Thai Jokes

135 thai jokes and hilarious thai puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about thai that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Looking for a good laugh? Check out our collection of Thai jokes. From classic Thai knock-knock jokes to funny jokes about noodles, we've got something for everyone.

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Funniest Thai Short Jokes

Short thai jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The thai humour may include short stir fry jokes also.

  1. I'm glad the cave rescue is complete.... Now when I google Thai boys I can get back to normal results
  2. I often wonder if my Thai girlfriend is actually a ladyboy... Something inside me says, yes.
  3. When I heard the news that 12 Thai schoolboys had been rescued from underground... I had to run home and make sure my basement was still padlocked.
  4. "IT'S A BOY!" I shouted. "A BOY! I DON'T BELIEVE IT, IT'S A BOY!" And with tears streaming down my face, I swore I'd never visit another Thai Brothel...
  5. I found out my date likes to dissect people from Southeast Asia. I've since decided to cut Thais with her.
  6. I keep making racist jokes about my dad and his Thai bride. He finds it very annoying… ..and so does my dad.
  7. Do you know what Elon Musk could've called his submarines if they were built in time to save those children? Thai Pods.
  8. My African-American friend hooked up with a girl from Thailand... It was a real black-Thai affair.
  9. Do you know who holds the world record for time spent in a cave? It turns out it's actually a Thai
  10. Now that all the Thai boys were rescued, we can now joke about the situation. But please, one at a time.

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Thai One Liners

Which thai one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with thai? I can suggest the ones about ginger and basil.

  1. What do you call a black asian? Thai-rone.
  2. I had a race with an Asian today It was a Thai
  3. Is my Thai girlfriend a trap? Something deep inside me says yes
  4. Hey girl are you a Thai cave? Cuz I want to put 12 kids in you
  5. Why did the couple get married in Bangkok? Because they wanted to Thai the knot.
  6. Did you hear about that boxer who adopted a child from Asia? It's Mike's Thai Son.
  7. 'It's a boy!', I shouted..... .. and at that moment, I regretted visiting a Thai brothel.
  8. Who holds the record for longest time trapped in a cave with a soccer team? It's a Thai
  9. Two asians ran a race.. It was a Thai.
  10. What did the businessman wear to the thai restaurant? A plaid tie.
  11. "It's a boy!" I shouted, as I ran from the Thai brothel.
  12. My friend wasn't sure which Asian restaurant he liked better He said it was a Thai.
  13. Races between Myanmar and Laos Are usually Thais
  14. Which ethnicity can never win or lose? Thai
  15. What kind of tie is best to wear in a fight? Muay Thai

Thai Food Jokes

Here is a list of funny thai food jokes and even better thai food puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • I just couldn't decide which asian takeout food I like the best, Japanese or Chinese. I ended up calling it a Thai.
  • What do you call Thai food made with chicken? Henthai
  • Which is the best Asian food, Vietnamese or Chinese? It's a Thai.
  • I know someone who enjoys eating shoelaces They call it Thai food
  • What is a knot's favorite food? Thai
  • What do you call an Irish woman that accidentally poisons people with her Asian cuisine? Thai food Mary.
  • What's the best type of food to eat while wearing a suit? Thai Food!
  • What do you call a Thai Food delivery person? A curryor!
  • What do you get when you cross bean sprouts, peanut sauce and a Disney water park? Thai-food legume
  • What do you call when someone eats oriental food on the tennis court? Thai break.

Thai Girlfriend Jokes

Here is a list of funny thai girlfriend jokes and even better thai girlfriend puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • My girlfriend broke up with me because I kept referencing the song One Night in Bangkok for reasons why I didn't want to take a vacation there. It's just me now and my Thai trope act without Annette.
  • My Thai girlfriend is so generous She gave me a pearl necklace.
  • Unlike my other girlfriends, my new Thai girlfriend is really into me. about four inches into me to be precise.
  • I was about to do my thai girlfriend.... When I realized that I forgot my condoms in the car. But we still did it because she had a vasectomy last week.
  • "How's your new Thai girlfriend, Dave?" "Who told you her name?"
  • Recetly got a Thai girlfriend... I'm gay so it was a huge disappointment when she was actually a woman and not a trap.
  • I broke up with my Thai girlfriend today. She was a little bit too c**... for my taste.
  • It's a good thing my new Thai girlfriend doesn't have an issue with small p**.... I just wish she didnt have one.
  • My new Thai girlfriend is really fond of small p**.... I still wish she didn't have one.
Thai joke, My new Thai girlfriend is really fond of small p**....

