The Best 9 Thalidomide Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Thalidomide jokes. There are some thalidomide bionic jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these thalidomide sleeves puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Thalidomide Jokes and Puns

I was filling my car with leaded gasoline wearing some comfortable aesbestos boots. As I popped a thalidomide pill into my mouth I thought...

"A government ban on assault weapons would never work..."

Three pregnant women were knitting tops for their soon-to-be born.

One posh one says "I'm taking vitamin A, as I want my baby to have strong bones and teeth". The other posh one says "I'm taking vitamin C, as I want my baby to have a good constitution and good heart". The chavvy one says "I'm taking Thalidomide cos I can't knit arms".

A list as long as my arm..

I have a list as long as my arm of why I wish my mother never took thalidomide

Thalidomide joke, A list as long as my arm..

Which is the smallest pub in the world?

The Thalidomide Arms.

Three expectant mothers

Are in the doctors waiting room knitting. The first takes a pill and the other two look over at her "iron so baby will be nice and healthy" she tells the other two. Not to be out done the second takes one too "calcium so baby grows up strong". The last also takes one "thalidomide, because I've not learnt how to knit arms yet"


Three pregnant women are knitting in the Doctor's waiting room.

The first one pops a pill and says, *"Vitamin A, good for mommy, good for baby."*

The second one pops two pills and says, *"Vitamin C, good for mommy, good for baby."*

The third one pops three pills and says, *"Thalidomide. I can't knit sleeves."*

I buy my guns from a guy who's mom took thalidomide when she was pregnant.

He's a small arms dealer.

Thalidomide joke, I buy my guns from a guy who's mom took thalidomide when she was pregnant.

Who was the first thalidomide victim?

T-Rex

Have you guys heard about the new Disability Discrimination Act?

Neither have I but apparently the Thalidomide people are up in arms about it...

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the thalidomide knit jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working thalidomide leppard piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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