thai Jokes

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A guy sits down on a bench next to a Thai kid wearing soccer cleats.

"So, who are you rooting for in the World Cup Final?" the man asks, noticing the soccer gear.

"I don't know, who's playing?" the boy answers.

"Jesus Christ, have you been under a rock or something?"

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Two Thai girls asked me if I wanted to sleep with them.

They said it would be like winning the Lottery. To my horror they were right, we had six matching balls.

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I was sitting on a train next to a hot Thai girl.

I thought to myself "Please don't get an erection, please don't get an erection."

But.....she did.

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Got asked by two Thai girls if I wanted a threesome. They said it would be like winning the lottery...

...to my horror they were right, we had six matching balls.

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I'm glad the cave rescue is complete....

Now when I google Thai boys I can get back to normal results

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I was sitting next to this really hot Thai girl on the bus and all I could think to myself was, "Don't get an erection, don't get an erection"...

But she did

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A man is in bed with his Thai girlfriend.

A man is in bed with his Thai girlfriend.
After having great sex, she spends the next hour just stroking his penis, something she had lovingly done on many occasions.
Rather enjoying it, he turns and asks her, 'Why do you love doing that?'
She replies: 'Because I really miss mine'

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A couple of Thai girls asked if I wanted to sleep with them. They said it would be like winning the lottery.

They were right, we had six matching balls.

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My new thai girlfriend said "A small penis shouldn't be a problem in a loving relationship"

I still wish she didn't have one though.

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So, I was sitting on a train across from a beautiful Thai girl.

And all I could think was "Don't get a boner. Don't get a boner." And then she did.

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Two Thai girls...

Two Thai girls asked me if I'd like to go bed with them, they said it would be just like winning the lotto! I agreed, and they were right. We all stripped off and to my horror, we had six matching balls!

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So, I was on the train yesterday ...

... and this hot Thai girl got on at the next station and took the seat in front of me. I was thinking to myself: "Please don't get a boner, please don't get boner." But she did.

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Two Thai girls.

Two Thai girls asked me if wanted a threesome claiming it would be like winning the lottery, I agreed and they were right, to my horror we had 6 matching balls!

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I had a race with an Asian today

It was a Thai

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I was sitting on a train yesterday and saw this stunningly beautiful Thai girl.

I thought to myself, Please don't get an erection, Please don't get an erection . But she did.

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Saw a beautiful Thai woman on the train today...

kept thinking, don't get an erection, don't get an erection, don't get an erection, but then she did.

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Hot Thai girl

I was sitting opposite a really hot Thai girl on the train this morning.

I thought to myself, "Please don't get an erection, Please don't get an erection."

But she did.

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Four men walk into an upmarket bar...

One is Malaysian, one Laotian, one Burmese and the other Vietnamese. As they walk in, the doorman stops them and says, "sorry gentlemen, I can't let you in without a Thai."

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I was sucking off my new Thai bride, last night

When I thought.. "Hang on a fuckin' minute"

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When I heard the news that 12 Thai schoolboys had been rescued from underground...

I had to run home and make sure my basement was still padlocked.

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A man was in bed with his Thai girlfriend...

A man was in bed with his Thai girlfriend.


After having great sex, she spent the next hour just stroking his
penis, something she had lovingly done on many occasions.


Rather enjoying it, he turns and asked her, "Why do you love doing that?"


She replied: "Because I really miss mine".

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I was on the bus with my gf and this smoking hot Thai chick sat next to me. I thought "don't get a boner, don't get a boner."

But she did.

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"IT'S A BOY!" I shouted. "A BOY! I DON'T BELIEVE IT, IT'S A BOY!"

And with tears streaming down my face, I swore I'd never visit another Thai Brothel...

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Two Thai girls offered me a threesome. It was like winning the lottery.

When we stripped off we had six matching balls.

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A man is in bed with his Thai girlfriend. [NSFW]

After having great sex, she spends the next hour just stroking his goods, something she had lovingly done on many occasions. Rather enjoying it, he turns and asks her, 'Why do you love doing that?' She replies: 'Because I really miss mine'

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I used to by my dad a neck tie on father's day, but now I buy him an Asian hooker.

It's better to buy a Thai that he'll actually use.

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Hey girl are you a Thai cave?

Cuz I want to put 12 kids in you

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My thai-girlfriend told me it's ok to have a small penis

I would still prefer that she had a vagina.

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Last night I came out of a nightclub and was approached by a Thai woman.

She gave me a cheeky wink and said, "Blowjob, $20?"

I said, "Yeah, alright," and lead her into the alley.

I soon realised my mistake when she handed me two $10 notes and started pulling up her skirt.

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I was sitting next to this really hot Thai girl on the bus.

She looked at me and i thought "please don't get a boner."

She did.

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Two Thai girls asked me if I wanted to sleep with them both; said it'd be like winning the lottery…

They were right – we had six matching balls.

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I keep making racist jokes about my dad and his Thai bride. He finds it very annoying…

..and so does my dad.

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Did you hear about that boxer who adopted a child from Asia?

It's Mike's Thai Son.

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Do you know what Elon Musk could've called his submarines if they were built in time to save those children?

Thai Pods.

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'It's a boy!', I shouted.....

.. and at that moment, I regretted visiting a Thai brothel.

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What are the most funny Thai jokes of all time ?

Did you ever wanted to stand out with a good sense of humour joking with someone about Thai? Well, here are the best Thai dad jokes to laugh out loud. Crazy funny puns and Thai pick up lines to share with friends.

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