have turkey leftovers!
  6. I always heat up my Thanksgiving leftovers. I quit cold turkey a long time ago.
  7. When you heat up leftovers from thanksgiving... You're quitting cold turkey
  8. What's the worst part about Thanksgiving leftovers? Having to quit cold turkey.
  9. I tried to finish our Thanksgiving leftovers. But... foiled again!

Thanksgiving Leftover Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.

What funny jokes about thanksgiving leftover you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean thanksgiving stuffing jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make thanksgiving leftover pranks.

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You know, I was very Hungary one day, so I went to go Czech the fridge. I managed to find some Turkey that was leftover from Thanksgiving, but it was all covered in Greece. So I closed the fridge and Czech'd the pantry. I saw a Canada beans, so I grabbed them and microwaved them, but it exploded. My mom says that Iran out of diversity with food, and that I needed to expand on that. She also mentioned we need to get groceries. I said "Denmark my words, I shall go to the grocery store!".

After Thanksgiving a woman continually finds her husband rummaging through the fridge...

... ravenously devouring leftovers from their Thanksgiving feast. It gets to the point where she begins to get worried and asks, "Honey can you stop eating like that? You aren't even heating your food!" To which the husband replies, "Everyone knows it is futile to try and quit cold turkey!"

Every year I end up have so much Thanksgiving leftovers..

Not this year though. I'm quitting cold turkey