Thai Jokes
129 thai jokes and hilarious thai puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about thai that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Looking for a good laugh? Check out our collection of Thai jokes. From classic Thai knock-knock jokes to funny jokes about noodles, we've got something for everyone.
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Funniest Thai Short Jokes
Short thai jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The thai humour may include short stir fry jokes also.
- I'm glad the cave rescue is complete.... Now when I google Thai boys I can get back to normal results
- When I heard the news that 12 Thai schoolboys had been rescued from underground... I had to run home and make sure my basement was still padlocked.
- "IT'S A BOY!" I shouted. "A BOY! I DON'T BELIEVE IT, IT'S A BOY!" And with tears streaming down my face, I swore I'd never visit another Thai Brothel...
- I keep making racist jokes about my dad and his Thai bride. He finds it very annoying… ..and so does my dad.
- Do you know what Elon Musk could've called his submarines if they were built in time to save those children? Thai Pods.
- My African-American friend hooked up with a girl from Thailand... It was a real black-Thai affair.
- Do you know who holds the world record for time spent in a cave? It turns out it's actually a Thai
- I just couldn't decide which asian takeout food I like the best, Japanese or Chinese. I ended up calling it a Thai.
- A Filipino, a Korean, a Laotian, a Chinese, a Japanese and a Vietnamese go to a fancy restaurant. "Sorry" says the Maitre d' ... "You can't be seated without a Thai."
- I bought a shabby little place in Bangkok above a nice restaurant. It was a bad Thai pad, but good pad Thai
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Thai One Liners
Which thai one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with thai? I can suggest the ones about ginger and basil.
- I had a race with an Asian today It was a Thai
- Is my Thai girlfriend a trap? Something deep inside me says yes
- Why did the couple get married in Bangkok? Because they wanted to Thai the knot.
- Did you hear about that boxer who adopted a child from Asia? It's Mike's Thai Son.
- 'It's a boy!', I shouted..... .. and at that moment, I regretted visiting a Thai brothel.
- Who holds the record for longest time trapped in a cave with a soccer team? It's a Thai
- Two asians ran a race.. It was a Thai.
- What did the businessman wear to the thai restaurant? A plaid tie.
- My friend wasn't sure which Asian restaurant he liked better He said it was a Thai.
- Races between Myanmar and Laos Are usually Thais
- Which ethnicity can never win or lose? Thai
- What kind of tie is best to wear in a fight? Muay Thai
- Who won the Asian cooking contest? It was a Thai!
- My friend opened a mexican-thai fusion bar. Named Thai Juan On.
- I played my Asian friend in Tic Tac Toe It was a Thai.
Thai Food Jokes
Here is a list of funny thai food jokes and even better thai food puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- What do you call Thai food made with chicken? Henthai
- Which is the best Asian food, Vietnamese or Chinese? It's a Thai.
- I know someone who enjoys eating shoelaces They call it Thai food
- What is a knot's favorite food? Thai
- What's the best type of food to eat while wearing a suit? Thai Food!
- What do you call a Thai Food delivery person? A curryor!
- What do you get when you cross bean sprouts, peanut sauce and a Disney water park? Thai-food legume
- What do you call when someone eats oriental food on the tennis court? Thai break.
- Want to know why I don't like Thai food? Because it puts my stomach in a knot
- I got some Thai food the other day. It was super Thaisty, I think I might go back again soon.
Thai Girlfriend Jokes
Here is a list of funny thai girlfriend jokes and even better thai girlfriend puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- My girlfriend broke up with me because I kept referencing the song One Night in Bangkok for reasons why I didn't want to take a vacation there. It's just me now and my Thai trope act without Annette.
- My Thai girlfriend is so generous She gave me a pearl necklace.
- I was about to do my thai girlfriend.... When I realized that I forgot my condoms in the car. But we still did it because she had a vasectomy last week.
