Thanksgiving Dinner Jokes
60 thanksgiving dinner jokes and hilarious thanksgiving dinner puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about thanksgiving dinner that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Quick Jump To
Funniest Thanksgiving Dinner Short Jokes
Short thanksgiving dinner jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The thanksgiving dinner humour may include short thanksgiving jokes also.
- What's the worst part of thanksgiving dinner in Alabama? Having to sit around a table with all the people you've slept with.
- This year, I'm going to save money on Christmas gifts by bringing up politics during Thanksgiving dinner.
- How do you stop a baby from turning blue? Take it out of the plastic bag.
(no joke, told by my 12 year old daughter at Thanksgiving dinner) - Why did the cranberries turn red at Thanksgiving dinner?
Because they heard the turkey got stuffed! - A new survey found that 80% of men claim they help cook Thanksgiving dinner. Which makes sense, when you hear they consider saying 'that smells good' to be helping.
- "Doctor, I have heard lots of voices that are making me want to kill my family" Doctor - "Yeah that is just Thanksgiving Dinner"
- Thanksgiving dinners take 18 hours to prepare. They are consumed in 12 minutes. Half-times take 12 minutes. This is not coincidence.
- I dropped the thanksgiving dinner and caused a geopolitical incident. The fall of Turkey. The splattering of Greece. And the breaking up of China.
- I like to keep my Thanksgiving dinner simple: turkey, stuffing, mashed potatoes, and veggies Everything else is just gravy
- There was going to be a big thanksgiving dinner in the hood for homeless people and it was canceled . Because the cameras weren't working
Share These Thanksgiving Dinner Jokes With Friends
Thanksgiving Dinner One Liners
Which thanksgiving dinner one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with thanksgiving dinner? I can suggest the ones about turkey thanksgiving and christmas dinner.
- What dish makes the worst jokes at a Thanksgiving dinner? The corny bread.
- What can never be eaten for Thanksgiving dinner? Thanksgiving breakfast.
- What role do green beans play in Thanksgiving dinner? The casse-role.
- The EU was invited to a thanksgiving dinner but they refused to have turkey
- After the Thanksgiving dinner, everyone says (√-1)/8
- What kind of 'tude is appropriate at the family dinner? Gratitude.
- What does a stripper eat for thanksgiving dinner? Twerky
- Why was the cook late to Thanksgiving dinner? He lost track of thyme.
- I make vegetarian thanksgivings dinners They're called chive turkeys
- I invited OJ Simpson to my Thanksgiving dinner. He's good at carving white meat.
- What did the old war veteran say at Thanksgiving dinner? "'Nam 'nam 'nam 'nam."
- What did the Mexican Physicist have for Thanksgiving Dinner? Torque
- I'm black, Jewish, atheist, and gay. What am I not? Invited to Thanksgiving dinner.
- What did the hoodrats have for thanksgiving dinner? Twerkey
- What do you call a turkey that's got no feathers? Thanksgiving dinner.
Cheerful Fun Thanksgiving Dinner Jokes for Lovely Laughter
What funny jokes about thanksgiving dinner you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean thanksgiving day jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make thanksgiving dinner pranks.
The state dinner at the White House honored the prime minister of India, and the menu was vegetarian. How do you like that for Thanksgiving? No turkey, wrong Indians.
Two cannibals are enjoying a Thanksgiving dinner and a light conversation about all things family.
"I just can't stand my mother-in-law," sighs one.
"That's quite understandable," nods the other one, "why don't you just have the potatoes with the gravy?"
You want to know what's the toughest part about Thanksgiving dinner at my house?
The s**... tensions
How to cook a turkey
Step 1: Go buy a turkey
Turkey Dinner Step 2: Take a drink of whiskey, scotch, or JD
Step 3: Put turkey in the oven
Step 4: Take another 2 drinks of whiskey
Step 5: Set the degree at 375 ovens
Cup of Beer Step 6: Take 3 more whiskeys of drink
Step 7: Turn oven the on
Step 8: Take 4 whisks of drinky
Step 9: Turk the bastey
Alcoholic Beverage Step 10: Whiskey another bottle of get
Step 11: Stick a turkey in the thermometer
Step 12: Glass yourself a pour of whiskey
Step 13: Bake the whiskey for 4 hours
Bottle of Wine Step 14: Take the oven out of the turkey
Step 15: Take the oven out of the turkey
Step 16: Floor the turkey up off the pick
Step 17: Turk the carvey
Turkey Dinner Step 18: Get yourself another scottle of botch
Step 19: Tet the sable and pour yourself a glass of turkey
Step 20: Bless the saying, pass and eat out!
Why was the g**... invited to Thanksgiving dinner at the Goldsteins?
He brews.
Thanksgiving with the snail family
I had the snail family from next door over for a big Thanksgiving dinner, they are still feeling sluggish this morning.
What's the best way to prepare a turkey for Thanksgiving dinner?
Just be *honest* with it man…
What do thanksgiving dinner and the r**... crisis in Europe have in common?
Turkey and grease
We're having a traditional Thanksgiving this year.
We're going to invite the neighbors to dinner, m**... them, and take their land.
Q: Should you have your whole family for Thanksgiving dinner?
A: No, you should just have the turkey!
Geez, the Indian said to the pilgrim, sorry about bringing so many people to thanksgiving dinner.
Don't worry, the pilgrim replied, next time we'll invade your place.
My Thanksgiving dinner was almost perfect. All it needed was a little something to make it a bit more moist.
That would be gravy.
After Thanksgiving dinner, I told my wife she should be on a cooking show. Now I'm sleeping on the couch.
Worst Cooks in America has decent ratings. Why is she complaining?
Marriage is like Thanksgiving dinner
You can make it last, but it gets a little worse every day.
Political opinions are like d**.......
Sometimes they lean left, sometimes they lean right, and nobody likes it when your crazy uncle whips his out at Thanksgiving dinner.
Menopause
I'm going to bed with a frozen turkey and tomorrow I will wake up to thanksgiving dinner
Anita Marie Echevarria Cynical Comic
My Thanksgiving dinners are historically accurate
I invite myself into a stranger's house for dinner, eat all his food and then tell him I live there.
What do leftover Thanksgiving dinner and overcoming an addiction have in common?
They both involve cold turkey.
Our daughter wants us to set a place at our Thanksgiving dinner table, for her teddy bear, Theodore. She promises he won't eat very much.
She said he has been eating a lot lately, and is already stuffed
A woman got a pet parrot, but she was horrified to discover that all it did was say mean things and insult her.
Nothing she did could stop it.
She was especially worried because her whole family was coming over for Thanksgiving.
But when Thanksgiving dinner finally came, the parrot didn't say a word the entire time. After the meal, the Parrot turned to its owner and said, "Please forgive my behavior from before. I was entirely out of line."
"Wow," the woman said, "glad to hear it."
"If I may ask," said the Parrot, "what on Earth
did that turkey say to you?"