Muay Thai Jokes

Here is a list of funny muay thai jokes and even better muay thai puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • I was a professional boxer. Then I picked up Muay Thai just for kicks.
  • Muay thai Monkey boxing

Pad Thai Jokes

Here is a list of funny pad thai jokes and even better pad thai puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • I bought a shabby little place in Bangkok above a nice restaurant. It was a bad Thai pad, but good pad Thai
Thai joke, I bought a shabby little place in Bangkok above a nice restaurant.

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What funny jokes about thai you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean chili pepper jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make thai pranks.

A guy sits down on a bench next to a Thai kid wearing soccer cleats.

"So, who are you rooting for in the World Cup Final?" the man asks, noticing the soccer gear.
"I don't know, who's playing?" the boy answers.
"Jesus Christ, have you been under a rock or something?"

After a hard and long night's wait, he finally broke down to his knees and began to cry "It's a boy! it's a boy!"

..he was too emotionally drained to leave the Thai brothel.

The Thai Girl

One day, I decided to take a bus to work for a change. Seated across the aisle from me was a beuatiful thai girl. I thought to myself, "please don't get an e**...".
But she did.

Four men walk into an upmarket bar...

One is Malaysian, one Laotian, one Burmese and the other Vietnamese. As they walk in, the doorman stops them and says, "sorry gentlemen, I can't let you in without a Thai."

Saw a beautiful Thai woman on the train today...

kept thinking, don't get an e**..., don't get an e**..., don't get an e**..., but then she did.

In the 18th century, a hopeful Asian laborer landed in America and went straight to the employment office.

He didn't speak a word of English, and the men at the employment office couldn't figure out where he was from. They took a vote to see if he was Chinese or Japanese.
It was a Thai.

Stereotypical jokes

I keep making stereotypical jokes about my old man and his new Thai bride. He really doesn't find it amusing... and neither does my Dad

I was going to work this morning and sat across from a really hot Thai g**... the train. I kept blushing and sweating and thinking "Please don't get a hard-on".

But she did.

Made in Thailand

Have you heard of the mountain climber from Bangkok?
He became famous as the Thai of the Eiger.
Who won the election for mayor of Bangkok?
It was a Thai.

Did you hear about the race between Cambodia and Burma?

It was a Thai.

Which boxer did Darth Vader put his money on in the fight?

The Thai fighter

My friend opened a mexican-thai fusion bar.

Named Thai Juan On.

Who won the Asian cooking contest?

It was a Thai!

What type of sushi does Bob Seger like?

That Old Thai moroccan Roll.

TIFU by sitting next to a really hot Thai chick on the bus home today

and kept thinking, "Don't get an e**..., don't don't don't..."
But she did.

I was sitting next to this really hot Thai g**... the bus and all I could think to myself was, "Don't get an e**..., don't get an e**..."...

But she did

I used to by my dad a neck tie on father's day, but now I buy him an Asian h**....

It's better to buy a Thai that he'll actually use.

An Englishman, Scottishman, Irishman, Welshman, Frenchman, Russian, Spaniard, Mexican, American, Norweigan, Swede, Albanian, Italian, Indian, Moroccan, Dutchman, Brazilian, Kenyan, Australian and Belgian walk into a bar.

The barman says; "You can't come in here without a Thai."

I sat next to this attractive Thai g**... the train...

I kept thinking *don't get an e**...*,*don't get an e**...*, but she did.

Why can no one win at the Bangkok Olympics ?

Because it's always a THAI game.

I keep making jokes about my dads new Thai bride. He's getting pretty sick of them.

My dads getting sick of them too.

On the train in Bangkok....

...a young, long-haired, b**... Thai sat down directly opposite me & started putting on lipstick.
I thought to myself, "Please don't get an e**..., please don't get an e**..., please don't get an e**...."
But he did.

Who won the cooking competition between the two Asians?

It was a Thai.

What do you call a people who serve in Thailand?