- "How's your new Thai girlfriend, Dave?" "Who told you her name?"
Muay Thai Jokes
Here is a list of funny muay thai jokes and even better muay thai puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- I was a professional boxer. Then I picked up Muay Thai just for kicks.
- Muay thai Monkey boxing
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What funny jokes about thai you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean chili pepper jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make thai pranks.
A guy sits down on a bench next to a Thai kid wearing soccer cleats.
"So, who are you rooting for in the World Cup Final?" the man asks, noticing the soccer gear.
"I don't know, who's playing?" the boy answers.
"Jesus Christ, have you been under a rock or something?"
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After a hard and long night's wait, he finally broke down to his knees and began to cry "It's a boy! it's a boy!"
..he was too emotionally drained to leave the Thai brothel.
Four men walk into an upmarket bar...
One is Malaysian, one Laotian, one Burmese and the other Vietnamese. As they walk in, the doorman stops them and says, "sorry gentlemen, I can't let you in without a Thai."
In the 18th century, a hopeful Asian laborer landed in America and went straight to the employment office.
He didn't speak a word of English, and the men at the employment office couldn't figure out where he was from. They took a vote to see if he was Chinese or Japanese.
It was a Thai.
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It's a good thing my new Thai girlfriend doesn't have an issue with small p**....
I just wish she didnt have one.
Why do certain asian boxers hate the Rebel Alliance?
Because they are Thai fighters.
Made in Thailand
Have you heard of the mountain climber from Bangkok?
He became famous as the Thai of the Eiger.
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Who won the election for mayor of Bangkok?
It was a Thai.
Did you hear about the race between Cambodia and Burma?
It was a Thai.
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Competitions.
How did the Bread contest end? Stalemate.
What about the w**... smoking contest? There were *joint* winners!
What about the competition to see who could locate Bangkok the quickest on a map? Was a Thai.
And that sketching contest? A draw.
Which boxer did Darth Vader put his money on in the fight?
The Thai fighter
What is a Thai person's finishing fight move.
Bangkok.
What type of sushi does Bob Seger like?
That Old Thai moroccan Roll.
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I used to by my dad a neck tie on father's day, but now I buy him an Asian h**....
It's better to buy a Thai that he'll actually use.
Whats the worst thing about a Thai Masseuse Bride?
They walk all over you.
I keep making jokes about my dads new Thai bride. He's getting pretty sick of them.
My dads getting sick of them too.
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I like my days like I like my women
Long, Hard and Thai
What do you call a people who serve in Thailand?
Thai Fighters
How did Tiger Woods get the name Tiger?
His mom is Thai and his dad is.......
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I was s**... off my new Thai bride, last night
When I thought.. "Hang on a f**...' minute"
What do you call a room full of Thai girls?
A sausage party
There Are A Few Ways of Expressing Laughter in Type.
American: hahahaha
Brazillian portuguese: huehuehuehue
Japanese: wwwww
Korean: kekekeke
Mexicans & Spanish: jajajajaja
Thai: 555555
What Asian meal is the most popular in the Apple-nerd community?
iPad Thai.
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How do you know when a Thai woman likes you?
She gets an e**...
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Unlike my other girlfriends, my new Thai girlfriend is really into me.
about four inches into me to be precise.
The condensed version...
A Phillipino, a Korean, a Chinese fella, a Burmese lady, and a Vietnamese guy all go to a nightclub. The doorman stops them and says, "I can't let you in without a Thai."
A Laotian and a Vietnamese man were racing.
It ended up being a Thai!
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Thai Massage
A guy during his vacation to Thailand, ordered a massage session in his room, one for his wife and one for him.
After massaging the man for a long time, the Thai girl said, "Massage Pinis... Sir!"
He kept quiet ...
The Thai masseuse again said, "Massage Pinis... Sir!"
There was again silence.
Finally his wife spoke, "Don't have high hopes...She's saying 'Massage Finish' ..."
