Thanksgiving Holiday Jokes

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Funniest Thanksgiving Holiday Short Jokes

Short thanksgiving holiday jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The thanksgiving holiday humour may include short thanksgiving day jokes also.

  1. If your left leg was thanksgiving, and your right leg is Christmas, can I come visit you between the holidays?
  2. If Thanksgiving is your left leg and Christmas is your right leg, can I visit between the holidays?
  3. What do you call it when a wife is required to give her husband a BJ on Thanksgiving? A gobligation.
  4. It has always bothered me that Black Friday is the day after we celebrate Thanksgiving. It's 2018, do we really need segregated holidays?
  5. thanksgiving holiday weekend where the entire country gives thanks on Thursdays and becomes homicidal on Friday in preparation for the birth of the prince of peace.
  6. It's almost that one holiday where girls can dress up as s**... as they want. I love thanksgiving!

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Thanksgiving Holiday One Liners

Which thanksgiving holiday one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with thanksgiving holiday? I can suggest the ones about turkey thanksgiving and happy thanksgiving.

  1. Why isn't the turkey hungry at Thanksgiving? Because he's already stuffed!
  2. Thanksgiving... The only holiday where you eat the mascot
  3. Why is thanksgiving such a special holiday at the gas station? It is a day to be tankful.
  4. Q: How did Albert Einstein celebrate Thanksgiving?
    A: He was very thinkful.
  5. What's a turkey's favorite holiday? The day after Thanksgiving. (Black Friday)
  6. Why is Thanksgiving the Alt-Right's favorite holiday? Goebbels, Goebbels.
  7. Q. What is a taxidermist's favorite part of Thanksgiving?
    A. The stuffing.
  8. Thanksgiving holidays are almost here, but I don't like Turkey I'd rather visit Egypt!

Howlingly Hilarious Thanksgiving Holiday Jokes for an Unforgettable Evening

What funny jokes about thanksgiving holiday you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean celebrate thanksgiving jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make thanksgiving holiday pranks.

Thanksgiving in Bulgaria

Obviously Thanksgiving is an American holiday. However, as a former soldier deployed to Southern Europe, I was given a week long pass during the week of Thanksgiving. I decided to go to Bulgaria. You know what the best thing about Thanksgiving in Bulgaria is?
Bulgaria is next to Turkey and Greece.