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  1. What's the difference between Thailand and America? Thailand reunites boys with their families.
  2. It was 11 years ago today that my pal Joey came running out of that room shouting it's a boy it's a boy with tears streaming down his face. We never went back to Thailand.
  3. "It's a boy!" I shouted tear rolling down my face "I don't believe it. A boy!" Its at that moment I decided I'd never visit Thailand again.
  4. "It's a boy!" ...he screamed, "it's a boy!".
    Tears rolling down his face, and he vowed to never go back to Thailand.
  5. Tell you what, it's lucky that those Kids trapped in the cave in Thailand are footballers It means they're already good divers.
  6. Why are massages in Thailand better than in the United States? In Thailand, an average sized woman walks on your back. In the United States, an average sized woman walks on your back.
  7. My friend was surprised when I said I hadn't heard about the kids in Thailand being rescued Where have you been? Living in a cave?
  8. "Its a boy", he shouted. "It's a BOY! I still can't believe it! Tears rolling down his eyes, swearing never to come back to Thailand again.
  9. I met a girl in Thailand and when we went back to her place I had an unpleasant surprise... She was a woman.
  10. Exactly 10 years ago my pal Jon came running out shouting it's a boy with tears streaming down his face... We never went back to Thailand

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Which thailand one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with thailand? I can suggest the ones about cave and .

  1. Hey girl are you a cave in Thailand? Cause I wanna leave some kids inside you
  2. What is worse than caving in Thailand? Caving in Helsinki.
  3. Girls in Thailand are like a box of chocolates Some of them have nuts
  4. I was in two minds about going to Thailand… But I said Phuket, why not?
  5. Always bring a rogue with you when you go to Thailand They're good at detecting traps
  6. What's the one place in Thailand where people don't care? Phuket.
  7. what do you eat at a formal event in thailand? black thai curry
  8. Whats the age of consent in Thailand? 50$
  9. What do you call a female chicken from thailand? HenThai
  10. What's the name of Thailands bloodiest kickboxer? Tam Pon
  11. What's your favorite city in Thailand? Phuket, I don't know...
  12. Amy Rose. And then Sonic took the first flight leaving Thailand.
  13. What does A&W and Thailand have in common? You can have 2 teens for $5
  14. I dropped everything and went to Thailand Because Phuket.
  15. What do you call a people who serve in Thailand? Thai Fighters

Thailand joke, What do you call a people who serve in Thailand?

Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about thailand can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of thailand puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

Quirky and Hilarious Thailand Jokes to Let the Chuckles Begin.

What funny jokes about thailand you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make thailand prank.

A company in Thailand recently opened the first combination brothel/tennis facility.

They operate on a first come / first serve basis.

I had a near miss on my a flight to Thailand.

Well a pre-op t**....

I'm heading to Thailand next week for a birthday party.

My mother-in-law is turning 19.

I was on the train this afternoon...

when I sat across from a very attractive babe from Thailand.
I spent the next 10 minutes thinking to myself, "don't get an e**..., please don't get an e**...". But she did.

Its been almost ten years so I feel I can make this joke now. What did inhabitants of an island in South-East Thailand say when they saw a tsunami approaching?

Oh, Phuket!

What country has the strictest dress code?

Thai-land.

Made in Thailand

Have you heard of the mountain climber from Bangkok?
He became famous as the Thai of the Eiger.
~
Who won the election for mayor of Bangkok?
It was a Thai.

I'm quitting my job and moving to Thailand

Phuket.

Кошки и Обезьяны Таиланда - Cats and Monkeys Thailand Well, very cute

Planned to go to Thailand for my vaca this year but after hearing about the ladyboys I thought

Phuket

Have you ever visited the area between Thailand and Vietnam?

Don't bother. It's pretty Laos-y.

A rouge English cavalier from the Middle Ages is magically sent into the future to depose Thailand's most ruthless dictator.

One knight in Bangkok makes a hard man humble.

I can't decide whether to go to Australia or Thailand this year for a holiday. So I decided to weigh up the pros and cons of both.

Australia has a load of Cons, but Thailand has lots of Pros.

Did you know Thailand has a military?

It does a good job of separating the ladyboys from the ladymen.

Did you hear the King of Thailand threw himself in jail?

He made a self depreciating joke.

A physicist, a biologist, and a geologist walk into a bar.

The physicist immediately liquors up and attempts to pick up chicks with his top secret details about a new slightly-cooler-than-molten-hot fusion project he's working on.
The biologist attempts to pick up chicks with stories about him working with baby elephants in Thailand.
The geologist says "Ouch".

I asked a Southeast-Asian-looking elderly gentleman if he was from Thailand.

He said, "Yeah, Siam."

I'm thinking of opening a store that only sells neckties...

Think i'll name it... Thailand.

The phrase "d**... out for Harambe" was a big hit in Thailand.

Because most of the women could join in too.

Brothels in Thailand have a red and white striped pole outside like a barbars shop!

I didn't know!
Imagine my shock when I went in and asked for a 'number 2 all over'

Nooo s**...…me buying too much stuff?!