Thai Fighters

I was s**... off my new Thai bride, last night

When I thought.. "Hang on a f**...' minute"

I sat next to a smoking-hot thai woman on an aeroplane once...

I thought to myself.... *"please don't get an e**..., please don't get an e**......."*
And then she did.

A Filipino, a Korean, a Laotian, a Chinese, a Japanese and a Vietnamese go to a fancy restaurant. "Sorry" says the Maitre d' ...

"You can't be seated without a Thai."

What do you call a room full of Thai girls?

A sausage party

Is is hard to impersonate an African man native to Thailand?

I just really want to get into one of those black Thai events.

How do you know when a Thai woman likes you?

She gets an e**...

I got on the bus and sat down next to this really s**... Thai chick.

All I could think to myself was "Please don't get an e**..., please don't get an e**...." And then she did.

Gorgeous Thai in a short skirt...

...was sitting opposite me on the bus, and I'm desperately thinking "don't get an e**...... don't get an e**......"
but she did.

Hot Thai girl

I was sitting opposite a really hot Thai g**... the train this morning.
I thought to myself, "Please don't get an e**..., Please don't get an e**...."
But she did.

What's the name of Thailands bloodiest kickboxer?

Tam Pon

A pastor, IT server admin and a Thai ladyboy walk into a bar

The bartender asks him what he would like to drink.

I hate arguing with my friends on which Asian restaurant to eat at.

We always end in a Thai

what do you eat at a formal event in thailand?

black thai curry

I was sitting on a train next to a hot Thai girl.

I thought to myself "Please don't get an e**..., please don't get an e**...."
But.....she did.

I saw a Thai g**... the bus. I told myself, Don't get an e**..., don't get an e**..., don't get an e**......

But she did.

I was sitting on a train yesterday and saw this stunningly beautiful Thai girl.

I thought to myself, Please don't get an e**..., Please don't get an e**... . But she did.

It is taking much longer to rescue the boys trapped in the Thai cave.

All the diving experts are participating in the World Cup in Russia.

Now that Brazil is out of the World Cup they should go help the Thai kids stuck in that cave...

After all they're the world's most talented divers.

When the little boys stuck in that cave in Thailand are rescued, there's definitely gonna be a movie. There's a ex US Navy Seal helping. They're gonna make the movie all about him

and have Scarlett Johansen playing one of the Thai boys.

I heard the last two kids rescued raced eachother to the end of the cave...

Rescuers reported the race ended in a Thai.

Had a bet going with a friend over who would be the first to get those kids out of that cave, Elon Musk or the Navy SEALs...

...He said Elon Musk, I said it would be a Thai.

What's the difference between the Thai cave boys and English football?

The boys are coming home

What's the difference between Thai kids and American kids?

Thai kids are trapped by water.
American kids are trapped by ICE.

Yeah, it's cool that the Thai kids were rescued.

They're just not as entertaining as they were when they first got trapped and not too many people knew them. I guess you could say I liked them more when they were underground.

As an armchair pundit, I can't help thinking the Thai team would have escaped sooner

If they'd made better use of their subs

The Thai rescue divers were given tight trunks to wear as they maneuvered through the narrow caves

So they wouldn't Bangkok.

Somebody should've told Logan Paul the Thai kids in the cave had died.

He would have found them in no time.

What's the difference between Elon Musk and Jared the Subway guy?

Elon wanted to put Thai boys into small objects, Jared wanted to put small objects into Thai boys.

The news said that the Thai boys trapped in the cave system had no idea about the world outside following the happenings of the rescue, so I guess you could say that....

They were in the dark about their situation!

When I was in Thailand I had a driver that ran through all the red lights.

I got mad at him but he said he was a professional driver. When he stopped at a green light I asked why, and he said Just in case there are other professional drivers out there

I was making fun of my Dad's new Thai bride, and he wasn't too happy about it.

My dad wasn't too pleased either.

What really motivates people to work out in southeast asia?

Eye of the Thai girl.

An Englishman, and Irishman...

, a Chinese, a Japanese, a Scot, a Mexican, an, African, a Portuguese, a Swede, a German, and a Frenchman walk into a bar.
I'm sorry, says the maître'D, But you can't come in here without a Thai.

Thai joke, An Englishman, and Irishman...

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