What's the name of Thailands bloodiest kickboxer?
Tam Pon
A pastor, IT server admin and a Thai ladyboy walk into a bar
The bartender asks him what he would like to drink.
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I was in a Thai s**... club.
After flirting with one of the workers, I suggested we go to the bathroom together.
"Ooo, what for, honey?" she winked.
I said, "Clarity."
I hate arguing with my friends on which Asian restaurant to eat at.
We always end in a Thai
what do you eat at a formal event in thailand?
black thai curry
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I was sitting on a train next to a hot Thai girl.
I thought to myself "Please don't get an e**..., please don't get an e**...."
But.....she did.
What did the Thai soccer player say to the rescue diver?
I didn't want to follow the coach but I eventually caved in
Have you guys heard about the 13 Thai boys stuck in a cave?
Don't worry though, the Vatican is on it!
It is taking much longer to rescue the boys trapped in the Thai cave.
All the diving experts are participating in the World Cup in Russia.
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Now that Brazil is out of the World Cup they should go help the Thai kids stuck in that cave...
After all they're the world's most talented divers.
When the little boys stuck in that cave in Thailand are rescued, there's definitely gonna be a movie. There's a ex US Navy Seal helping. They're gonna make the movie all about him
and have Scarlett Johansen playing one of the Thai boys.
I heard the last two kids rescued raced eachother to the end of the cave...
Rescuers reported the race ended in a Thai.
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Now that all the Thai boys were rescued, we can now joke about the situation.
But please, one at a time.
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Why can't you ever win on a s**... trip to Bangkok?
Cuz you always finish in a Thai
Had a bet going with a friend over who would be the first to get those kids out of that cave, Elon Musk or the Navy SEALs...
...He said Elon Musk, I said it would be a Thai.
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What's the difference between Thai kids and American kids?
Thai kids are trapped by water.
American kids are trapped by ICE.
What does the English soccer team have in common with the Thai boys?
They're both heading home
As an armchair pundit, I can't help thinking the Thai team would have escaped sooner
If they'd made better use of their subs
The Thai rescue divers were given tight trunks to wear as they maneuvered through the narrow caves
So they wouldn't Bangkok.
Somebody should've told Logan Paul the Thai kids in the cave had died.
He would have found them in no time.
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How do you know the thai football team are fair football players?
Because they don't know how to dive.
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What's the difference between Elon Musk and Jared the Subway guy?
Elon wanted to put Thai boys into small objects, Jared wanted to put small objects into Thai boys.
What is something that is easy to get into but hard to get out of?
A Thai cave.
The news said that the Thai boys trapped in the cave system had no idea about the world outside following the happenings of the rescue, so I guess you could say that....
They were in the dark about their situation!
When I was in Thailand I had a driver that ran through all the red lights.
I got mad at him but he said he was a professional driver. When he stopped at a green light I asked why, and he said Just in case there are other professional drivers out there
What does A&W and Thailand have in common?
You can have 2 teens for $5
How did the Asian travel back in time?
He used his Thai machine
I was making fun of my Dad's new Thai bride, and he wasn't too happy about it.
My dad wasn't too pleased either.
What really motivates people to work out in southeast asia?
Eye of the Thai girl.
I was at a barber shop in Bangkok and I asked to get my hair dyed, and for the barber to surprise me. I noticed that it was taking a bit longer than hair dyeing normally would, and when I looked at the finished job in the mirror, I noticed that they were in rainbow swirls.
When I asked the barber, "What is this?" he told me,"Well, it's a Thai dye."
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I broke up with my Thai girlfriend today.
She was a little bit too c**... for my taste.
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An Englishman, and Irishman...
, a Chinese, a Japanese, a Scot, a Mexican, an, African, a Portuguese, a Swede, a German, and a Frenchman walk into a bar.
I'm sorry, says the maître'D, But you can't come in here without a Thai.