My wife was complaining about the fact that I'm buying too much useless stuff on the internet…..
So I sent her back to Thailand.

Why isn't Russia bordered with Thailand?

Because it isn't transcontinental.

Apparently there are midget prostitutes in Thailand who cost less than a dollar.

Clearly they're selling themselves short.

What do you call a white-skinned p**... from Thailand?

A c**...-Asian.

My African-American friend hooked up with a girl from Thailand...

It was a real black-Thai affair.

How is driving a Ford truck similar to visiting Thailand?

Either way, you're likely to blow a t**...

Is is hard to impersonate an African man native to Thailand?

I just really want to get into one of those black Thai events.

How do you spot a Jewish p**... in Thailand?

He brings his own kids.

I was going to go to Thailand...

...But Phuket, I changed my mind.

So a man goes on vacation to Asia...

and while he is travelling in Thailand, he falls in love with a local woman. He decides to take her back to the US with him to get married. They go back to the US and get married. Everyone is happy and healthy. A few years go by, and the man meets one of his friends in a bar. He starts to catch up with him, when his friend asks "Hey, where's that wife of yours?"
"Oh, she died rather suddenly."
"I'm sorry to hear that, what happened?"
"Prostate cancer."

I just had a boy!

That's the last time I think 5 dollars is a good deal for a h**... in Thailand.

My friend went to Thailand to get a s**... change. It was taking a bit longer than expected.

So I mailed to ask if he was still a broad.

Where does the best turkey leg meat come from?

Thailand
(hint: þ)

Thai Massage

A guy during his vacation to Thailand, ordered a massage session in his room, one for his wife and one for him.
After massaging the man for a long time, the Thai girl said, "Massage Pinis... Sir!"
He kept quiet ...
The Thai masseuse again said, "Massage Pinis... Sir!"
There was again silence.
Finally his wife spoke, "Don't have high hopes...She's saying 'Massage Finish' ..."

My wife came back from Thailand the other day.

She came back a new man

Was having a chat with my friend today about what we regretted doing

At one point, he mentioned that he regretted what he did in the capital of Thailand.
Bangkok?
Who told you.

They discovered a new monkey living on the outskirts of a red light district in Thailand.

It's called the Yuusuk Macaque.

There are no winners or losers in Thailand...

just ties.

Told my dad that 12 boys from a junior football team are lost in a flooded cave in Thailand.

Dad: He told me they should call a priest.
Me: Dad! They could still be alive.
Dad: Yes I believe that they are still alive as well, just toss a priest in the cave and he'll find those boys real quick.

The boys trapped in a cave in Thailand need to become diving experts to escape

Sounds like a job for Neymar

"The 12 boys stranded in a flooded cave system in Thailand have started diving lessons in the latest step in efforts to bring them out alive."

I think they've hired Naymar.

A Nigerian prince secretly orders a 2nd wife over the internet from Thailand.

The wedding was a black-tie affair

Now that Neymar's out of the World cup, he's heading to Thailand.

To rescue those kids, no better diver in the world.

When the little boys stuck in that cave in Thailand are rescued, there's definitely gonna be a movie. There's a ex US Navy Seal helping. They're gonna make the movie all about him

and have Scarlett Johansen playing one of the Thai boys.

Someone needs to send Neymar to Thailand.

Apparently Neymar is heading to Thailand to help with rescuing the kids from the cave

They need the world's greatest diving expert

Brazil have sent star player Neymar to Thailand to help rescue the young footballers in the cave

...they heard they needed someone to teach them how to dive

I heard from the news that they finally got all the boys out of the cave.

Another happy ending in Thailand, it seems.

Now that the Wild Boars are all safe...

...Thailand maintains its reputation of happy endings.

Neymar is meeting up with the Thailand football team who were trapped in a cave...

He's going to teach them how to dive

You know what's weird about the situation in Thailand?

The coach never taught the boys how to dive.

It's good to see Thailand hasn't changed since I was last there

With entire soccer teams in deep holes, and way too many traps.

I love watching the World Cup

but, until recently, I guess the only team that didn't know how to dive was from Thailand.

Glad we didn't see the Thailand football team in the World Cup.

I hear their youth players are very good divers

Why did Neymar make a quick exit at the world cup in Russia?

He heard divers were needed in Thailand

I was crying and yelling: It's a boy! I cannot believe it...it's a boy!

– Mike, 32, abruptly ending his holiday in Thailand

When I was in Thailand I had a driver that ran through all the red lights.

I got mad at him but he said he was a professional driver. When he stopped at a green light I asked why, and he said Just in case there are other professional drivers out there

I was with a girl in Thailand recently. She was a butternuts.

Everything about was hot but her nuts.

I was on a plane recently and the stewardess said that in the event of an accident i had to stick my head between my legs.

I couldn't help thinking,
'if i could do that i wouldn't be flying to Thailand in the first place.'

What do you call it when you order a Thailand p**...?

A trans-action :-)

I really regret what I did in the capital of Thailand

Bangkok

Thailand joke, I really regret what I did in the capital of Thailand

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